Counted among callers whose name survived transcription. Most people called once. The regulars carried the phone lines.
| Caller | From | Episodes | Calls | Places given |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mustafa | Illinois | 14 | 14 | Chicago, Illinois, America |
| John | — | 7 | 7 | — |
| Ricardo | France | 7 | 7 | Paris |
| Dave | Ohio | 6 | 6 | Youngstown |
| Jeff | — | 4 | 4 | — |
| Jeremy | Quebec | 4 | 4 | Montreal |
| Jose | — | 4 | 4 | — |
| Russell | Missouri | 4 | 4 | Missouri |
| Dan | Michigan | 3 | 3 | Grand Rapids |
| Gabriel | Israel | 3 | 3 | Israel |
| John | California | 3 | 3 | San Diego |
| Martin | Switzerland | 3 | 3 | Switzerland |
| Adrian | — | 2 | 2 | — |
| Ari | — | 2 | 2 | — |
| Chris | — | 2 | 2 | — |
| Dan | — | 2 | 2 | — |
| Dave | — | 2 | 2 | — |
| Dean | New York | 2 | 2 | New York |
| Declan | British Columbia | 2 | 2 | Vancouver |
| Henry | Montana | 2 | 2 | Montana |
| Jeff | Ohio | 2 | 2 | Ohio |
| Jonathan | California | 2 | 2 | San Francisco |
| Jose | Mexico | 2 | 2 | Mexico |
| Mark | — | 2 | 2 | — |
| Matt | — | 2 | 2 | — |
| Max | Germany | 2 | 2 | Germany |
| Nicholas | Oregon | 2 | 2 | Portland |
| Randy | Illinois | 2 | 2 | Aswiga, Illinois |
| Richard | Washington | 2 | 2 | Seattle |
| Sean | — | 2 | 2 | — |
| Steve | North Carolina | 2 | 2 | Raleigh |
Identity rule: distinctive names (Mustafa, Antronik) are treated as one person even when the location wobbles between calls. Common first names (John, Dave) are only matched when the location matches too — so "John" without a city may be several Johns, and the episode counts here are the cautious reading.
Geography is extracted from caller intros ("Dave from Youngstown, Ohio") and validated against a gazetteer. Whisper mangles place names; "Yuckstown" is in there. International callers who only gave a city the gazetteer doesn't know are undercounted. US bias in the numbers partly reflects the phone number being a US phone number.
Font size scales with number of calls. Names are as the transcript heard them, lightly de-mangled (Moostafa → Mustafa). Anyone the transcript garbled past recognition is counted but not named.