MONEY FOR OLD DOPES - BUSH TAX BRIBE ASS INJECTION

Unknown Speaker 00:00 Most rights consumers continue fucking up the toilet. I mean push cuts taxes to stimulate economic recovery America arms fascist unelected dictators in the Middle East. I mean, America supports its allies in the war on terror.

Gordon Brown licks the Assam Chinese money man I mean strengthens ties with important economic partnership. Hello landless peasant slaves. Welcome to the fucking news. I'm finally finished.

Here are tonight's headlines. The New World Order needs to prop up the American economy just a little bit longer, before pulling the plug on the fake money go round and finally owning our assets for eternity. We're the Armageddon the new messiah, one world government and the microchipping of all Earth's humans just around the corner. This is no time for recession or the bush Burnbank wealthy bankers, Zionist Illuminati, Masonic PayPal, Bilderberg are served as say, a package of tax cuts is necessary to stimulate the US economy.

To this end, a cash injection of $150 billion will be dumped into the pockets of Americans with the advice of the President to spend spend spend. You see if you don't go to the shops, the whole cheap facade and the fake economy will fall down, revealing the little old man at the controls of the Wizard of Oz illusion commanding you through the media ignore that man, ignore that man. I am the Wizard of Oz. $150 billion.

That's fuck off. $800 per consumer and consumed is what you must do with it. Yes, consumed span shop. Let's hear what Bush has to say about the money. Unknown Speaker 01:44

Americans could use this money as they see fit. To meet their monthly bills, cover higher costs at the gas pump. Pay for other basic necessities. Unknown Speaker 01:55

So basically they can spend it. Does anybody detect the note of fear and the assembled evil fuckers who lined up to deliver this piece of economic fun shit, the SOP of shopping coupons. we asked Lord Rothschild the head of one of the few wealthy banking families and drooled over us all with no trouble at all to explain what spending a few 100 measly dollars could possibly achieve against the backdrop of a multi trillion dollar debt.

credit crunch and fading consumer confidence. Here's what he didn't say, Hello, it's quite simple, really. We fake economy is based on consumerism. So if the slaves I mean consumers don't consume, the economy will fail.

Once that happens, there'll be millions of poor starving slaves. I mean, people all over the world, smashing up shops rioting in the streets. And worst of all, worst of all, they'd be beginning to think for themselves, some of them might actually realize that they were bred to be dependent on the system, it might dawn on them, that the only way to be free is to provide for themselves. And that land is the only thing of value to a human being in the natural world.

Now, of course, we don't want that to happen. We want the slaves to think that objects have you know, TVs, cars and toasters, worthless shit like that, you know, the stuff we get the slaves to make them in factories, and then we get them to borrow money to buy the shit they make in the factories, or really, it's just a way of keeping your stupid fuckers busy. So you don't notice who owes you're sorry, little ass and all of the land on Earth.

That's been working really well for a few 100 years now. And with a little injection of cash, we hope to prop up the illusion for long enough to start a fake war, impose martial law under a state of emergency, kill half of you and prevent a popular uprising to secure our future for another 1000 year right. I mean, period of economic stability. Thank you Joe rulership.

It's been a pleasure having you control our destiny. Might I say how much I look forward to you profiting even from our death by selling the weapons your business makes to the puppet governments you control that we will be set to die fighting against Thank you very much indeed sat back in a totally unrelated story. American arms manufacturers are on a roll. Sales are up in the market never been so buoyant.

With tyrants and unelected rulers to prop up all over the world arms firms have experienced a bonanza of this, including 30 billion worth of weapons to Israel and another 20 billion to the Saudis and other Sunni Arab states like the United Arab Emirates and Kuwait. These arms packages are an important part of us strategy to bolster the defenses of fascist undemocratic countries, especially oil producing Gulf nations, such as Saudi Arabia, against non existent threats from Iran.

Saudi Arabia and other Gulf states have majority Sunni Muslim populations and they harbored deep suspicions about Shiite Iran is apparently designed to establish itself as a major power. Unlike Pakistan with their nuclear arsenal and military dictatorship, there are friends or Israel with their secret nuclear arsenal. There are friends as well. President Bush has just finished a tour of these countries, cementing the details and speaking in glowing terms of America spreading peace, freedom and democracy.

Is there anyone in the world with two brain cells to rub together who believes that shit, peace, freedom, democracy and heavily armed tyrants with wacky religious beliefs? I'm not sure if that's a recipe for peace and freedom, more like escalating regional conflict pie or oil producing destabilization region. Kate, more on that story later. In the UK, Gordon Brown has flown to China to put his tongue as far up the ass of the Chinese leadership as it will go.

In a packed schedule. The prime minister will attend various photo op portunities where he will express his undying love for Premier who are glorious leader and his unelected tyrannical government. He will lick the bottom of Chinese investors kiss the ass of the biggest economy on Earth and suck the deck of Chinese oppression stretching from Tibet as she abdomen square. livers explorer and office didn't describe the trip as an historic cultural alignment between Britain and old has been empire of Nazi monarchists and capitalist murdering fuckers and China the world's biggest emerging polluter and the single largest dictatorship on the planet.

Gordon Brown accepted an invitation to the forthcoming Olympics in China at a press conference where he was not asked questions such as How does it feel to be a bitch now you stuck up Western imperialists scumbag and do you think we forgot the Opium Wars You filthy stinking Athletica. China is the world's largest ass and Britain will have to kiss a lot more of it before getting any sugar from daddy.

Meanwhile, back home the Home Secretary has outlined plans to target websites promoting radical expressionism. Jackie Smith said she wanted to use technology to stop people being rude for expressionism because something is difficult. She said there's no reason not to have a go at it. The government would consider how you can filter out content and how

Unknown Speaker 07:25 internet service providers can work internationally to get stuff off the internet. She told BBC News 24 It'll be difficult, but we determined Unknown Speaker 07:34

working with our partners to get rid of radical expressionism I mean extremism or do I banks now for the weather the planet is in flux. We are it's your responsibility, and it's getting worse. Join me next week to see if doing nothing else. And remember, don't jump.

Don't buy don't consume have a radical weekend.