G20 - LYING SCUM
Transcript
Unknown Speaker 00:00 G 20 Scum successfully lied to world peasants about Wang Qing domination, banking domination of the world. Obama calls for Europe to fight American terror in Afghanistan. I mean terror in Afghanistan with America.
In the UK Top world leaders stalk the queen for a sniff of her pussy, and a chance to fertilize her eggs. Hello anti capitalist protesters. Welcome to the fucking news. I'm partially digested.
Here are the headlines tonight. Sorry, the number you have dialed is not in service. At this time. The fucking news is experiencing technical difficulties.
Deke, we'll be back as soon as possible to tell you all how wonderful the G 20 are, and how their determination to save the world's financial system is a good thing. how their proposed regulation of global banking is not about subjecting you to a uniform single taxation regime, operated by a few wealthy bankers. but a way of safeguarding the growth and prosperity with a few of us have been enjoying at the expense of brown people somewhere we can't find on a map.
Thank you. Please tune in again next week, where normal service will be resumed.
Themes in this episode
Analysis essay
This very short episode is tied to the London G20 summit of April 2, 2009, held at the height of the global financial crisis. World leaders gathered to coordinate stimulus, banking reform, IMF funding, and a rescue of the international financial system. Outside, anti-capitalist and anti-globalization protesters filled London streets, and the death of Ian Tomlinson during police operations would become one of the summit’s defining controversies. Obama was also using his first major foreign trip to push NATO allies for more support in Afghanistan, while the British media indulged in royal protocol stories around leaders meeting the Queen.
Deek’s parody here is mostly formal rather than narrative. Instead of a normal rant, the show “breaks down” into a fake technical-difficulties announcement, as if FKN has been censored or temporarily replaced by official propaganda. The deadpan voice promises to explain “how wonderful the G20 are” and why saving the financial system is good, immediately revealing the lie. The joke is that mainstream news already performs this function: translating elite banking coordination into reassuring language about stability, growth, and prosperity.
The recurring FKN themes are nakedly stated: global banking domination, debt rule, taxation, fake democracy, imperial war, and elite contempt for “world peasants.” The G20 is not treated as emergency cooperation but as the visible board meeting of the New World Order, where national governments align behind bankers and call it reform. Obama’s Afghanistan appeal fits the same structure: Europe is asked to share America’s imperial war under the language of fighting terror. Even the Queen joke reduces diplomacy to animal hierarchy and obscene courtship. The episode’s brevity makes it sharper: normal news is unavailable; only the machinery of propaganda remains.