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There is no God says church of illuminated astronomy Billions duped by fraud for thousands of years Mass slaughter of humanity coming soon central banks to rule survivors with new fake god Queen of england descended from lizards just like the rest of humanity. wlecome to the fukin news im tempting fate, here are the headlies tonight God does not exist and never has,The myth of god, and religion in general, is a fraud used by a secret society of astronomers to control populations of poorly educated people and preserve the science of astronomy. So says Ordono mundi leader of the church of illuminated astronomy, In this exclusive video statement to the Fukin news. People of earth , the time has come to reveal to you the secrets that have shaped your lives across the continents of earth and thro the millenia of history, we in the church of illuminated astromnomy, have been creating your myths and controlling your lives since the dawn of time. There is no god , god is a metaphor for universe , the son of god another metaphor for the star sol around which this planet orbits, literally the sun of god. All the great theistic religions are encoded with astronomical precessional information to preserve, thro years of ignorance, the eternal knowledge of astronomy. This knowledge has been used by us, the secret priesthood, throughout time, to keep control of the population and ensure our lives of priviledge and luxury . 7 12 72 For thousands of years we have been ripping your hearts out atop sacrificial pyramids , burning the enlightened as witches, or hanging them as heretics , while all along we knew the truth. The Masons , the illuminati, the ejyptian priests , the mayan , the azteks, the incas, all of them were us, the church of illuminated astronomy. A secret organisation protecting our power and influence by promoting ignorance supersticion and savagery. We, who have always known the truth and kept you from it , we, who maintain your ignorance of the stars, who promote your belief in the supernatural ,who wrote the rituals and myths of the fake mumbo jumbo fairytale voodo religions, it is us who peddal this nonsense to you, to keep you stupid. 30 36 54 In leauge with the kings, commerce and the money lenders we rule the earth , its people, even their dreams and prayers, with little more than a good story and simple observation of the sky hahahahahahah Now as we aproach the precessional transition from the age of pisces to aquarius, as one myth dies, it is time for us to write another chapter in your mythology. The purpose of this revelation is to prepare you for the new age of crystal hocus pocus. Yes soon you will all be asked to believe even more preposterous mumbo jumbo voodo rubbish than ever before , with a little help from some nuclear weapons. We will go on calculating the next eclipse, observing the precession of the equinox’s and drinking to the health of the poorly educated people , whos lack of astronomical understanding keeps us all fat and fucking happy. amen 2160 In a totaly related story , a spokeperson for the central banking monopoly that lends to us all with an iron fist, did not say. We welcome the Church of Iluminated astronomies statements regarding the new age of unelightenment, we look forward to the people of earth believing some kind of hippy dippy shite ,instead of them learning about the actual workings of universe thro the study of astronomy. There is no substitute for ignorance when trying to hoodwink people about the nature of life universe and everything. It is our wish that the world be united under one fake god , one bank and one system of explotation , er I mean government. We are working together with all of the great fairytale organisations of earth to prepare the monkey peopl under our control for nuclear religious war and planet wide slaughter. Only by staging such global destruction and reducing the population by half , can we hope to have the next load of felonious religious garbage accepted as the truth and believed by any of the survivors of the forthcoming kull. It is regretable that so much property and Infrastructure will be destroyed in the process, but we would like to assure all potential investors , that people in the new world order will be in just as much debt as the slaves in this one. hahahahaha 5 -- 6 -- 12 -- 30 -- 72 -- 360 -- 2,160 -- 25,920 In the UK DNA evidence from the royal family has revealed theyre all descendants of lizards , cold blooded reptilian ,flesh eating, merciless, tongue flicking scaly lizard fucks every single inbred one of them ...and so is every body else. Yes for everybody who is alive now there exists an unbroken chain of life back thro time, to the first dawning of life in the primordial seas, your ancestors were slime, then they were ameobas , then they were jelly fish, then they were amphibious reptiles , and so on . For the unhinged creationists among you please pause to consider the existence of an evolved superbeing, at the begining of time,and the wherabouts of said beings mommy. As the human feotous developes in the womb it passes thro every stage of evolution from single cell to lizard to human. So it would appear that the royal families disposition to reptilian and insect behaviour is just an evolutionary throwbak. Humans do not need queens only bees , termites and ants need a fucking queen. So lets sack the queen and have a modern world , before the royal family regress even further down the evolutionary timeline and become a nutrient sucking slime that clings to anything leeching its life from the death of others . your majesty...fink slobber slobber thanx now the weather the planets axis wobbles slightly over thousands of years giving rise to the phenomenon of precession of the equinoxs, a shifting of the solstice sunrise thro the constellations of the zodiac. Failure to maintain an understanding of this , will lead to oprression by evil astronomers and the ripping out of your heart from your still living body as a sacrafice to the sun god ra. have a nice weekend
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There is no God says Church of illuminated astronomy billions Jews Buy Gold For 1000s of years. mass slaughter of humanity coming soon central banks to rule survivors would you fake? Queen of England descended from lizards just like the rest of humanity. Welcome to the fucking news. I'm tempting fate, here are the headlines tonight.

Gods does not exist and never has. The Myth of God and religion in general is a fraud used by a secret society of astronomers to control populations of poorly educated people and preserve the science of astronomy. People have art, the time has come to reveal to you the secrets that have shaped your lives across continents. And through the millennia of history.

