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world leaders in Satanists death cult world media complicit in cover up. All religion just up front for corruption. The news headlines around the world. I'm far from home.

Here are tonight's top stories. In tonight's special news bulletin we bring you the story of the century, a story so shocking revelation of such earth shattering import that the world will never be the same after it's telling. Our world leaders are Satanic demon worshippers. Yes, that's right.

Every year in July, many of the world's most powerful men traveled to Bohemian Grove in California, a large campsite in the middle of a redwood forest. Here members of the Bohemian club come together to frolic in the trees and perform various religious rituals. The most sinister of which is the cremation of care, during which are world leaders dressed in red, black and silver robes marched through the trees carrying flaming torches.

They carry an effigy of a human being with them until they reach a giant stone are all 40 foot tall, situated in front of an artificial lake. Once they are they sacrifice the human effigy on a stone altar, whilst they chant some kind of mumbo jumbo to the demon God Mala. Fascinating. Mark is an ancient demon God once worshipped by Egyptians, Phoenicians, Canaanites, and even the Israelis.

In the Old Testament God tells Moses to forbid his people to worship Moloch or to sacrifice their children to him anymore. The people who take part in this ritual and other activities at Bohemian Grove read like a who's who of world power. Ronald Reagan, George Shultz, Colin Powell, Henry Kissinger, George Bush, Richard Cheney, Casper Weinberg, Malcolm Forbes, Jack Kemp and Alan Greenspan, plus every Republican president since Herbert Hoover has belonged to the Bohemian Grove club.

Although women are not allowed in the grove, members often leave at night to enjoy the company of prostitutes and mind controlled sex slaves who come from around the world for this event. Nice. Employees of the grove have said that no verbal description can accurately portray the bizarre behavior of the groves inhabitants. But that's okay, because none of the mainstream media is going to tell you anything about it.

Think about it. This is the story the news of the World or National Enquirer would kill its grantee to report or would they? The media figures attending the retreat have all agreed not to report on what goes on inside. This prohibition seems to apply to all reporters whether their guests are members or not.

Bohemian Grove is an American version of race, gender and class elitism. It is the human process of building insider ties, consensual understandings and lasting connections in the service of solidarity. Ties reinforced at the grove manifest themselves in global trade meetings, party politics, campaign financing and top down democracy. In a sense they live in a self made Bastille surrounded by power, prestige and privilege and united in their fear of grassroots democracy.

These are the people who rule you laughing at you well, they suck the life energy out of you and destroy the planet just to make a buck. The bigger story, however, is that you don't give a fuck and won't do anything about it. In fact, you deserve to be ruled by scheming money grubbing elites who will happily kill you and anyone else who seriously threatens their privilege or wealth. This is vaguely moist reporting have a nice slavery I mean life

Analysis essay

This episode shifts from daily headlines into a conspiracy-special format, centered on Bohemian Grove, the private July retreat of the Bohemian Club in Monte Rio, California. By 2006, Bohemian Grove had already become a major symbol in anti-elite and conspiratorial politics, especially after Alex Jones secretly filmed the “Cremation of Care” ceremony in 2000. Real attendees over the years included presidents, cabinet officials, financiers, businessmen, and media figures, making it an easy target for claims that hidden networks, not democratic publics, actually shape policy. The ritual itself was theatrical pageantry, but Deek treats it as evidence of occult ruling-class solidarity.

The parody here is less a fake-newscaster bit than a mock-exposé. Deek copies the tone of tabloid revelation — “story of the century,” “earth-shattering import” — then floods it with occult panic: robes, torches, Moloch, sacrifice, sex slaves, and demonic worship. But underneath the Satanism shtick is a more grounded satire of class power. The real target is not just weird ritual; it is elite privacy, male bonding, media silence, and the transformation of friendship networks into policy influence. “They rule you laughing at you” turns the Grove into a metaphor for aristocracy in democratic clothing.

The recurring FKN themes are New World Order politics, fake democracy, bankster/elite domination, media complicity, and mass apathy. Religion is again treated as a front for corruption, whether Catholic, Muslim, or occult-capitalist. The most important accusation is not that leaders literally worship demons, but that they behave as if they do: extracting labor, protecting privilege, destroying the planet, and insulating themselves from accountability. The final insult is aimed at the audience: slavery continues because people would rather not look.