Condoleezza Rice says UK protests are good for democracy and ignoring them good for dictatorships. Zacharias Mousavi defended in 911 trial confesses all he is the fifth hijacker Jack the Ripper and the man on the grassy knoll. In the UK Tories published the names of the next government, I mean businessmen who give them money. I'm more than welcome. Here are tonight's headlines. Condoleezza Rice on a state visit to the UK has said people protest in America people protest on my college campus. People protest wherever I go in the world. And really, I don't give a fuck, and neither does the rest of the evil fascist Corporation. That rule over us all with an iron fist. You can say anything you like, you can protest or you're blue in the face. You can petition lobby, demonstrate till the cows come home and you're sick of the sound of your own pathetic little voices. It won't stop us fucking you and the rest of the world over for a buck. The greatest enslavement in the history of human life on earth will go on relentless, unstoppable, merciless and there is nothing you can do to stop it. You bunch of desperate lefty liberal tree hugging ass wipes. Don't you understand? We are the Mr. ons the Czar's the pharaohs, the Kings, the queens, the top dogs of the planet, go on, paint your little placards and chant those stupid chats, shame on you. Shame on you. We've got the guns, the bombs, the media, the religion, the money that power the land, the sea, the air, we've even got out our fucking space. We're not even going to try and stop the rest of the tiny minority of people who can see through the lies the spin the global bullshit because most of the world doesn't give a shit. As long as footballs on the telly beers cheap in the middle class can own a second home in the country. So fuck you all, just Oh Sub Sub Sub so, so fuck you all. Sit back, relax and watch while we strip you of your rights. Turn your children into barcodes in our zombie database of slave drones. More on that story later. Zacharias Mousavi the only person to stand trial for a crime relating to 911 has stunned jurors in his trial in America by confessing to every crime ever committed in the world since the dawn of time. In an incredible series of confessions, Zacharias Musawi has claimed responsibility for grassing up Jesus stabbing Julius Caesar sinking the Titanic assassinating Archduke Franz Ferdinand, starting the second world war by invading Poland, dropping the atom bomb on Hiroshima, and more. He goes on to claim he is Jack the Ripper was the man on the grassy knoll when Kennedy was killed in Dallas that is actually Osama bin Laden's clone, the leader of al Qaeda head of SMERSH and the evil scientist who invented birth. He does however strenuously deny producing albums for vanilla ice in all of the prosecution, and he is telling the truth in all of this. Not adding the two years of detention at the CIA's brain remodeling Center have not influenced his evidence in any way at all. Zacharias new Sally is charged with not giving the CIA information that could have saved lives. IE, telling the CIA they were about to fly radio control jets into the World Trade Center, killing 3000 people blaming it on a terror group they invented and using the event to justify holy war across the planet. The defense's case is that Zacharias Musashi is a nutter, and nobody should believe a single word he says. In the UK Tories published the name of the next government I mean businessmen who give them money. And the men and women who bankrolled the Tory party have been named today, except for the ones who don't want to be and the ones who live abroad. And the ones who are drug dealers, criminals, money launderers, dictators, scallywags. And pimps spokesperson for the Tory party didn't say, We are the party of organized crime. I mean, big business. I mean, the people, we are committed to secrecy and deception. I mean, openness and transparency, and party funding. And we hope that by publishing the names of our Secret Rulers, I mean, our next government Oh, shit, look, the thing is running a big political party is expensive. We've got some very rich people's interests to look after. And it's only right they should help us out with a loan or two till we get into government and we can give them taxpayers money. You don't think we make up this policy by ourselves too. How do you suppose we end up with dozens of water companies making hundreds of millions profit with no competition? A nuclear industry that taxpayers write blank checks for energy suppliers who can charge what they like squeezing every drop of money they can from a population with no real choice, a crap health service, no pensions and the richest woman in the world as our head of state while 4 million children live in poverty, it's because you're stupid enough to believe anything we say. And so lazy even if you don't believe it, we'll get away with it anyway. Tata. And now, the weather


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