oil price hits $100 a barrel. Gosh boy, you can still afford to fuck the planet. Black Water killings broke rules say FBI victims should have been terrorists in the UK travelled terror increased with new insecurity clamped down. Hello pawns in the game. I'm fraught with danger. Here are tonight's headline highs. The price of oil briefly reached $100 A barrel this week, before settling back to 98. Analysts say uncertainty about supplies and increased demand from China and India are responsible but in real terms and taking into account inflation, because there's no higher than in 1981 OPEC has come under pressure to increase production to ease demand and prices. So that's all right. Carry on full speed ahead. Don't spare the horses, we could even go a bit faster fight for the forests, fuck the oceans, fuck the landless peasants slaves. The few wealthy banking families that own you all and all the mineral resources of Earth need more money, more power over you more pollution, more extinct species more cancer caused by the exhaust fumes of our global transport and industry. Remember, none of our activities are for your benefit. None of the destruction and depletion of our natural resources are for a worthy cause. Oh, say fighting off brain sucking aliens or preventing some terrible natural catastrophe. In fact, our activities are causing one. But who gives a fuck about that, as long as the very rich are getting very richer. After all, they deserve to have complete dominion over the earth and its people cause their rich rights. Let us never tolerate outrageous theories that the earth is the shared responsibility of all sentient life. And it's care and stewardship our only priority. Now the best thing to do without this, dig it up, set fire to it, chop it down and turn it into useless shit we don't need and put in the shops so we can make money for the evil fuckers who got it all anyway, hooray for exploitation and 3% growth forever, just like cancer, our noble enterprise to just grow and grow and grow forever and ever and ever, ultimately consuming every living plant and animal on Earth, leaving one colossal rich fuckup and a big pile of shit. Nice. In America, the FBI have ruled that the killings of Iraqi civilians by guards from the security firm Blackwater were unjustified. Officials investigating the 16 September incident in which 17 Iraqis were shot by Blackwater staff guarding State Department employees did not say these killings broke the rules. Clearly the victim should have been terrorists, and they've been terrorists, their deaths would have been completely justified. As such the blame lies squarely with the civilians involved. These people should not only have been armed, but they should have opened fire on the Blackwater guards in an unprovoked attack, thus allowing them to be killed legitimately. Let this be a warning to any unarmed civilians planning to be killed in such a manner. We will not tolerate non threatening innocent behavior from our victims. All dead Iraqis should have the decency to arm themselves and parade themselves and their weapons clearly for the benefit of our security personnel. It would be better for all concerned if they were to shoot first before being mowed down in a hail of fire. This would prevent the kinds of confusion and recrimination we are seeing now. In a completely unrelated story. Israel is declaring Jerusalem as their capital and exclude its status from discussions and future peace talks with the powerless to stop us Palestinian sand makers. Israel annexed East Jerusalem with its holy places in 1967, and has controlled it ever since. A spokesperson for the murderous state of Israel did not say we are in charge, no one can stop us now. I don't know why we even keep up the pretense of being reasonable about our plans. We will erode and reduce the Palestinian ghettos still they are non existent. We will exterminate Palestinian rule and ownership of the land. We will seize the entire country for ourselves and claim all the time that God wanted us to have it. That there is a God and we are his favorite people. You see, eventually the world will accept that we are God's children and the rest of you are just here to serve us and borrow money. Now fuck off back to the UN and table some insignificant resolutions while we starve the people of Palestine switch off their water and electricity supplies and torture anyone we've got locked up. See Kyle, I mean, God bless us all. Well, Justice actually, long lives a fatherland I mean, Jewish homeland, nationalism and religious intolerance Forever a man in the UK travelled terror and insecurity will be stepped up at railway stations, airports and ports as part of government attempts to promote terrorism. Gordon Brown was announced insecurity to be improved at stations, airports and ports. This will include more barriers to peace and blast promoting buildings. Guidance will be sent to venues like cinemas and shopping centers on how to keep terrorism in the public eye. There will be a head teachers forum to protect pupils from the rational view of the world and firms responsible for crowded places are to be given updated advice on how to induce racial intolerance, vigilantism and rabid religious and nationalist feelings in his wide ranging common statement on national insecurity. Mr. Brown didn't say that the fake bomb attacks in London and Glasgow airport in June showed the need to ensure young people are not laughing at or ignoring the promotion of terrorism. Improved insecurity would be installed at the country's busiest railway stations. Additional snooping into the baggage and passengers were planned at large railway stations and other locations. In a related story, convicted terrorist Abu Hamza may now be extradited to the US to face other errors and charges. The US government wants to put Abu Hamza on trial for many charges, alleging he looks like a terrorist walks like a terrorist talks like a terrorist. A British judge is likely to have rent boy sex, snort coke, drink too much port and pass judgment later this afternoon. Thanks and now the weather. The planet belongs to a few wealthy banking families. They purchased it completely legally from a nutter with a lot of guns. Now they're going to do whatever they want with it. nevermind the fact it's home to the only life in the universe. Now let's fuck off back to work while they organize our slavery and population reduction. Have a nice weekend.


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