News from around the world from vyD AI Hello, good evening complacent masses and welcome to the news. The headlines tonight President Bush says Iran is a very scary scary country and fear should vilify our minds. When we think FBI of its nuclear theorizing program. 362 people die in the hash crush in Saudi Arabia. Their deaths are blamed on medieval religious beliefs chickens of mass distraction still at large all over the world. Few white people will die teenage drug murderer gang rape Hollywood buys film rights. Our top story tonight, President Bush says Iran is a very frightened a fIying country and we should all be very afraid of it. The statement comes as Iran restarts its nuclear research program, saying their research was for purely peaceful bombs designed only to wipe Israel off the face of the earth. Sources close to the White House have said Iran is much better protected than some other countries. Countries who have developed the bomb like Israel pose no threat to world peace or stability in the region at all, and should be left alone to steal land torture prisoners killed children, assassinate to political leaders that doesn't like etc, etc. In Saudi Arabia, irrational religious beliefs have claimed 362 lives during the annual Hajj. The dead people were crushed in a stampede during the symbolic stoning of rocks used to represent the devil in their medieval religious beliefs. Saudi officials have denied that reason, good sense or a belief in the Absolute Truth of empirical data could have done more to prevent the stampede. A spokesman for the devil said Thank fuck, they were just throwing stones. I thought they were gonna crash a plane into me. As the bird flu epidemic rages across planet Earth, a spokesman for the UN asked for $1.5 billion to help fight bird flu saying this virus or another one like it, or something else bad could strike at any time. more must be done to prevent bad things happening in this place or another one like it. Bad things are continuously happening everywhere and have done for a very long time. Something bad will almost certainly happen to us all. And we should probably kill ourselves to prevent it from happening. Bird flu could kill and kill again and has already taken several victims this year. Meanwhile, in Nigeria reports that 11 million people are close to starvation have provoked little response. A spokesman for white people in Europe said being black poor and African is infectious. Teenage drug rape murder. Let me say that again and show you a picture of the victim. Teenage drug rape, murder all I think I'm getting a Stiffy a teenager was stabbed to death after being tortured and raped. A friend who suffered the same fate was shot in the head but survived. Six men deny charges including stupid Ian being a bad shot. Father of the dead girl says he's shocked and saddened by the lack of care he showed for his dead daughter, adding that any parent who allows their 16 year old daughter to stay out all night drinking taking drugs and hanging out with men should be very careful. Thank you and now the weather


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