Glossary

headlies

Deek's portmanteau of "headlines" + "lies." His standard opener: "here are tonight headlies."

vydi

Deek Jackson's username on Revver — the original publishing platform for FKN Newz. Comes from the FKN Newz domain "vydi.com" referenced in early episodes.

fkn-newz

F**kin Newz — the broadcast title. Censored to FKN to survive platform filters.

landless-peasant-slaves

The opening salutation to viewers, recurring across episodes: "hello landless peasant slaves, welcome to the FKN newz."

ordo-nullus-mundi

Deek's parody secret order — the inverse of all real-or-imagined "ordo" groups (Bilderberg, Bohemian Grove). Tag-lined "non-secret organisation to gain influence and power."

moronicy

Deek-coined: "moron" + suffix. The condition of believing the official story.

respect-not-the-moron

A line from the companion _theastronomers.org project; became a Deek catchphrase.

spacetime

A frequent off-handed sign-off / cosmic-scale comment used as bathos against day-to-day news.