FKN Newz 2007-08-10

190,000 machine guns not missing in Iraq just differently located says the Pentagon. World computer simulation helps predict angry mobs and where to shoot them from. In the UK, looking banned for defense stop.

Secrecy is secretly necessary for our secret secrets. Welcome to the fucking news. I'm more than enough. Here are the headlines tonight.

What Pentagon is accused by us auditors of losing track of 190,000 AK 47 assault rifles and pistols given to the Iraqi Security Forces. However, a spokesperson for the US military did not say this in response to these allegations, by the fact that we're going to have a never ending war if the other side hasn't gotten the guns. Fox sake, you don't think we could convince the American taxpayer to empty their pockets for a fake war?

If the opposition were throwing stones at us? Hey, we need an enemy that at least looks like they could kill someone. That's why we handed back all these Russian weapons. Well, we wouldn't want any confusion about who the enemy was.

Would we? See we need this war to go on forever. Just like in that book. 1984 by George Orwell. Most of you probably never read it since we spend less on education than other industrialized nations.

But that's because we want to make you all stupid. So where was I? Oh, yes. War forever.

See, nothing makes as much money as war. And now your government is controlled by the corporations that make weapons and other stuff. You and your children's children will be dying. I mean, fighting wars forever, like the war on terror.

It's a fucking peach because you can never actually win a war on terror. Because it's a tactic. It's a temporary type of behavior like sarcasm. Can you imagine winning a war on sarcasm?

That's right, we'll fight against the sarcastic sarcasm is the greatest danger facing America today. There will be no hiding place for the sarcastic we will have to sarcastic down no matter what cost, no matter how long it takes blah, blah, blah. Ryan's give her give her give her. So these guns they're not lost.

We know almost exactly where they are. Check it out. During the seven day period from the 26th of July to the first of August 2007. There were 482 violent deaths across Iraq.

This is the rise of nearly 70 people on the week divorce total, Iraqi civilians had both the greatest rise in the number of people killed and the greatest total number of deaths. Looking back over the whole of July, Iraqi officials say more than 1600 civilians were killed. This figure is higher than the number of deaths per February this year when the search began. So that's where the guns are.

We know almost exactly where they were. They weren't pointed at 1600 Iraqi people at some point in last month, so fuck you, you peace mongers, we're gonna be killing people forever. We're gonna strip Americans of their money, their rights, their future and somewhere along the way, their intelligence and common sense, he half Now if only we could lose some weapons grade plutonium in Iran, then we'd have a war and look forward to Oh, yeah.

In a totally related story, the American Defense Department is developing a computer simulation of planet Earth with billions of individual nodes to reflect every man woman and child this side of the dividing line between reality and alternative reality. called the sentient world simulation that will be a synthetic mirror of the real world with automated continuous calibration of the real world. The simulation will provide an environment for testing psychological operations so that military leaders can develop and test multiple courses of action to anticipate and shape behaviors of adversaries neutrals and partners.

In other words, I to fuck with your life before we fuck with your life. It also replicates financial institutions, utilities. media outlets and street corner shops by playing theories of economics and human psychology as developers believe they can predict how individuals and mobs will respond to various stress or one of the developers that simulates the evil corporation responsible did not give this exclusive statement.

Fucking news. The government couldn't quite believe the American people were really believing all the lies and bullshit they were spewing out. For instance, the cost of the war in Iraq billions, trillions of dollars to fight a country we bombed back to the Stone Age for 10 years.

You'd think it was almost impossible to believe such wholesale fucking bullshit wouldn't here, or the whole 911 lie which let's face it is a stunningly large piece of bullshit considering the laws of physics and the lack of evidence for the official story. So they asked us to create a simulation of the world to test the ability of humans to believe anything they were told by official sources. Turns out that humans are really quite gullible and will go along with almost any old rubbish as long as they don't have have to think about it too much.

Of course, there are other uses for the simulator, we can practice vague terror attacks anywhere in the world and see how much that translates into arm sales. Or we can simulate an angry mob in a city and find the best place to shoot them from. My favorite is to introduce attacks on breathing and see how many zombie peasant fuckers turn up at the post office to pay it. Oh, yeah.

In the UK, the Ministry of Defense has introduced new guidelines to prevent military personnel talking publicly about their experiences as members of Britain's armed forces, called rules on communicating with the public and media soldiers. sailors and Air Force members will be prevented from blogging, taking part in surveys speaking in public speaking in public posting on bulletins or forums, they will also be barred from playing multiplayer computer games and sending text messages, photographs.

or audio or video material without permission. If they relate to defense matters. Why not just cut their fucking tongue saying hey, let's not have any half measures. I think they missed out telling people they joined the army.

Hey, Jimmy, where are you been? I haven't seen you for ages. I can't tell you put the money's good. And get no gun.

I mean laptop. Yeah, it's it's a sales job overseas. I travel about giving away free samples for an American company. Yeah, that one's only $400 and you get a free Kalashnikov.

When you place your order who rules on communicating with the public and media fuck off. What they really mean is rules for not communicating with anybody. thing is you probably don't want to know anyway, so you won't be missing much better so let our troops kill and be killed in secret for secret reasons that are secret. You haven't seen me ride bikes and now the weather. Heavy Rain by Marcia was capitalist war mongers lasting well into the future.

Isolated outbreaks of resistance ruthlessly crushed by fascist rule, exploitation of earth and all life on it for money by the banking elite. Have a nice weekend.