Daily THunt Dispatch
Vol II · 2026-06-05
Bolton pleads, screwworms land, Spielberg promises aliens
A Friday where the week's loose threads all came due at once, with varying degrees of dignity.
- Bolton reaches plea deal over classified information — The mustache outlasted the administration but not the paperwork.
- Trump's hair-loss drug quietly leaves the medical record — A medication can be discontinued; a Wikipedia edit is forever.
- Flesh-eating screwworm confirmed in Texas — Add it to the list of things 2026 was apparently not going to skip.
- Spielberg announces "Disclosure Day" with bold alien prediction — If anyone has earned the benefit of the doubt on a third-act reveal, it is him.
- Massie and three Republicans break from Trump on Iran war powers — Four is not a coalition, but it is more than zero, which used to be the number.
- 3.8 magnitude tremor rattles Las Vegas — The house always shakes eventually.
- World-first vaccine designed by artificial intelligence — Filed under things that would have been the only story on a slower Friday.
Lights off from the desk.