FKN News 06 22 07
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Right gemstone, slaughter bonus. Taliban and Al COVID have been sick continue Chinese Olympic Torch route, stepping in the face of freedom. In the UK. There's power hand over Europe to rule British peasants.
Welcome to the fucking EU. I clean and dry you out on top stories tonight. In Iraq and Afghanistan, the pillaging corporate armies of the West continue to slaughter many innocent women and children in their highly successful Middle Eastern arms sale campaign. The US hypnotized or announced imaginary terror organizations have killed 14 us terrorists in just two days. 12 died and four attacks in Baghdad, where a four month old military sales surge has now reached its peak.
With some 160,000 troops deployed. These troops are using up vast amounts of money. They're brainwashed debt ridden, poorly educated peasant families back home will be paying off for the rest of their lives. Commander of the US sales force in Iraq said he expected people to imagine that al Qaeda and Iraq actually existed.
General David Petraeus did not say to 80 al Qaeda fantasies are crossing into Iraq from Syria every month. All of them are potential justification for slaughter of innocent and extortion of military taxes. General Petraeus also didn't say he dreamed up a group of phantom terrorists which kidnapped by Britons in Baghdad last month and had links to Iran. He said the kidnappers were part of a pretend the army.
They're not human. They're not even Iraqis pissed off by being killed by the US. No. These are evil superhumans trained in Iran, equipped with Iranian weapons advised by Iran.
And when you cut them in half, they have Iran written on them inside all the way up and down in their pockets. They have a note from Iran saying we have come from Iran to kill Americans and give you a paper thin excuse that bomb our country. Iran has denied its very own existence or support for militant groups in the made up area of the world known as Iraq and Afghanistan. British and American forces have observed a frightening new phenomenon.
After the invasion in 2002, Taliban forces were all been wiped out. Now. They're everywhere we look set on murdering lying psychopathic killer in the pay of fascist megalomaniacs. It's as if the entire country is full of people we call the Taliban just to convince the taxpaying idiots that believe this rubbish is that coughing up some more dosh.
Look, there's one and another. They're everywhere I tell you kill them kill them all. In a completely unrelated story. China is planning to build an asphalt road to the base camp of Mount Everest and stamp in the face of freedom, despite fears that their tyranny is already all pervading.
The 100 kilometre highway is being built to grease the path of the Olympic profits torch to Beijing next year. The Chinese want the profits to be the world's highest Olympic profits. But the government says it also hopes it will demonstrate its absolute rule over the billion slaves it controls and its utter contempt for Western concerns over human rights. The plan to build the road comes despite no criticism of China's status as the world's biggest dictatorship, either from America or any other country doing business with them.
Hitler could never have imagined our right so fast or popular so subjected to fascism that they're very reproduction is controlled by the state's not in his wildest dreams with the rest of the world have been so accepting of a state so murderous and cruel. But then Hitler didn't want cheap trainers and microwaves Diddy. In the UK, Tony Blair announced there would be no compromises over his demands for Britain in the forthcoming European treaty talks.
I will not accept any deal which requires a democratic vote by the people I am here to sell. I mean represent. We need a vague complicated treaty agreement which hides the loss of sovereignty and application of power to Brussels, behind plausible sounding catchphrases. We've now come this far without giving the peasants a choice.
He did not say and so why start now? Let's leave the Buckers dry. I say we agree to chip away at the individual freedom slowly so they don't notice. They are being herded into Euro mall Disneyland and barely feel a thing as we fuck them over for a buck bikes now for the weather.
The planets doomed to a hot, fiery death as the sun consumes itself and expands. organic life on earth will cease to be and all of our lives will have meant nothing. Have a nice weekend.
Themes in this episode
Analysis essay
This episode reflects late June 2007 news from Iraq, Afghanistan, China, and Europe. In Iraq, the U.S. “surge” had reached full strength at around 160,000 troops, while American and British officials increasingly blamed “al Qaeda in Iraq,” Iran-linked militias, and foreign fighters for the continuing violence. In Afghanistan, the Taliban resurgence was impossible to ignore after years of claims that the movement had been defeated. The China section points to plans to pave a road toward Everest base camp for the 2008 Olympic torch relay, amid wider unease over Tibet and China’s human-rights record. The UK-Europe line likely refers to Gordon Brown’s imminent premiership and the EU treaty negotiations that would become the Lisbon Treaty.
Deek’s parody attacks the naming of enemies. “Al Qaeda,” “Taliban,” and “Iranian-backed militants” are treated less as factual categories than as magic words that convert occupied civilians into killable monsters. Petraeus is mocked as inventing Iranian fingerprints so obvious they become absurd: enemies carrying notes saying they are from Iran. The China segment turns Olympic idealism into “Olympic profits,” with the torch not spreading peace but branding authoritarian control.
The recurring FKN themes are war profiteering, fake borders, false enemies, military taxation, corporate imperialism, and Western hypocrisy. The U.S. and Britain condemn tyranny while doing business with China, bombing Muslim countries, and preparing narratives for Iran. China’s dictatorship is condemned, but so is the West’s selective outrage: human rights matter only when they do not interfere with trade. The episode’s deeper claim is that power manufactures language first—terrorist, Taliban, freedom, Olympic spirit, Europe—and then uses those words to discipline bodies, extract money, and normalize domination.