FKN Newz 2008-02-15

Unknown Speaker 00:02 Steven Spielberg resigned from China's Olympics not to promote American fascism. Kelly Chiba hovered on trial for being captured and confessing to stuff in the UK Sharia law route after a voodoo priest mumbo jumbo glimmerings Hello economic slave peasants. Welcome to the funding news.

Headlines. Steven Spielberg has resigned as artistic director to the Chinese Olympics, claiming they could do more in Darfur, and urges other bodies to put pressure on the Chinese to exert their influence. Prior to this, of course, Stephen had no qualms representing the biggest tyranny on Earth, giving them the benefit of his artistic eye to put a nice gloss on their country for the rest of the world.

And who could blame him? They're such a rich and nice bunch of people. But wait, Stephen, aren't these the murdering fuckers who machine gun democracy protesters to death in a mass slaughter in Tiananmen Square? Aren't these the genocidal psychopaths that invaded Tibet committing acts of mass rape and murder artificially inseminating Tibetan women with Chinese sperm destroying 10,000 monasteries, killing 100,000 priests and religious adherence.

Isn't this the same regime that bans political dissent, blocks free media and access to knowledge about the outside world? Wouldn't anyone who chose to work for our represent these people be a complicit Quisling? Vichy whore willing to prostitute their art or skill or abilities to a fascist murder machine for a few more dollars, wouldn't they? But wait, you're in good company, Google, Yahoo, eBay, Coca Cola, McDonald's, Vodafone, and most of the consumers of the Western world who buy their plastic shit are with you on this one, Stephen?

Why let murder and tyranny get in the way of buying a bargain or making a buck? Fuck the little children in the mines in sweatshops fuck the slaves, the political prisoners that torture dissenters, the dead the dying and the innocent victims and economic slavery supported by our western democracies. fuckable we want to love the Olympics a dazzling display of artistry to distract us from our own lives as miserable economic slaves in the Happy New World Order.

Love live a happy New World Order. It's tough job but somebody's got to make the biggest tyranny on Earth look good to sell the conscience of us complicit appeasing consumer scum. gobbling up their cheap crap as fast as the slaves can churn it out. Give me another iPad. Oh yeah.

Being wild. Stephen won't have a job for long. I hear the American government has not asked him to be artistic director of the Iraq Afghanistan war. He'll be in charge of keeping the American population in our suspended belief or modelled perception or just playing brainwashing them about the fake war on terror the non existence of weapons of mass destruction, the status of our allies, US military dictators.

and the bush hunters war for oil, so plenty to keep him busy then less on that story later. In America, currently, Sheikh Mohammed and five others are to face charges over the 11th of September 2001 attacks in the US. The Pentagon says carry cheap Mohabbat has admitted to being responsible from A to Zed for the attacks in New York and Washington. He also confessed to being captured by American forces and being subjected to over three years of isolation and torture.

He details his complicity and anything at all if you'll please stop the pain and his readiness to rat out his grandma, if you'll take the electrodes off my testicles. There's a long list of other crimes he's prepared to take the blame for which were sadly unintelligible due to the screaming and Gartley as he was being dragged and beaten simultaneously. That's a hearing to determine whether or not Callie was a human being who should be tortured at Guantanamo Bay.

He said he had personally decapitated all the women found guilty of adultery and executed in Saudi Arabia. Mr. Mohammed is expected to be killed. I mean, tried by a special kangaroo court military tribunal.

According to the transcripts released in self proclaimed head about Canada's Military Committee admitted to the organizing planning follow up and execution of the controlled demolition of 911 as a favor to Larry Silverstein, who scooped 7 billion on the insurance. He was also responsible for the failed attempt to turn back the tide by King Canute and plots to cook and eat children by constructing gingerbread houses in Torah mountains.

Also confessing to attacks on Heathrow Airport Canary Wharf Big Ben Israel, the Panama Canal Mount Everest, the Pacific Ocean and the moon. A plot to hit the two towers in middle of destroy America with robot cars launch a surprise attack on Pearl Harbor and kidnapper Lindbergh baby plots to eat Little Red Riding would push Humpty Dumpty off a wall and chop the tails off three blind mice what a busy man.

A spokesperson for the American military did not say Mr. Mohammed will receive a fair execution trial, and he will have the right to an appeal before his execution. Very little of the evidence we beat out of him will be a secret, but the trial will be secret. So basically it will all be a secret but, but fair, long lives a whole lot.

I mean, it's the Fatherland or sink, or the area of the planet designated as a fascist state that the humans designated as enemy combatants All hail the Happy New World Order. In the UK, the Archbishop of Canterbury says the adoption of certain aspects of Christian law in the UK seems unavoidable. Dr. Rowan Williams demanded that the nation take the following test to see if they were as crazy as he is.

If you can answer yes to one or more of these questions, chances are, you're fucking nuts up. Number one, you're vigorously denied the existence of Gods claimed by others but are outraged when someone denies the existence of yours. Number two, you feel insulted when scientists say that people evolved, but you have no problem with a biblical claim that we were created through darks. Number three, you're angry when you hear of the atrocities attributed to Allah.

But don't flinch when hearing how God slash Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in Exodus and ordered the death of entire ethnic groups including women and children. For you look for loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth few billion years, but believe dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents guessing that the Earth is a few generations old. Number five, that you believe that the entire population of the planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs will spend eternity in an infinite hell of suffering.

And yet consider your religion the most tolerant and loving. Number six, while modern science history, geology, biology and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around the floor speaking in tongues, maybe all the evidence you need to prove Christianity. Thanks. And now the weather, the planets flux.

It's your fault and it's getting worse children next week to see it doing nothing out. Have a nice weekend.