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America arms and trains terrorists in Iraq say dead people. Only 50 fish left in the sea this year 50 years of fish left in the sea in the UK Big Brother breaks your privacy at Fox you like a get Hello dream lovers. Welcome to the fucking us. I'm listening. Here are tonight's headlines. After years of claiming counterplay the Iraqi government has released evidence it says proves America is supplying weapons to and training terrorists in Iraq. The evidence comes just days after eight civilians, many of them children were killed north of Baghdad. Here's our special report from Baghdad by our correspondents, my assets safe in the green zone. Hello half man half biscuit another date of death in Iraq, of family on its way back from the market belong to pieces in a scene of utter carnage. Local say they were murdered by terrorists flying a helicopter with American markets. Back in Baghdad, the puppet government of Iraq says America is trying to destabilize the peace in our country, so they can tighten their grip on global oil supplies. They say they have good evidence America invaded Iraq five years ago and have over 140,000 trained killers somewhere in the country, carrying out killings and many terrorist acts. We put these claims to the undersecretary for global terror and economic tyranny at the Pentagon. Whose claims are absurd. The Iraqis hope to implicate us in these things only so they can justify attacking us and our interests in their country, which we have invaded and occupied. I challenge the leaders of Iraqis to step outside on a brightly lit day with no body armor and say those things within range of our highly trained snipers, you know, the ones who can shoot a hole in the Koran from a kilometer away, then we'll see who's lying in a pool of their own Glock. Seriously though, I would like to point out that there is no evidence of the United States needing to consolidate its grip on oil reserves to prop up its empire. There's no truth in the claim. We have two carriers in the Gulf and one in the med just waiting to bomb some other country back to the Stone Age. We the American people would not stand by idle while some innocent lives were threatened by power bad religious fanatics. Unless they were Israelis. Thank you. Now you journalists can fuck up back your offices and make America look good by writing and seeing plausible nonsense about the defense of freedom and the need to protect national security. In a related story, in a sharp reversal of a long standing accusations against Iran arming militants in Iraq, the US military has made an unprecedented, albeit quiet confession. The weapons they have recently found in Iraq were not made in Iran at all. According to a report by LA Times correspondent Tina Suzman in Baghdad, a plan to show some alleged Iranian supplied explosives to journalists last week in Karbala and then destroy them was cancelled after the United States realized. None of them were from Iran. Consequently, the Iraqi government and there is no hard evidence against Iran. It's not clear whether this information has reached Hillary Clinton, who may still be drooling over the prospect of obliterating Iran, if or when she comes to power

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over those missiles over those missiles, they're still there so

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in other news, there will be nothing left to fish from the seas by the middle of the century. If current trends continue. According to a major scientific study, stocks have collapsed and nearly 1/3 of the sea fisheries and the rate of decline is accelerating. So get out there and eat some fish. Yes, don't leave it too late to gobble up some seafood. Now may be your only chance, let's not rein in consumption or use our enormous intelligence to resolve the problem. Let's eat more fish. I for one will be really pissed off if the fish run out. And I haven't tasted sushi, calamari scampi or cod and chips. Fuck the world's ecosystem. I want a tasty and nutritious eating experience. And that's in the cat food. Writing in the journal Science, the international team of researchers says fishery decline is closely tied to a broader loss of marine biodiversity. What we're highlighting is there's a finite number of stocks we've gone through 1/3 We're going to get through the rest steeple a bit from Stanford University in California, one of the other scientists on the project added unless we fundamentally change the way we manage all the ocean species together as working ecosystems, then this century is the last century of wild seafood, but who gives a fuck about that? When we can eat each other Hewlett Packard tasty. In the UK a massive government database holding details of every phone call, email and time spent on the internet by the public is being planned as part of the fight against wrong thinking and errors of internet service providers and telecoms companies. We hand over the records to the home office under plans put forward by officials. Jonathan Bamford, the

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assistant Information Commissioner said this would give us serious concerns and may well be a step too far.

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We are not aware of any justification for the stick to hold every UK citizens phone and internet records. We have real doubts that such a measure can be justified, or it's proportionate or desirable. We have warned before we are sleepwalking into a surveillance society holding large collections of data is risky, and the more is collected and stored. bigger the problem. A home office spokesman said the bill was needed to reflect changes in communication, increasingly undermine our capabilities to obtain communication data and use it to protect the public going on not to say what are you going to do about it anyway, most of you will never hear about it till it's too late. And those that do most of you are the kind of complicit truly educated shoppers who believe that shit, public safety. The rest of you desperate left wing counterculture freaks out organize a more effective protest and throwing stones at the police and shouting down with that sort of thing. So while you are debating the merits of the vegan diet, we'll be raping your privacy and fucking yoga for a buck just like it ever was. Now go back to surfing the internet or whatever it is you do. But definitely do not run for office, open a bank or organize and alert other people. Thanks. And now for the weather. Arms build up continues in the Middle East who have the chance of being used by the weekend. Depleted world fish stocks nearly to cannibalism over the next century, the big brothers hired on for spying entering your premises into more and more as time goes on. Have a nice weekend.


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