We in the church of illuminated astronomy have been creating your myths and controlling your lives since the dawn of time. There is no God. God is a metaphor for a universe, the Son of God another metaphor for the star soul around which this planet orbits literally the Son of God. All the great theistic religions are encoded with astronomical processional information.

To preserve three years of ignorance the eternal knowledge of astronomy needs to be upon it. This knowledge has been used by us the secret priesthood throughout time to keep controlling the population and ensure our lives of privilege and luxury 712 72. For 1000s of years, we have been ripping your heart side atop sacrificial pyramids, burning the enlightenment as witches or hanging them as heretics.

While all along we knew the truth. The masons, the Illuminati, the Egyptian priests, the Mayans, the Aztecs, the Incas, all of them were us, the church of illuminated Astronomy, a secret organization, protecting our power and influence by promoting ignorance, superstition and savagery. We who have always known the truth and kept it from you, we will maintain your ignorance of the stars. We who promote your belief in the supernatural, we who wrote the rituals and myths of the fake mumbo jumbo fairy tale voodoo religions, you believe it is us who peddle this nonsense to you to keep you stupid 3036 54. in league with the king's commerce in the moneylenders, we ruled the earth, its people even their dreams and prayers with little more than a good story, simple observation of the sky.

Now, as we approached the processional transition from the Age of Pisces to the Age of Aquarius, as one myth dies, it's time for us to write another chapter in your mythology. The purpose of this revelation is to prepare you for the new age of crystal hocus pocus. Yes, soon. You will also be asked to believe even more preposterous mumbo jumbo voodoo rubbish than ever before, with a little help from some nuclear weapons.

We will go on calculating the next eclipse observing the precession of the equinoxes and drinking to the health of the poorly educated people whose lack of astronomical understanding keeps us all fat and fucking happy. 2160 then a totally related story, a spokesperson for the central banking monopoly that lends to us all with an iron fist did not say we welcome the church of illuminated astronomy statement regarding the new age of an enlightenment.

We look forward to the people of Earth believing some kind of hippie dippie shit instead of them learning about the actual workings of universe through the study of astronomy. There is no substitute for ignorance when trying to hoodwink people about the nature of life, universe and everything. And it is our wish that the world be united under one fake god, one bank and one system of exploitation I mean government.

We are working together with all the Great Fairy Tale organizations to prepare the monkey people under our control for for nuclear religious war and planet wide slaughter. Only by staging such global destruction and reducing the population by at least half can we hope to have the next load of felonious religious garbage accepted as the truth and believed by any of the survivors of the forthcoming No, it is regrettable so much property and infrastructure will be destroyed in the process.

But we would like to assure all investors that people in New World Order will be just as much in debt as the slaves in this one, a man five 612 60 In the UK, DNA evidence from the royal family has revealed they're all descendants of lizards. cold blooded reptilian flesh eating, merciless tongue flicking, scaly lizard Fox, every single one of them. And so is everybody else. Yes.

For everybody who is alive now there exists an unbroken chain of life back through time to the first dawning of life in the primordial sees you're out ancestors were slide then they were amigos then they were jellyfish then they were amphibious reptiles and so on. For the unhinged creationist among you, please pause to consider the existence of an evolved super being at the beginning of time and the whereabouts of set beings morning.

As the human fetus develops in the womb, it passes through every stage of evolution from single celled to lizards to human, so it would appear the royal family's disposition to reptilian and insect behavior is just an evolutionary throwback. Humans do not need queens, only bees, termites and ants need a fucking queen. So let's sack the Queen and have a modern world before the royal family regress even further down the evolutionary timeline and become a nutrient sucking slime clinging to anything and leaching its life from the death of others, Your Majesty slobbers thanks and Melbourne weather.

Planet Earth's axis wobbles slightly over 1000s of years giving rise to the phenomenon of precession of the equinoxes, a shifting of the source to sunrise through constellations of the zodiac. Failure to maintain an understanding of this will lead to oppression by evil astronomers and the ripping out of your heart from your still living body as a sacrifice to the sun god raw. Have a nice weekend.

Analysis essay

This episode comes immediately after the online release of Zeitgeist: The Movie, whose first section popularized astrotheology claims about Christianity as solar myth, while later sections tied 9/11 and central banking into a wider New World Order narrative. Deek is clearly riffing on that 2007 internet-conspiracy stew: precession, the Age of Pisces and Aquarius, Masons, Illuminati, ancient priesthoods, the Federal Reserve, one-world religion, and David Icke-style lizard monarchy. Rather than simply repeating it, he turns it into a mock confession from the “Church of Illuminated Astronomy.”

The parody works by making hidden-knowledge culture confess its own arrogance. Religion is presented as a deliberate astronomical code used by priests to keep peasants ignorant, terrified, and obedient. But Deek also mocks the replacement myth: after Christianity comes “crystal hocus pocus,” New Age consumer spirituality, and another fake god for the same banking monopoly. The numbers—2160, 4320-style precessional fragments—sound like esoteric proof, but in the sketch they become part of the same theatrical spell.

Recurring FKN themes are everywhere: anti-religion, anti-monarchy, central banks, ancient bloodlines, New World Order, mass slaughter, and the management of survivors after catastrophe. What is interesting is that Deek attacks both organized religion and conspiracy spirituality as control systems. The enemy is not only God-belief; it is any story that keeps people from understanding astronomy, money, power, and their own exploitation. The lizard-Queen joke pushes the paranoia into absurdity, but the deeper point remains familiar: rulers survive by owning the symbols through which ordinary people interpret reality.