BUSH FAREWELL BYE ASSHOLES

Unknown Speaker 00:03 President Bush the greatest ever or just a moron frontman for evil Nazis. Israel is a current tree with no respect for the innocent cuts in other trees countries in the UK Paki redhead slur from Prince Harry love the bastard son of Princess Diana sloth, although it affected protesters. Welcome to the fucking news.

I'm rolling my own. Here are the headlines tonight. George W. Bush will shortly cease to be president of America.

Some people will celebrate this event and others will bemoan the loss of a great president. But which view is accurate. Here is President Bush himself in his last press conference making a farewell speech that never met a farewell amalgamations. Thank you for allowing me and just electoral system that put me into power twice.

I couldn't believe you let that happen once but twice. You really aren't that smart, are you? People think I'm an idiot. Thanks also for being ineffective, disparate and poorly organized that resisting the erosion of your rights after 911 and for believing that whole war on terror story without too much gagging.

I swear I never thought so many people could be so fucking stupid. But you live and learn. Some people say only in the greatest country on Earth could a barely literate coat snorting drunk be president only in a free and democratic nation crude a few lines scumbags gained so much control over the nation's affairs that it seems to be free and democratic. But I disagree.

I think we can do it to other countries as well. And Cheney and Remy and some of my other daddy's friends was planning 911 I didn't believe we could pull it off but I was wrong. I was so impressed by how y'all swallowed that shit so easily. I had no problem with economic fairy story we soldier and the trillions of debt.

We moved from my dad's friends businesses on to you, the American taxpayer leaving you now and leaving America with the biggest debt in history. I'm leaving you one of the most hated nations on Earth. EU citizens have less privacy, less freedom, less rights, less education, less prospect of good health and less ability to do anything about it than ever before. I would like to wish black yo mama back my trauma.

The next guy the best luck in getting you out of the shit I got you into but I know in my heart he was funded by the same right wing capitalist pro Israel God deluded voodoo mumble lying fascist scumbags. I was seven. I wouldn't hold my breath for that to happen. Anyway, goodbye.

I'm off to get drunk snort coke, chainsaws and trees down. I've got to have my mind control chip removed because Cheney says he needs from our brother. So now President Bush there reminding us exactly why he will be remembered as the greatest president ever. The greatest asshole Why are buffoon murderer etc, etc.

The new president will have his work cut out for him giving away even more taxpayers money and explaining how the change he was talking about was how he will change now he's in power and not how anything else will change. It was after all change you can believe in like God or fairies and not change that will actually happen. More on that story. Later fighting continues in Gaza as Israeli tanks push into the world's largest open prison.

Reports are coming in at the UN headquarters in Gaza was Sheldon civilian aid workers shot at the Israelis it seems are fighting to destroy as much infrastructure and facility of the Hamas government in Gaza as they can while the unarmed men women and children of Gaza are just fighting to stay alive. We're joined in the studio by spokesman for the Government of Israel Mark Regan Mark, you're a slimy Zionist scumbag who uses his verbal skills to defend and justify killing children on behalf of the cut tree of Israel.

Aren't you ashamed and disgusted by your filthy nationalist cause? That used to be the case? Well, I dropped an acid tab an hour ago, the mouth on experiencing universal love for all life and a sublime peace I never dreamed off peace man. I believe Israel and Palestine should join together in one big country called is relevant Stein, a place where all humans live and love and peace and freedom, where land and water are shared equally on the basis of need.

And we only eat plants that have died a natural death. Wow, that's amazing. How will you persuade your government to go along with this psychedelic changing policy? Well, on getting brought from here to the Knesset to speak before an emergency session of the Israeli government, stopping only to pour 50 gallons of LSD into the wall The supply of Tel Aviv It saddens me to realize all these years fascist dogma of our made up religion has caused us to behave like evil bullies.

But now I'm tripping. I can see that cuts cuts trees are irrelevant that all humans share the earth. Its air and water together. And that time has come for our filthy nationalist scum like me and the other Israelis to open our eyes to the wider truth of humanity's codependence amazing, you know, I had thought you were an unredeemable moron.

But after only one type of acid, you've turned into a rambling Nutter peace man. In the UK, Prince Harry, who's not a bastard son of his sloty mother's affair with the rugby team has been slightly condemned for being a total racist not a video surfaced of Prince Harry not the offspring of royalty or mongering, using the term Paki and racket was referring to an Arab member of his squad. Sadly, nobody's offended by the mere existence of these parasites.

This chinless undeserving dynasty of swaggering fascists, nobody is calling for us to ignore them, disenfranchise them, cut them out of our lives. I couldn't give a fuck. Look Prince, not the illegitimate love child of that soldier. His mother fucked is a racist fuck art.

I assure you, Britain has plenty more where his sad as came from no, the real problem is we pretend our institutions are not racist, and that it was a slip of the tongue. That really hairy loves all humanity equally. Except the peasants. Of course, they're scammed out, you know, please, if the royal family aren't the whitest example of institutional elitism and racism on earth.

What is the queen? Brings white people folks, that pack is jinkies or rag heads. Let's see the Queen fucka black man, let's see Prince William Shaq some ebony ass or hook up with an Asian lovely Harry, my boy get yourself back to Afghanistan for some burqa love and I might believe you're not another racist aristocratic fuck with you got caught being himself. Thanks.

And now the weather. winds of change in America blowing the scent of fresh bullshit across the land. Love and Peace replace death and lies in Gaza but only in the adult brains of acid tripperz I have a nice weekend.