| RANK | NAME | SCORE | STAGE |
|---|
Less hair. Same hero.
Less hair. More wisdom. Same Josh.
256 colors. Unlimited beard.
History student. Graduate student.
Professor. Still holding the combo.
“Make the jump button bigger.”
Words that changed an industry.

HAIR MEMORY FULL.
DELETING TOP TEXTURES…
Jump arcs tuned. Skeletons politely interrupted.
The argument finally fits on the screen.

Artwork, animation, programming, testing.
Four mascots. Zero coffee breaks.
RAM: 32 KB
STUDENT LOANS: OVERFLOW


Based on Thomas’s Josh references.
Prepared, registered and animated for the game.

NO SKELETONS WERE TENURED
DURING THE MAKING OF THIS GAME.

From Security to Economic Interests · 2005
The paper is real. The battles and game timeline are fiction.
Open Font License
8-bit spirit. More than 8 bits of affection.
YOUR DIPLOMA IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE.
YOUR SAVE IS RIGHT HERE.
See you in office hours.