Mad Bitcoins
Arcade
Browser games starring the Mad Bitcoin sprite — a steampunk Satoshi with a top hat and a moon-rover. Free to play, free to lose. Built with Claude Code on hot summer nights.
Mad Patrol
Moon-Patrol on the Bitcoin standard. Drive the Mad Bitcoin cart across a cratered lunar wasteland, hopping over fiat sinkholes and blasting UFOs out of the sky. One life, one chance, infinite craters.
▶ Play NowTouch: tap left to jump, tap right to shoot.
Mad Patrol Series · 6 playable
Where it started: Moon Patrol on the Bitcoin standard. Eight stages — lunar buggy, underwater run, top-view shooter, and a Satoshi final boss. ChatGPT Codex build, February 2026.
Seven genre-hopping stages: Mega Man platforming, Ninja Gaiden sword combat, R-Type shoot-em-up, Bionic Commando grapple — full Afterburner soundtrack swapping per stage. Codex build, March 2026.
Five-level canvas remake — Mad Quant stock-tip overlays, reworked physics, softer purple palette, and a separate codebase from the Codex line. March 12, 2026.
A polished take from the expert build team — refined physics, sharper sprites, careful level pacing. March 14, 2026.
The sprite-sheet build — the flagship featured above. Lean side-scroller, hand-painted sprite atlas, unified player scale, desktop + touch. May 2026.
Cross-game tribute — 5 hand-picked levels from each prior Mad Patrol, capped by an all-new Satoshi Citadel finale. The grand tour. May 2026.
No level cap, escalating difficulty, leaderboard.
A bullet-hell encounter against a man with infinite leverage.
Larger touch zones, haptics, portrait-mode HUD.
The 1n2 Arcade · 2 retro minis
Other Playables · standalone
A fully playable Jeopardy board on top of 500K+ analyzed clues — category frequencies, Daily Double patterns, champion stats.
Every Best Picture winner from 1929 to 2026, with posters. Can you name them?
Trustless Lightning coin flips. Two parties commit, reveal, and let math — not an operator — decide. Nostr-signed.