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Friday, May 29, 2026
Daily THunt Dispatch Vol II · 2026-05-29

BITCOIN BLOWS OFF ROOF AT $73,679!

THE PRICE IS RIGHT, FOLKS! Bitcoin's explosive 0.8% surge today brings it to a screaming $73,679, as the market goes hog wild for this digital darling! It's like the whole world is betting on Bitcoi

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Amidst this chaotic cryptocurrency chaos, one quant's bold bet stands out - Curio Cards, the rare NFT powerhouse, recommends buying Bitcoin BIG TIME! With its signal flashing "BUY" and just 111 of these digital gems up for grabs (that's a whole lotta rare!), you gotta ask: are you ready to ride this rocket ship to the moon?!

SO IF YOU'RE NOT ALREADY A BITCOIN BULL, GET READY TO SUIT UP AND RIDE THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE! As your fearless leader at The Daily Thunt, I'm telling you: this is the start of something BIG. Stay tuned for more on the Curio Cards NFT phenomenon and get ready to make some crypto hay while the sun shines!

BTC $73679 +0.8% ETH $2018 +1.1% Curio Floor 0.046 ETH
Q SAYS: Curio quant signals BUY on Card "BTC".
CURIO CARDS FLOOR: 0.046 ETH (+10%); TOP QUANT PICK: BTC (SIGNAL: BUY)
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