SERVITUDE AND TAXATION HAPPY FKN NEWZ YEAR

Butoh assassinated by al Qaeda in your fucking dreams, President Bush hopes democracy will overcome and your fucking dreams 2008 will be different and better than 2007 and your fucking dreams. Hello, well informed dog beats Welcome to the fucking news. I'm global terror. Here are the headlines tonight.

Conflicting stories about the murder of Benazir Bhutto are emerging as the party she headed for 30 years prepares to appoint a leader. In the immediate aftermath of the killing the Pakistani authorities announced she was shot three times and blown up by a suicide bomber. It now appears, however, that she was not shot at the bomb blast failed to cause any harm to her or damage her vehicle. Did she die?

I hear you as well. Are you are you ready for this? She bumped her head. She was dragged through the sunroof.

Those evil despicable sunroof manufacturers? When will the world be rid of their evil? Oh, hell anyway, she's dead now and Al Qaida are responsible Tetris who sheriff in this exclusive non existent statement to fucking us?

It was not me, or it didn't kill my only opponent in the forthcoming elections. Me and my army of secret policemen run Pakistan as a military dictatorship, but nothing to do with it. You must all believe the endless stream of lies and Walt Disney fairy tales about al Qaeda. Otherwise, the very fabric of peace, freedom and democracy will fall apart under the weight of rational thought and critical thinking that many of you find so attractive.

President Bush echoed the farcical proposition that democracy could still prevail. In a White House press briefing. He did not say it's terrible shame that Benazir Bhutto built her head and died. Now we will just have to accept pervert Musharraf sportcombi rule, victory in the electrification, which was Go ahead, no matter how many of his opponents we kill on his behalf, I mean, are killed by him?

I mean, bump their heads on sunroofs. Before the election, we'll have to continue dealing with Preston pervert sheriff who is an evil murdering enemy of democracy a tyrant a dictator and America's friend. Like so many other murdering tyrants in the Middle East. I call upon the American people

to ignore this obvious contradiction and continue to pay for and support our forces as they help to spread undemocratic rule, oppression and exploitation. Thank you. I'm just hearing, just hearing that al Qaeda have released this video statement on one of their websites that none of the intelligence communities on planet Earth can track down.

All those is the voice of the Muslim RONIS. I mean, we are a global network of terror swarm to commit every violent terrorist act your media says we did or already at a moment's notice to justify massive military spending on a bunch of businesses that otherwise wouldn't get a penny of your taxpayers money at all. We are your greatest enemy, and not the wealthy banking families that on the planet and keep you landless peasant Fox in a life of servitude and taxation.

Aha. Be afraid Allahu Akbar. Be very afraid that the slip writers who drink this shit up, we'll have to go one better than 911 to put the final nail in the coffin of your free world. Ha.

We will be waiting to be blamed by you and appear on your news shows running about in dusty builds. As you are asked to swallow even more unbelievable rubbish about us now, fuck off back to your church and pray to your evil god for our destruction, your victory and the continuation of planet rape and the rule of the elite. Haha. More on that story later.

Now on the fucking news, a special retrospective on 2007 for which I'm joined in the studio by myself deke. Welcome to the show D Nice to have you with us deep. I wonder if you could sum up the events of 2007 in a few words and give us your views on what we can expect in 2008. Hello global 2007 began with the political execution of standards sane and ends with the political execution of Benazir Bhutto.

Both killings took place against the backdrop of elite rule and control of the earth and its resources. As such they are nothing new. The leads off planet Earth have been killing people and ruling over us without much trouble at all for 1000s of years. It's business as normal for the desktop presidents kings, queens and other wealthy families all by anybody who doesn't think so should have a quick look at a history book and then shut the fuck off.

Great. And what about the voices of dissent? protest movement? 911 truthers, Ron Paul supporters are are they going to have an effect when things change? If enough people stand up? Don't make me fucking laugh global.

One of the other major truths to emerge in 2007 is the ineffectiveness of protest and dissent. people marched they make websites they donate money to Ron Paul, they shouted the police and throw rocks at things utterly pointless. The rulers of the world are laughing at these people asked for 911 truthers. I think they're missing the points. The vast majority of people know 911 was a lie.

It's just they don't give a fuck. They've got food in their bellies, a nice car and a holiday in the sun. You could show them a video of Vice President Dick Cheney joystick in hand piloting a plane into tower to his eyes glazed over with fanaticism shagging long lived the State of Israel, the complicit Nazi shoppers all bars will still go to work and pay their taxes. And so do what we'll be making the news in 2008 It's election year in the USA a country fighting a global war on freedom.

I mean, terror on the planet faces the challenge of global warming and the economies of many countries may experience problems with a credit crunch. What's your predictions for the future and your final words on 2007? Well, global, I can predict with certainty that the number of species on Earth will decline, overfishing and deforestation will continue. The planet will continue to be consumed by idiot human fucks.

For no other reason than some of the monks be richer. I are drawn bold supporters to save their money and use it to buy land in Patagonia. They are they can join the Bush family to purchase large parts of it recently, in escaping the nuclear holocaust in the northern hemisphere. I urge all 911 truthers and alternative news researchers to stop telling the world we're fucked and start banks lending at 0% interest and issuing precious metal as currency or create other organizations and communities non secret societies designed to gain influence and power steal the clothes of your enemy fight fire with fire get over your dependence on the system grow your own food study science reject religion fuck the Queen and the president FUCK THE POPE fuck the Zionists Fox the Chinese People's Party.

don't buy another piece of Chinese plastic. Fuck your government learn how to survive without the system because if you need the economy and your government, you are sheep sucking on the tips of an evil monster. None of us are free who can't support ourselves either individually or with our communities. Fuck your country.

Fuck your god suck your skin color, be a human or be a fucking slave. Finally, I predict none of this will happen. Instead, we will be herded into the future as a flood of moving cattle moving into the shops to buy shit we don't need going into wars to kill people we don't know and don't give a fuck of it. Moving into the hypocrisy of fake religions that alive slaughter in God's name moving into the night where our throats will be cut and our blood will run out onto the soil dark of our planets.

Happy Fucking New Year. Thanks D. And now the weather. The planet spots.

It's your fault and it's getting worse. Join me next year to see if doing nothing counts.