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2008 · Banksters, Bailouts, Obama · 71 episodes

CRISIS

The financial crisis arrives mid-year and the show finds its second great subject. Bailouts, debt, NWO DELAYED TILL 2012, the Obama campaign, Sarah Palin, the Mumbai attacks — the catalogue's densest, most-cited year.

71
Episodes
71
With video
71
With audio
71
With transcript
16
Minutes (known)

Synthesis

2008 is the most-cited year in the FKN catalogue and the year the show's two great themes converge. The Iraq War rolls on; the financial system collapses. Deek is uniquely positioned because the 'banksters / debt / fake economy' material — previously a recurring B-plot — moves to the centre of every news cycle. SAVE THE FAKE ECONOMY WITH MORE DEBT (Dec 2007) suddenly looks prophetic; RESCUE BANKS - FUCK EARTH (Oct 2008) is the same joke landing twelve months later with all the audience caught up.

The defining episode of the era — and arguably the catalogue — is THE NEW WORLD ORDER DELAYED TILL 2012 (2008-03-07), the show's flagship dispatch on the NWO held back by the credit crunch. Biometric babies, holocaust-by-analogy, banksters, 'gathering clouds of war'. It's the canonical example of what FKN Newz can do when it's working.

The election eats the second half of the year. SARAH PALIN TITS N ASS 4 GOD (Sep 5), the AMERICAN DREAM DEBT & DELUSION (Sep 19), MORONS RESCUE ASSHOLES (Sep 26), GOD BLESS OBAMERICA (Nov 6). Obama-as-puppet is locked in months before the inauguration. The 9/11 Anniversary Special (911 THE EMPERORS CLOTHES) is the most aggressive of the run.

Mid-November the catalogue gets a clean meta-moment: FKN Newz Theme Music Video (2008-11-13) — the only entry that's literally the show's title sequence. Late November the Mumbai attacks land and Deek calls them a CIA / Mossad job within hours (MUMBAI - A CIA MOSSAD JOB, 2008-11-28). The year closes with LONG LIVE DEBTALISM, the MYONIST CONSPIRACY, and Planet Moron Is Doomed.

Density: 2008 produces roughly 75 episodes, more than any other year on disk, and three-quarters of them carry the all-caps slogan format. This is the catalogue's centre of gravity.

Top themes in this era

Words ranked by how many episodes have them in the top-10 TF-IDF terms.

obama 6olympics 5clinton 4smith 4crime 4stars 4universe 4selfish 4repulsive 4election 3israel 3voting 3stimulate 3parents 3brian 3baghdad 3olympic 3despite 3pence 3scream 3species 3ivan 3astronomers 3morons 3

Chronological. Click a thumbnail to open the episode page with video, transcript and analysis essay.

2008-01-04
FKN Newz 2008-01-04
2008-01-10
BUSH TAKES PISS, ER I MEAN TALKS PEACE IN ISRAEL
2008-01-19
MONEY FOR OLD DOPES - BUSH TAX BRIBE ASS INJECTION
2008-02-07
FKN Newz 2008-02-07
2008-02-15
FKN Newz 2008-02-15
2008-02-22
FKN Newz 2008-02-22
2008-03-01
copy
2008-03-06
FKN Newz 2008-03-06
2008-03-07
THE NEW WORLD ORDER DELAYED TILL 2012
2008-03-14
FKN Newz 2008-03-14
2008-03-21
FKN Newz 2008-03-21
2008-03-28
FKN Newz 2008-03-28
2008-04-04
FKN Newz 2008-04-04
2008-04-11
hi
2008-04-19
POPE BUGGERS CHILDREN ER MEETS BUGGERED CHILDREN
2008-04-20
hi
2008-04-24
hi
2008-04-28
FKN-Newz Radio Quiz Guest Ognir
2008-05-01
FKN Newz 2008-05-01
2008-05-08
FKN Newz 2008-05-08
2008-05-15
FKN Newz 2008-05-15
2008-05-17
DIE LAUGHING AT DEMOCRACY AND FREEDOM
2008-05-23
FKN Newz 2008-05-23
2008-05-24
IRAQI TERRORISTS ARMED BY IRAN ER I MEAN AMERICA
2008-05-30
FKN Newz 2008-05-30
2008-05-31
POVERTY FOR SLAVES WITH FAKE OIL CRISIS
2008-06-06
FKN Newz 2008-06-06
2008-06-07
OBAMA - CHANGE WE CAN IMAGINE
2008-06-13
FKN Newz 2008-06-13
2008-06-14
STUPID LIFE AND WATER DISCOVERED ON EARTH
2008-06-19
FKN Newz 2008-06-19
2008-06-20
BULLSHIT SHORTAGE CAUSED BY PEAK BULLSHIT
2008-06-27
FKN Newz 2008-06-27
2008-06-28
CAMPSITE EARTH RUN BY ASSHOLES TO BREED MORONS
2008-07-03
FKN Newz 2008-07-03
2008-07-04
RAPTURE FRENZY FOR ISRAEL IRAN SHOWDOWN
2008-07-11
FKN Newz 2008-07-11
2008-07-17
FKN Newz 2008-07-17
2008-07-18
DEEK JACKSON UNCOVERS NWO BIG BROTHER TRUTH
2008-07-25
FKN Newz 2008-07-25
2008-08-01
FKN Newz 2008-08-01
2008-08-08
hi
2008-08-15
BRAND NEW WORLD ORDER 2.0
2008-08-21
FKN Newz 2008-08-21
2008-08-22
GOLD SILVER AND BRONZE ASSHOLES
2008-08-28
FKN Newz 2008-08-28
2008-08-29
MORONS HAVE OVERUN THE EARTH
2008-09-04
FKN Newz 2008-09-04
2008-09-05
SARAH PALIN TITS N ASS 4 GOD
2008-09-12
911 THE EMPERORS CLOTHES
2008-09-19
AMERICAN DREAM DEBT & DELUSION
2008-09-26
MORONS RESCUE ASSHOLES
2008-10-03
GLOBAL SLAVERY CRISIS
2008-10-10
FINAL-SHILL SOLUTION FOR FREEDOM
2008-10-14
FKN Newz 2008-10-14
2008-10-16
RESCUE BANKS - FUCK EARTH
2008-10-24
FKN Newz 2008-10-24
2008-10-25
ITS VOODOO IF YOU DO DO
2008-10-30
Election delusion
2008-10-31
Election Delusion Nearly Over
2008-11-06
GOD BLESS OBAMERICA
2008-11-13
FKN Newz Theme Music Video
2008-11-21
LONG LIVE DEBTALISM
2008-11-27
FKN Newz 2008-11-27
2008-11-28
MUMBAI - A CIA MOSSAD JOB
2008-12-04
hi
2008-12-05
THE MYONIST CONSPIRACY
2008-12-11
FKN Newz 2008-12-11
2008-12-12
Planet Moron Is Doomed
2008-12-18
Bush Gets The Boot...er Shoe
2008-12-26
Christmas Is A Roman Lie.avi