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Unknown Speaker 00:00 betrayal kills lots of innocent men, women and children, but nobody gives a fuck a lot of flat roofs. Harry, who's not a bastard fulfills his Psycho fascist killer ambitions in Afghanistan. Unknown Speaker 00:12

President Bush urges congress to reinstate sinister wiretap laws or hours. Unknown Speaker 00:19 How landless peasants bucks Welcome to the universe. I'm painfully voice VR tonight's headlines for Palestinian children have been killed in an Israeli airstrike in the northern Gaza Strip.

The boys were playing near a refugee camp the Israeli army said. but their attack was a response to a rocket fired by Hamas that killed an Israeli student via Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert said terrorists would pay a very heavy price for the attacks going on not to say hey, we'll tell as many of these peasants as we like. none of you people give a fuck. We've been carrying these truckers and blowing up children in Palestine for years, and the rest of the world isn't bothered at all.

We don't even bother making excuses anymore. We just kill the fuckers at a time. US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said the Palestinian rocket attacks into stop but did not go on to say Israel, on the other hand, can keep killing innocent men, women and children will never complain because we're a complicit fascist killer as well. An imaginary Israeli spokesman told the AFP news agency, they have launched several strikes targeted at rocket launching children.

They said a massive been modifying children to launch rockets, they have hatches in their heads, and specially designed rocket footballs and training shoes. One of the Masters rockets did kill an Israeli student last week. Although this fatality wasn't the first caused by a rocket in nine months. During that time. 200 Palestinians have been killed by the Israeli military, but who gives a fuck without the Israelis?

They're lovely people land stealing genocidal serial killers with a bizarre religious belief that they are God's chosen people. And everyone who is the Jewish is subhuman. I assure you this is what they believe, but only to serve them or die. Just the kind of people you want to have 200 nuclear warheads and a 21st century arsenal of nuclear weapons supplied by the United States.

I'll walk you on that story later. And Afghanistan, Prince Harry who's not the last third and whose mother was not a whinging adulterous, who had more than a Parisien crack or has fulfilled his ambition to travel to faraway lands, meet strange and exotic people and kill them for fun. Harry 23, who's third in line to the throne has spent the last 10 weeks serving in Helmand Province. The Brits joked about his nickname, aristocratic wanker playing soldier boy, but said, I finally get a chance to do the killing I bought to do the deployment was subjected to a news blackout, which broke down after the establishment decided we've been there long enough.

Prime Minister Gordon Brown said call Unknown Speaker 03:05 our hospital an exemplar soldier going on not to see a whole will be wishing he had shot in the head for being such a gumball. Want to find plates, and all of our service personnel are telling these badass fuckers I'm making it possible for American oil companies to build that pipeline to Afghanistan.

The Saudi is acting as a tactical air controller calling up air Allied air car in support of driving forces. He also goes out on foot patrols hoping to kill something more challenging than I realize that a rare woodpigeon on our house footman. Unknown Speaker 03:45 The deployment comes after the princess climbs to the rack last year had to be canceled, not because he was shitting himself about facing real danger.

Speaking ahead of his tour, Harry spoke of his relief over the mission. Not saying it's great to get a chance to actually kill people. That's what I've wanted to do. Ever since I joined really, the Queen was unavailable for comment.

But we can imagine offering her sets or moans off the balcony of Buckingham Palace to keep control of the hive of ants and bees. Why her army slaughter on her behalf Your Majesty. In America. President George Bush has urged the passing of a bill that would retroactively shield firms which help the government spy on its own people because of the House of Representatives to approve the fascist totalitarian state law allowing the warrantless tapping of phone calls and emails of everyone and anyone until we rule the world and you can't stop us.

He didn't say that at all. I just got a bit carried away. The House of Representatives. A lot of the loans will expire this month as the refusing to rubber stamp a Senate bill that would give telecommunication firms and unity from lawsuits.

The legislation a lot of government spying on foreign telephone calls and to electronic correspondence without court permission. Mr. Bush told the White House on Tuesday. It's a dangerous intelligence gap has opened the fired up.

It's now a vast chasm of stupidity of dumbness, almost big enough for nearly as likely to fall into failure to make me appear less stupid will ache our enemies. Thank you. Thanks. And now the weather.

The planets fucked. It's your fault, and it's getting worse. Join me next week to see if doing fuggle has helped in any way at all. Thank you

Unknown Speaker 05:46 by Al Fayyad, the agency had murdered the couple on the orders of Duke of Edinburgh were utterly ridiculous going on not to say Oh, no looky loo joke of Edinburgh couldn't tie his shoelaces without help, he can barely make a gin and tonic. In relation to claims if my organization of secret killers were involved in Dodie and Diana's death. I would like to point out that highly trained covert operatives with contacts in all the major Western intelligence agencies. well practiced in the arts of murder, deception and sabotage are just the kind of people who could have killed die on Dodik.

But I'm here as head of such an organization to say we definitely could have that I mean, couldn't have done that. The taxpayers of the UK are wasting their money funding us and all we do is sit about waiting for the CIA and Mossad to tell us what's happening in the Middle East. Honestly, now, give us some more money and shut the fuck up. Then a totally related story.

Home owners reacted with fury today after British Gas revealed a five fold increase in profits. The 571 million or $1 billion windfall up from 95 million last year comes after it stung the 13 million consumers it serves with a 15% increase in bills. consumer organizations in the UK didn't say, well, we'll just keep paying our bills and shut the fuck up. No need to rock the boat. Wondering how we ended up paying through the nose for something we all need to a bunch of private companies owned by a few wealthy banking families.

We'll all gladly make the water companies rich as well by paying lots of money for something vital to us the Bible, no need for the government to provide that. After all, they need all of our tax money to wage a fake war and spy on us if that's okay with you, sir. Thanks. And now

Unknown Speaker 07:35 the weather the planet spot. Unknown Speaker 07:37 It's your fault and it's getting worse but just sit back and don't do anything about it.

Everything will work out. Have a nice weekend.