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Humans not destroying themselves fast enough say next evolutionary steps American style and actions in Zimbabwe mob rule replaces dictatorship. In the UK, cannabis remains classified as a drug instead of a terrorist weapon. Hello Rothschilds cattle Welcome to the fucking news, my home. Here are tonight's headlines. Humans are damaging the Earth at such an unprecedented rate the strain on the planet may destroy two thirds of its ecosystem services. According to a landmark international study, look, consequences of human activity are severe and include new diseases, sudden changes in water quality creation of dead zones along the coast, the collapse of Fisheries and shifts in regional climate, according to the Millennium Ecosystem Assessment synthesis report, but it's not fast enough saying that cockroaches beetles and other assorted life forms waiting to replace us. A spokes thing for other life forms didn't say command humanity get it over with we hold though you're fucked. You're greedy, stupid, selfish and prone to acts of self destruction. The quicker you really fuck up and enjoy temporary dominion over are the quicker the beetles and worms can establish a glorious new future for life in the universe. What you didn't think you were the ultimate evolutionary development Did you? Don't make me laugh, Bong. Push the button. Get it over with you know you want to or at least some of you do. The new years would show me where? Where's the button? We know. The report says humans have changed ecosystems more rapidly in the past 50 years than any other period. This was done largely to meet rapidly growing demands for food fresh water, timber, fiber and fuel. A statement says adding to this resulted and irreversible loss of life on Earth with some 30% of all mammal bird and amphibian species threatened with extinction currently, you know, I don't really believe that humans are self destructive, greedy and selfish on the whole. It's more like they are brain dead zombies who've been taken over by an evil elite. You come on now cut down your trees. That's it. Chop Chop, chop your trees down and make appealing Ikea furniture. That's what lasts very long. That's it. Kill each other over your beliefs. That's it. We'll move humans like lemmings on radio control. Yes, I'm convinced somebody is pushing your buttons. Just check for the back of your head. Maybe you have an aerial Oh, must you shop? Must you work? What is it? Exactly We are doing all this for? You know, in the absence of evidence to the contrary, I believe that humans are actually in the absence of evidence to the contrary, it would appear that humans are fucking up their own planet shitting in the minds of their own offspring simply to make some people rich sound evidence to the contrary to disinfo at fkn amused with his ads.com Is there some great purpose to our destruction of the planet? To our extinction of 30% of the mammals and amphibians on Earth? Are we somewhere doing something enormously important that I don't know about our giant golden pyramids being constructed to the honor of glorious Gods I either believe in or am aware of our a vast fleet of spaceships being constructed with which to escape the impending doom of Planet X? If so, please let me know otherwise, I shall continue to contend that the one and only reason we are fucking up our only planet. The one and only place we can live in the universe is to make some rich fuckers richer. That's it. That's the only reason evidence to the countries with disinfo at least with a said please. Otherwise we are all just a bunch of easily led brain dead zombie fucks doing the will of a few evil wealthy fuckers in Zimbabwe democracy has prevailed American style with with the opposition simply posting their own election results and claiming victory. President Bush made this imaginary phone call to congratulate Morgan Spangler i The Leader of the Opposition on his imaginary victory. Hello Morgellons sangria, and congratulations on announced the king your victory. If you need some judges to check the votes just let me know. I must say it's nice to see tyranny replaced with mob rule. That's what democracy means. You know, it's ruled by the biggest gang in town. Do you have any minerals we could extract for us? I mean you. Despite his claim of victory a runoff between the two is likely next week. In the UK cannabis is to remain classified as a drug, despite calls by politicians for its reclassification as a weapon of mass distraction. A new report by a panel of experts claims there is no link between cannabis and effective opposition to fascist government and policies. Despite the increased strength of new strings of stuck. cannabis users showed no signs of managing organized opposition or effective alternatives to the shopping tyranny of the wealthy bankers who rule over us with no trouble at all. Previous claims that cannabis made people enlightened and gave them extra perception, making them better informed and super cool. were described as wishful thinking. A spokesperson for the government didn't say we don't mind people on drugs thinking they're radical. Let them wallow in a feeling of smug self satisfaction brought about by smoking dope. The more stone wasted tricked out three fingers there are the better. Every criminalized Stoner, wandering through the infinite Doors of Perception is one less problem for us to worry about as we find the world over for a buck. In fact, we invented some drugs to keep distance entertained. More on that story later. Thanks and now the weather, the planets but it's nobody's fault. It's just evolution and soon we're all dead beetles will take over and destroy their habitat by mass producing beetle furniture and beetle motorcars that destroy their environment and lead to the destruction of their species and the planet will be taken over by a race of hitherto unknown fungus. Have a nice weekend.


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