FKN Newz Theme Music Video
Transcript
Unknown Speaker 00:20 landless peasant fucks Welcome to the fucking news I barely hear headlines tonight Unknown Speaker 00:43 scary international stories made up just for you rumors and comedy half truths are coming What are you gonna do just stop going to the shops and watch the fucking
Unknown Speaker 01:08 lashes but we got complacent now without bugging your leaders are all liars your culture is confused 911 is alive the War on Terror Unknown Speaker 01:40 don't scan you with the blues there's a war on board your mind to know but who will win or lose and David died who educates with Masonic bloodline?
Unknown Speaker 02:12 Planet X will be along real soon some people say they ruled the world to have bases on the moon in 2012 We'll see if it's true and if it is you can bet it will be offered Unknown Speaker 02:44 like cattle died in debt watch bankers profit dries shop for bucking victory and span boy your lives.
War is peace and freedom to slavery once again. It's your bones. Have a nice weekend.
Themes in this episode
Analysis essay
This 13 November 2008 item is not a normal episode so much as a theme-song manifesto, arriving just after Obama’s election and in the middle of the financial crisis. The news background is the same late-2008 atmosphere that FKN had been feeding on for weeks: bank bailouts, recession, Iraq and Afghanistan, post-9/11 security politics, conspiracy culture, and a public sphere full of fear, rumor, media spectacle, and collapsing trust. Rather than attach itself to one story, the song summarizes the whole FKN worldview.
The parody is of news branding itself. Instead of a polished theme tune promising authority, balance, and public service, this one openly advertises “scary international stories,” “rumors,” “comedy,” and “half truths.” That honesty is the joke: Deek presents his fake news as more truthful because it admits its own distortion, while mainstream news pretends to be objective as it launders official lies. The command to “stop going to the shops and watch the fucking news” mocks both consumer passivity and the addictive fear-cycle of television news.
The recurring themes are basically all here in compressed form: lying leaders, confused culture, 9/11 truth, the War on Terror as mind control, banksters, debt slavery, Masonic bloodlines, Planet X, 2012, moon-base conspiracies, and Orwellian slogans like “war is peace” and “freedom is slavery.” It is partly satire of conspiracy overload and partly sincere participation in it. The song makes FKN’s central promise: the world is run by liars, the public are cattle, bankers profit from your life, and the only sane response is obscene laughter at the entire collapsing spectacle.