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FKN Newz · 2009-03-20

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“God doesn't give a fuck about people who died from AIDS.”
“And when he says don't use condoms, even to prevent the spread of AIDS, it has a significant impact on hundreds of millions of people.”
“Africans 22 million of whom are infected with HIV hang on his every word that makes his statement aboard the plane heading to Cameroon this week hold the more significant.”
“The Catholic Church is the single richest institution on Earth and has been known to launder money for the CIA and other criminals.”

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Unknown Speaker 00:02 Joseph Fritz rule reserve in prisons of greatest country in an economic dungeon for years. Pope Benedict the Nazi team comes clean and a condor. About condors climate cliches could be unstoppable by the end of the century say analysts terror strikes pizza delivery invasion, air strike and regime change planned.

Hello economic slaves Welcome to the fucking us unfair and imbalanced news reporting. I'm betting Now here are the headlines. Tonight's bill, a Federal Reserve in America has confessed to imprisoning its country in economic slavery for nearly 100 years. During that period, the Federal Reserve rip the country 1000s of times, taking away vast amounts in interest payments, but the abuse only came to light last year when its owners murdered the American economy by letting it die from debt.

Prosecutors have alleged that the supply of fiat currency at interest to a nation state was part of the corrupt and oppressive agenda of the Federal Reserve to keep the people of its country slaves in an economic dungeon constructed under its house in damp and dark rooms kept secret from the rest of the world. Federal Reserve printed worthless would pump money whenever it wants it, pumping it into the people of America again and again and again.

Most recently, the Federal Reserve forced America to perform oral economics on it, saying it's hard to swallow $1.2 trillion. Until the shock confession Federal Reserve's defense had been that it was protecting the country from instability and filthy communism. But after its recent injection of funds, it decided to come clean. Not saying I just wanted to increase debt some more so that America would always need me so that there would be no escape from my control.

In my own way. I love my country being my slave, making my own as rich and being able to fuck the countries hold that mean the whole country whenever we wanted to. During this confession, the people of America watched Fox News. Listen to the Wind between their ears, and Adam Koch.

More on that story later, Pope Nazi Benedict the Fourth Reich has reiterated the Catholic Church's objection to personal freedom Dynein wearing condoms in Africa, Europe, America, well, anywhere really. Pope Benedict the Nazi team is a man of enormous authority. And when he says don't use condoms, even to prevent the spread of AIDS, it has a significant impact on hundreds of millions of people. Africans 22 million of whom are infected with HIV hang on his every word that makes his statement aboard the plane heading to Cameroon this week hold the more significant.

Here's his imaginary statement. God doesn't give a fuck about people who died from AIDS. I mean, violence he wants to put a dent in the million deaths every year from unsafe sex when the gates of heaven are open for business. It's not that God wants you to die.

He just wants you to live under his constant childish tyranny, or die a slow and painful deaths or die slow and expensive debt, paying for those treatments that extend your life without completely curing you clutching for some African banks investments in pharmaceutical companies. God also told me to tell you he hates people who don't obey him so flush out okay. See, hi. Amen.

The Catholic Church is the single richest institution on Earth and has been known to launder money for the CIA and other criminals. But I guess when God's on your side, that's okay. Environmental news and climate change cliches could be unstoppable by the end of the century, says Professor Beddington of the UK Sustainable Development Conference oni also known as the more business from fear of nature contract oh nine.

Here's his imaginary statement from Monsanto's hospitality suite in a posh hotel somewhere in London. We can't afford to be complacent at present, 30 or 40% of all crops are lost due to pests and disease before they are harvested. We have to address that we need more disease resistant and pest resistant plants and better practices. Monsanto, better harvesting procedures, preferably ones that involve using my master's products through Monsanto, and making them a lovely profit.

We don't need to look at non commercial alternatives at all you hear me? Genetically modified food could also be part of the solution cola Monsanto. We need plants that are resistant to drought and salinity, and a mixture of genetic modification and conventional plant breeding per Monsanto. Professor Bebbington is chairing a subgroup of a new Cabinet Office Task Force set up to tackle food security, food security Gosh, our food needs to protect it quick call a major multinational alphabet.

They know what to do to us. I mean about it. He wants policymakers in the European Commission to receive the same high level of scientific advice as the new US President Barack Obama. Monsanto in the UK just isn't Irish Republicans have shot and killed two pizzas in a protest at the peace process.

I mean, processed pizza that peace process. Britain and America have pressed the UN for a strongly worded resolution sanctioning regime change aerial bombardment and possibly an invasion of Southern Ireland by a coalition of the willing Southern Ireland is thought to be where the terrorists are hiding out. Prime Minister Gordon Brown didn't say, full of all evil, terror acts of national security of our troops serving our pizzas will not take away our freedom to take away our use of force will be proportionate and effective.

I have ordered the bombing of Dublin, the murder of the country's government understaffing of innocent civilians in the street. We err on the side of freedom, pizza and democracy, and our troops will be sacrificed to ensure no one else gets what they want, except us. Now, I'd ask yourselves if you don't agree with me, or the police state I'm constructing for you. That will be quicker and cheaper in the long run. of Gordon Brown, they're reminding us of why we're the greatest country on Earth.

The greatest country on Earth facts and none other weather wise hypocrisy and depression all over Earth gradually being replaced with shopping delusion and shallow self gratification. I have a nice weekend.

Analysis essay

This March 2009 episode is built around three very current stories: Josef Fritzl’s Austrian trial, the Federal Reserve’s massive new asset-purchase program, and Pope Benedict XVI’s Africa trip, where he said condoms could worsen the AIDS crisis. The Fed had just announced roughly $1.2 trillion in purchases of Treasury and mortgage-related debt, which Deek converts into a grotesque abuse narrative modeled on the Fritzl case. The point is not subtle: America is the imprisoned daughter, the Federal Reserve is the patriarchal monster, and fiat debt is sexualized as repeated violation.

The parody is deliberately ugly because the news itself is ugly. Deek’s fake-newscaster voice mashes respectable economics with tabloid horror language: “oral economics,” “economic dungeon,” “pumping money,” “hard to swallow.” It is a shock tactic, but also a satire of how financial institutions hide domination behind sterile terms like liquidity and stability. The Pope section does something similar, turning Benedict into “Pope Nazi Benedict the Fourth Reich,” a cartoon tyrant whose anti-condom theology is presented as mass manslaughter dressed up as holiness. Catholic moral authority, pharmaceutical profit, AIDS deaths, and institutional wealth are fused into one corrupt system.

The recurring FKN themes are at full intensity: bankster control, debt slavery, fake morality, religious authoritarianism, CIA/criminal networks, and climate doom. Deek treats the Federal Reserve not as a public institution but as a secret owner class that manufactures dependency. The Catholic Church becomes another global power structure, using guilt and obedience to control bodies. Even environmental news is framed as cliché fatigue: catastrophe is real, but the media has turned it into background noise. The episode’s worldview is that every authority — financial, religious, political, journalistic — is an abuser explaining why the abuse is necessary.