GOD BLESS OBAMERICA

Unknown Speaker 00:00 Obama wins American election pledging nationalism and mumbo jumbo for all crisis the Democratic Republic of Congo to be sold by stealing mineral reserves. In the UK more debt is best answer to debt problem, say debt ridden backs, our winners and losers. Welcome to the fucking news.

I'm not on the balance. Here on the headlines tonight. Barack Obama has been elected the 44th puppet of America and the first black president to disappoint the people. They mean represent the people of the United States.

That was the most expensive American election in history with $1.5 billion being spent between the two candidates on coercion, bribery and slander dime, sorry, I mean, advertising promotion and slander, ensuring that whoever gets elected owes somebody something God bless America. Here's Obama giving his acceptance speech upon hearing of his victory, Unknown Speaker 00:54 if there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where voodoo and nationalism prevail.

Who still wonders if the dream of our founders has been twisted in this time. Unknown Speaker 01:18 Who still questioned the power of money in our democracy? Tonight is your answer.

It's the answer told by hundreds of millions of dollars necessary to run for office by people who won't vote for anyone who doesn't profess a moronic belief in imaginary beach. And the supremacy of the power of the planet designated as America by internationally agree tricky because they believe all that nonsense about nationalism and voodoo and won't let anyone say any different mumbo jumbo magic for our gang.

I mean, God bless America. For the Republican Party. It was a night of sober realization. There were just not enough stupid people to elect McCain and Palin.

Years of dumbing down Americans appealing to base low IQ emotional triggers. Millions of dollars spent waving the flag and shoving God down the throats of morons to keep them stupid, didn't produce the critical mass of ignorant savages needed to elect John McCain and his microscopic intellect. Here he is conceding defeat to an empty room and some motel Unknown Speaker 02:39

my friends, we have come to the end of an expensive journey. Unknown Speaker 02:44 There is no better evidence than the election of an African American to the presidency of the United States, that we don't care what color you are, as long as you've Unknown Speaker 02:56

got money. Amen. God bless America. Unknown Speaker 03:02

These are difficult times for our country. And I urge all Americans to come together to exploit and oppress the rest of the world, to restore our prosperity, defend our security, and leave our children and grandchildren a stronger, richer, more dangerous country that we inherited. It's natural tonight, to feel some disappointment, because we fought we fought as hard as we could for stupid people like us, for morons, for talking snake believers for rapid nationalism, global military power.

and pointless destruction of the planet simply to make rich people richer, and though we fell short, there is no failure. Because Barack Obama is for all of those things as well. So it doesn't matter. God bless America.

Unknown Speaker 04:04 Early indications are that Obama will select a team of experienced Washington shills and corporate hustlers to head up the new administration, ushering in a new I mean, another era of rampant capitalism and state paranoia. With national insecurity top of the agenda followed by the fake financial crisis. The new president will certainly have his life cut short by assassination.

I mean, his work cut out for him in a totally unrelated story. rebels in eastern Democratic Republic of Congo have forced the international conspiracy to consider taking over the country in order to steal I mean, protect its mineral resources. Now, I mean, people, Rwandan President Paul Kagame, he blamed a failure of leadership in the Democratic Republic of Congo to prevent rebels giving the rest of the world an excuse to step in and rip off the country's wealth.

He also said the international conspiracy including the 17 1000s Jong UN peacekeeping force failed to be killed in any large numbers or look inept enough for immediate US led invasion to be justified. At least a quarter of a million people have fled their homes amid the fighting. Many women and children were among those forced from keonjhar on Wedensday. a BBC correspondent to a travel to the time without any Mars Bars didn't say Congo is a country the size of Western Europe with trillions of dollars mineral wealth and a population too poorly educated and weak to stop some Western Power waltzing in and stealing the lot.

Britain must act before the French or Germans get a slice of the pie. Perhaps with American health and the funding of a few more rebel atrocities Unknown Speaker 05:42 we can take over and make it look like we're here to help.

More on that story. Later, in the Unknown Speaker 05:47 UK, the Bank of England has cut interest rates to 3% its lowest since 1955.

BBC economics editor huge gin and tonic didn't say the Bank of England is concerned that many people are not in enough debt. He added this cut should help to ease conditions in the credit markets and allow banks to get more of their customers back into debt. There have been some concerns that since the fake economic crisis was caused by debt, perhaps more lending wasn't such a good idea. But nobody paid any attention to that.

Were the Prime Minister Gordon Brown stating Unknown Speaker 06:21 our our what we've been trying to do over the last few weeks is to get liquidity enter our system, recapitalize our bikes, and then get them to resume lending that is necessary, going on not to say. are necessary to imprison millions of people in a lifetime of servitude and taxation based upon them owing interest on money they had to borrow to provide their most basic human needs for shelter.

Unknown Speaker 06:49 That's the kind of world we want to create where our citizens fundamental needs are provided by greedy money grabbing markets, extracting as much out of your life as they possibly can without killing you before they pay the interest. Facts. And now the weather, winds of change in America blowing the same old pitch into your face as the old Wind God bless America.

Possible fake crisis in Africa, allowing robbery of natural resources with more debt for the UK than ever before. Just around the corner. Have a nice weekend.