The news from VYDi 9_2_06
Transcript
Bush says no civil war in Iraq just factions fighting for control of the country. US tests anti missile missile soon they will rule us all. In the UK police arrest the Muslim community, all of them just in case. news around the world from vyD. I, I'm reasonably inexpensive.
Here are the headlines tonight. President Bush says there is no civil war in Iraq. It's just the people of the country fighting and killing each other for control of the country. He went on not to say I hear five other people calling for us to pull out of Iraq.
This would be a terrible mistake, we will be leaving a great deal of oil I mean people in danger, Iraq would become a haven for heavily armed religious fanatics intent on murder, destruction and robbery of the country's resources. Not like us at all. We will not leave until the Government of Iraq is capable of defending democracy and ensuring the supply of oil I mean the safety of its people. It's our mission to spread democracy and freedom around the world, replacing tyranny and corruption and dictatorship.
Except in Saudi Arabia, China, Pakistan was Pakistan, Azerbaijan, and anywhere else that we need an oil pipeline or do lots of business with ya hear more on that story leader. In the United States, a new missile defense system has been tested successfully over the Pacific. The target launched in Alaska was destroyed by an interceptor missile launched in California. Some analysts claim this development will threaten disarmament talks and lead to a new arms race. defense experts in America didn't have this to say after the test.
Soon you will all tremble and bow to the superior made to the USA once we are impregnable to nuclear assault will pick you off one by one until all resistance crumbles and we rule the world. Then you'll go to work, pay your taxes and pray to God for salvation till we tell you to stop who robbed God bless the Third Reich. I mean, the United States of America and long lived the fatherland. I mean the homeland think slower, slower slower.
In the UK, detectives in the anti terror branch have arrested the entire Muslim community of the United Kingdom, a senior intelligence spokesperson who didn't say we have good reason to believe that Muslims don't like what we're doing in Iraq or Afghanistan. Nor do they like our support for Israel and the continued oppression of the Palestinian people, or the recent attacks on Lebanon. Since we've got even more wacky plans for the Middle East in the future.
We thought it best if we just the rest of Muslim community now and save a lot of time and trouble later on. Chances are most of them are probably terrorists anyway. And who gives a fuck? As long as the white Christian brainwashed majority go along with the lies the killing and the corruption?
Then who cares? I certainly don't and you probably don't know the weather. The planet spot. It's your fault and it's getting worse.
Have a nice weekend.
Themes in this episode
Analysis essay
This episode sits in the first week of September 2006, when the official language around Iraq was collapsing under reality. Sectarian killings between Sunni and Shia factions had intensified after the Samarra mosque bombing earlier that year, and critics were increasingly calling the conflict a civil war, even as the Bush administration resisted the term. The missile-defense item refers to a September 1 U.S. Ground-based Midcourse Defense test, in which a target launched from Alaska was intercepted over the Pacific by a missile from Vandenberg Air Force Base. The UK terrorism bit follows the August 2006 transatlantic aircraft plot arrests, when British police arrested two dozen mostly British Muslim suspects over an alleged liquid-explosives plan.
Deek’s central joke is definitional: Bush denies “civil war” while describing exactly that. The fake Bush quote exposes the gap between democracy rhetoric and strategic interest: “oil” keeps slipping through the mask. The missile-defense story turns American security language into imperial fantasy, with the United States as a sci-fi fascist superpower hiding behind “homeland” and “God bless America.” The UK section parodies post-7/7 and post-liquid-bomb policing as collective punishment: instead of investigating individuals, the state imagines the whole Muslim population as pre-criminal.
The recurring FKN themes are bluntly present: Iraq is not liberation but resource war; Western democracy is hypocritical because allies like Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, and China are excused when useful; and anti-terror policy manufactures fear to keep the “white Christian brainwashed majority” obedient. The “Third Reich” slip is classic Deek escalation, equating American militarism, surveillance, and religious nationalism with fascist drift. Even the weather gag turns into ecological accusation: the planet is hot, guilty humanity caused it, and the news still treats catastrophe as weekend filler.