Fascist World leaders love evil religious nutters and their devisive voodo rubbish
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fascist world leaders love evil religious nutters that they're divisive who do rubbish in Iraq, crazy gun toting murderers rampage in Baghdad. They're the good guys. In the UK, sacked football managers and missing child maintain mass ignorance. Hello filthy collaborators.
Welcome to the fucking news I currently prepared. Here are tonight's and lies. There is growing consensus tonight amongst the military back to consumer funded fascists who rule over us all without too much trouble. That religion is okay.
It's fine and there's no need to dispel it's unnecessary influence from rabid Zionism in the nuclear armed Israel fanatical Islam and the nuclear armed Pakistan in the fundamental creationist nuclear armed America in the giant pantheistic nuclear armed India. Everything is fucking great. Even though there's no proof of the existence of anything outside the laws of physics, or life after death or divine intervention of any kind whatsoever.
These mumbo jumbo hocus pocus belief systems pervade the culture of society and control the sheep like masses masses. Against this backdrop of lunacy and delusion, not one of the world's major powers has ever espoused a secular point of view in regard to the madness and obvious fraud of organized religion. Imagine the scene in the White House. If a sane rational President stepped up to the podium, people of the world it's the 21st Centrify science and reason to have conquered ignorance and superstition.
We can now live without the mindfuck that is divine religion. And I call upon all governments of the world's people to exercise religion from their fears of state, and remove religious believers from positions of responsibility allocation for the good of us all before it is too late. Believing in magical beings from another dimension has not been good for world peace for the advancement of civilization.
Jews Christians and Muslims are bound and governments the most dangerous military powers on earth. Many convinced the paradise awaits may be happy to kill themselves destroy the planet or murder in the name of God. We can now no longer allow this dangerous state of affairs to continue. Believers and verifies God nation and Santa Claus are harmless enough.
But would we give them a homeland allow them to demand special treatment or exemption from taxes? No fucking way. What if one day the voice of God inside the head of say the Israeli government said, Kill, kill kill evil entities must be destroyed or at least starved to death slowly
in front of the world's media so that we can have a nice place to remember our voodoo nonsense and bring our children up ignorant superstitious fascists who believes they are God above all is the one true who irrational supernatural delusion Hey. but it lying deceitful, corrupt motherfuckers rose to power inside these great religions and manipulated their vast flocks to give them money, power land, and a good blow job.
What if they knew all of all there was no God and continue to peddle there may be evil voodoo rubbish, setting people against one another and distracting them from slavery explication and the lobsters up their bums. I put it to you people that the world, the same reason thinkers, the ones who believe in evidence, facts, reasonable probability and telescopes. demand in the name of peace, freedom and intelligence that you're given separates itself from these crazy people before you find yourself bending over and praying for lubrication.
Thank you. In a totally related story, the 11 people war machine gun to death in a marketplace in Baghdad today by members of the Blackwater mercenary force. Black walls are a private security firm are solely responsible for the protection of US diplomats and government officials. These armed guards were granted immunity from prosecution under Iraqi law under an agreement dating from 2003.
They are private contractors with legal immunity beyond the reach of Iraqi legislation completely above the law. Former UK Special Representative to Iraq sir Jeremy Greenstock. Your Majesty says there is a legal basis for this immunity is something that has a precedent and it is probably necessary to attract and employ the right form of security guard. A member of Blackwater who has served in Iraq did not give this explicit interview to fucking news.
You say it's our job to die for, and instead off the slimy empire building bureaucrats the cowardly pen pushing fascist money grubbing self serving pasty faced corporate whores who started this war but why So we want to be really well paid. And we don't want any moaning about the innocent people we killed in the line of earning our money. And you know, knowing that you could die at any moment in a fake war built on lies about weapons of mass destruction that weren't there and more lies about fake terrorism that never existed for the aforementioned slimy Fox makes you kind of edgy.
So to be on the safe side, we just kill anybody we don't like the look of on site. That's why we need immunity from prosecution you see, who don't care who we kill so but found the murder of some innocent people. When told of the incident with Blackwater, President Bush did not say I'm saddened by Iraqi claims that these people should be prosecuted once a few more dead Iraqi civilians compared to the safety of our civil service, because they wait pillage your country.
It's time the Iraqi people will face up to the truth. We don't give a shit about you so shut the fuck up. We'll kill you and your children now would like to say some plausible about protecting innocent people and spreading peace and freedom included with sticking my throat so I will. In the UK sacking a football manager and the saga of a missing middle class child and other irrelevant distractions from reality continue to obliterate meaningful news coverage of the mass enslavement of humanity and the extinction of other life on Earth.
So successful as the stupid buying and dumping of the masses being no one questions the concept of a housing ladder, the profound corruption of our economy the underpinning of our wealth of Chinese turning the slavery of landless peasants to a few wealthy families who own everything. The great bulk of people submit blindly to the idea of paying for their life on Earth. knuckle under to the concept of unelected peers passing rules they live by smile ignorantly at the pump of a monarchy that killed its way to power and dispossessed the nation of its common lands.
Yes, no story of commercial interest or vaping. Celebrity Johnson's goes unreported, overhyped mini dramas of individual tragedy churn endlessly across the news of a nation as global economic fascism. And the capitalist Empire enforces swingy economic treaties, crops up unelected dictatorships and foxes, Oba for us. But who cares about that when football teams are changing managers and Elvis is still dead backs and now.
The north polar ice cap has melted so much the fabled fabled Northwest Passage is now a reality for much of the year. This will enable ships to collect worthless plastic ship from China for us to consume and shipped out in much less time. Plus, mostly the pollution of our planet and increasingly exploitation of economic slaves and make the shift in the first place. Have a nice weekend.
Themes in this episode
Analysis essay
This episode is keyed to the week after the Blackwater Nisour Square massacre, when private security contractors guarding a U.S. convoy opened fire in Baghdad on September 16, 2007, killing Iraqi civilians and provoking outrage over contractor impunity. It also captures the British media atmosphere around José Mourinho leaving Chelsea and the continuing Madeleine McCann obsession, both of which Deek treats as mass-distraction events. The wider polemic is against religion in public life: nuclear-armed America, Israel, Pakistan, and India are all framed as modern states still governed by ancient supernatural delusions.
The first parody is an imaginary sane president calling for religion to be removed from state power before believers with nuclear weapons destroy the world. Deek’s “mumbo jumbo voodoo” language attacks Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, and New Age-style belief as equally irrational when attached to armies and governments. The Blackwater story then supplies the concrete example of secularized holy violence: armed Western contractors rampaging in Baghdad are “the good guys” because empire defines them that way.
The recurring FKN themes are organized religion as mind control, Zionism, militarized Islam, Christian fundamentalism, fake democracy, imperial murder, and media distraction. This episode is especially anti-clerical, but not merely atheist; religion is portrayed as a political technology that divides populations, sanctifies land claims, and protects elites from scrutiny. The missing-child and football-manager coverage completes the picture: while private warriors kill Iraqis and nuclear states wrap policy in God-talk, British viewers are kept busy mourning celebrities, managers, and endlessly televised domestic dramas.