Use around the world from vy, D. Here are the headlines tonight. Palestinian suicide government, Israel condemn spread of democracy 3000 troops to Afghanistan. Georgia Galloway, we tell you how to feel evil. You're disgusting. We tell you by Google lies to the Chinese for money. Just by Coleman, who cares anyway.

Thanks and thanks, thanks. Violence in the sex is bad. Violence. Good. Good. Hello, good evening and welcome. I am shortly invested. Here's the news. A mass has won the first democratic elections in Palestine for 10 years. Israel says they must renounce violence or will kill more of you fuckers. Okay, come on, bring it all. The world holds its breath tonight. Ben exhales Ben says. America says Hamas is an organization that killed human beings repeatedly as part of its struggle to win back Palestine from the Israelis, who bought the country quite legally from Britain around 1920. And that says it's an organization which provides health care and food to the dying and starving children of Palestine. And they will continue their armed struggle to take back what's left of their country. Fight, fight, fight, fight fight. Britain sends 3000 troops to Afghanistan to help secure the people of the South from terrorism. This region of the country is well known as the largest producer of heroin in the world, a drug whose supply has improved since the end of the Taliban regime and the beginning of the occupation by America and Britain. That's a funny one funny one can't get my head, my head my head round that John Reed UK defense secretary says the Americans are involved in terrorism, terrorism or Islamism, actively seeking to jail, destroy, kill or expel people. That is what the Americans aren't doing. I'm sorry, that should be anti anti terrorism. We're not there. To do that. We're there to provide the security framework in which that and the training of Afghan terrorist forces can take place. I'm sorry, that should be security forces. The popular search engine Google has opened a Chinese portal with many restricted sites and filtered searches. China the world's most populous country, which has more than 100 million web surfers, a number expected to swell substantially makes an alluring prospect for Google, which will boost its rising profits. A spokesman for Google says making money from evil regimes is okay with us. an undisclosed source in China says China welcomes the running dark lackey imperialist search engine. Now that China has embraced capitalism, we all must have our freedom and information restricted as we strive to be more and more like our western competitors. Living our uninformed, poorly educated lives without choice under the tyranny of the evil fascist corporation that falls over us all with an iron fist. More on that story later. George Galloway more evil than Myra Hindley are a plateful of nasties. How dare you remind us of the dead Iraqi children? Show us the cat impersonation again so we can ridicule him and return to our lives. As the next generation of Nazis consuming stuff. We don't need fucking the third world over for a buck. George Galloway is hated by as many as three people in the media. Many other people share his views or simply don't give a fuck. In California. Grand Theft Auto San Andreas is the subject of a $10 million lawsuit, where it's been discovered to contain hidden sex scenes depicting human reproduction. These so called sex scenes have been deemed illegal and offensive in America and unsuitable for the age group for which it was licensed. Like the killing Mamie mutilation, robbery and violence depicted in the rest of the game. The sex scenes portray humans being nice to each other. And while it might be okay to show people stealing cars, blowing things up, and battering hookers to death with a baseball bat, in America, we draw the line of human beings touching each other in a way designed to give pleasure. More on that story later and how sport is said to become more interesting in your life. Now, the web


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