Iran says let's talk about nuclear Armageddon. This week's bummer of the week, the Iraqi shoe bomber in the UK, England and possibly the greatest football team in the world bad news around the world from vyD i I'm clean shaven. Here are tonight's headlines. Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has welcomed a large check offered to stop its nuclear program as a step forward. He said he had instructed his colleagues to consider the amount offered by the US Europe, Russia and China carefully. In his first response to the office offer. The President didn't insist we are seeking to develop nuclear weapons and bomb fuck out of America's nasty little friend Israel for stealing lands, torturing prisoners and murdering little children. The West has demanded that Iran stop enriching uranium a process that fears may be used to level the playing fields and give non Judeo Christian nutters as much nuclear cloud as the West. Iran says its program is solely for the destruction of Israel. I mean, production of energy, and that enrichment is it's right. On Thursday, Iranian state media said the Islamic Republic of Iran will not succumb to pressure, and it considers the continuation of its mad crazy nutjob religious extremism Its main objective. He wasn't quoted as saying Iran has been offered a supply of enriched uranium from Russia as part of a range of incentives. They are also thought to include offers of assistance to Iran in building a lightwater nuclear reactor for civilian pollution of the planet plus financial incentives. Mr. Ahmadinejad said Iran would formally respond to the offer after we count the zeros on the check you lovely rich, practical capitalist evil people. If accepted, this change in policy will herald a new era of global politics where countries agreed to settle their differences with cash, not bombs, I mean, diplomacy, not aggression, long lived capitalism and God bless the dollar. In Iraq, at least 11 people have been killed and 25 injured in a suspected suicide shoe bomb attack at a Shia mosque in Baghdad. The suicide shoe is said to have been loafing around the mosque before the explosion. A spokesperson for no one in particular didn't say it's time we gave these people the boot. I would they like it if the shoe was on the other foot. It's events like this that clog up our hospitals. I don't know if our people can sandal I mean handle this any longer. If only we could get a toe in the water of peace. I am sure the sole reason for attacks like this are to sling back the progress of Iraq. So let's not flip flop a boat with the issue. It's time we put our foot down. Friday's attack was the biggest in Baghdad since Thursday.

In the UK, World Cup fever grips the nation as England go through to the playoffs. It's quite possible that England are the greatest football team in the world after a marginal last minute victory over Trinidad and Tobago, the smallest country in the competition, and a slim one nil victory over Paraguay. Now all that stands in the way of our boys triumphant the lifting of the cup are the 15 greatest teams in the world. No problem, Mr. Fantastic aka the rubber man crouch, the Boy Wonder Hopalong Rooney and Captain shaven will make short work of them on the road to victory forwards upwards and onwards for the greater glory of Her Majesty, the pride of our xenophobic nation and the veneration of Our Lord think slobber, slobber rant. And now, the weather the planet sparked. It's your fault, and it's getting worse. Have a nice weekend.


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