OBAMA - CHANGE WE CAN IMAGINE
Transcript
Unknown Speaker 00:00 Obama beats Clinton in battle the bank is democracy puppets, Bush exaggerated his intelligence and run up to war in Iraq. And in the UK terror suspects to be held still we make up the I mean, find the evidence. Hello with hundreds of slave land.
Welcome to the fucking us. I'm under no illusions. Here are tonight's headlines. Barack Obama has beaten Hillary Clinton to become the first black man in history nominated as puppets of the banking families with rule America.
Obama will now face McCain in the US presidential elections in November. We asked Barack Obama about his victory his policies on the war on error, the fake economy and how it feels to owe your life and soul to the corporate elite that could soon be fisting his Wrexham if he becomes president. First of all, let me say it's a pleasure to be here, no illusions. And I'd like to thank all the people who've been deluding themselves that I will be any different to any other complicit capitalist mumbo jumbo God believing lying, deceiving, political scumbag?
Yes, indeed. Mrs. Clinton fought like a bench on heat for the candidacy. And it's only thanks to the delusions of my followers, that I will represent the Democrats in the race to be worn like a glove by the evil corporations that rule America.
If our shadowy puppet masters decide to elect me as puppet, then I will serve them well and carry out their every whim. Whether it be fighting the imaginary war on error, or ensuring consumerism, poor education and landless slavery, continue here in America. on foreign policy, I will be strong, where they want me to be strong, attacking Iran and any other country, Israel tells me to, I mean, any other country involved in error and oppression, except China and Saudi Arabia, and Russia.
Those are the ones we do lots of business with. On domestic issues, I will be firm and resolute continuing the spying and invasion of privacy of our slaves, I mean, citizens, and I will prop up the deception of medieval religion and its poisonous influence on our government, amen. In all my actions and decision making, I will strive to earn the trust and confidence of the few wealthy people pulling my strings so that I may better serve them and avoid their wrathful judgment.
And as always, I offer the American people one simple message, a vote for me, this is a vote for change. You can imagine. Barack Obama there telling us why he's the man to kiss the big sweaty ass of wealthy bankers who spit on our grave spin related story. President Bush and his top advisors knowingly overstated the intelligence of President Bush, Vice President Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and Condoleezza Rice, as well as the threat Iraq posed to the United States.
According to a report released Thursday by the Senate Intelligence Committee. The report pitted the statements of Bush. Vice President Dick Cheney and other Cabinet officials against preschool children discussing their favorite cartoons and toys the report amongst the most direct rebuke to date of the Bush's intelligence and catalogs hundreds of statements by all administration officials. but on hindsight, where lies obvious lives, really big lies, just plain stupid and most worrying of all known to be live by every single person on earth and their fucking dog responding to the report.
White House spokeswoman Dana Perino did not say Unknown Speaker 03:47 the administration statement on President Bush's intelligence given to the Congress, and they came to the same conclusion is dangerous, isn't it? There's no question.
We all know Bush is as thick as New York cheesecake. Unknown Speaker 04:02 But there is a fundamental difference between being stupid Unknown Speaker 04:07
and deliberately painting a picture to the American people that you know, is not fully accurate. Unknown Speaker 04:13 Many of the White House's claims about Iraq's work on chemical and biological weapons, and its alleged pursuit of its nuclear capabilities were consistent with intelligence reporting from the Disney Channel, and some of it was a school kids homework on the internet. The report goes on to state that the intelligence doesn't backup Bush's claim, or the partnership between Iraq, Darth Vader, al Qaeda, Bigfoot or Godzilla.
Also his comments that Saddam Hussein was prepared to give terrorists weapons of mass destruction. Were stories that just made up. Unknown Speaker 04:52 Just I find the deaths of millions of humans, based upon known lives supported by brainwashed nationalists and phony and national security threats really funny.
Gotta live. In the UK Gordon Brown has been making small concessions to the new Airism bill, which proposes to detain terror suspects for up to 42 days with a charge ahead of an upcoming Commons vote. Home Secretary Jackie Smith told Labour MPs she will bring forward safeguards on the plans to try to win over rebel MPs. Miss Smith did not say safeguards would ensure it was used only in exceptional circumstances such as when the police wanted to and when they had a gut feeling about this one governor, and when it was taking too much time to fabricate the evidence or beat a confession out of the suspect.
She said MPs should accept our proposals if they are serious about the security of the country going on not to say Unknown Speaker 05:53 if you don't accept my proposals, I shall scream and scream and scream and scream until the police come and smash you in the face. Drag your way and kick you to fuck for a while now we'll see how you like it.
But Unknown Speaker 06:05 Labour MP John Grogan said well, Miss Smith had made a powerful speech. he was still not convinced she had made the case on security grounds for extending the 28 day limit saying we should not give up likely liberties which have taken centuries to establish not unless Gordon wants to curry favor with the paranoid middle classes.
Man we should just roll over and let them cavity searches on the buses block up people Jackie Smith doesn't like put the Queen back on the throne and make Christianity compulsory along with the queen. aristocracy is ownership of everything and the apathy of peasants. Thanks. And now the weather. No change at the top.
No shame in the middle and no say at the bottom. Have a nice weekend.
Themes in this episode
Analysis essay
By 7 June 2008, the Obama-Clinton contest had effectively ended: Obama had secured the Democratic nomination earlier that week, and Clinton formally suspended her campaign that day. The other major hook is the Senate Intelligence Committee’s 5 June report, which said Bush administration prewar statements repeatedly misrepresented intelligence and the threat from Iraq. In Britain, Gordon Brown’s government was defending its plan to extend pre-charge detention for terrorism suspects from 28 to 42 days, a civil-liberties fight heading toward a Commons vote. 
Deek’s title, “Change We Can Imagine,” is the key joke: Obama’s slogan of hope is reduced to fantasy inside a system supposedly owned by banking families, corporations, Israel, and the security state. The fake Obama thanks supporters for deluding themselves that he will be different, then promises to serve the same masters: consumerism, poor education, the “war on error,” surveillance, religion, and future attacks on approved enemies. Clinton is mocked as desperate and vicious, but Obama is mocked more dangerously—as prettier packaging for the same puppet office.
The recurring FKN themes are democracy as theater, presidents as bankster glove-puppets, Iraq as an obvious lie, and terrorism law as evidence-free authoritarianism. The Bush “intelligence” segment turns the Senate report into a schoolyard insult: the administration did not merely misread evidence; it told lies so blatant that even children, dogs, and the entire planet could see them. The UK detention story completes the pattern: war abroad and repression at home are sold through the same magic words—terror, security, freedom, and change.