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FKN Newz · 2008-11-21

LONG LIVE DEBTALISM

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“It is of central importance that the debt ridden SLAVES OF AMERICA continue to think of themselves as Americans and not as human beings.”
“Welcome to use us as a CIO United Soviet states of America as official only and very truthful news program for the glorious America homeland and its loyal, patriotic people.”
“But who gives a fuck about that?”
“Infant mortality in Iraq and Palestine beggars belief while pregnant women have stillborn babies at Israeli checkpoints frequently, but who gives a fuck about any of them?”
“And who wants to hear about it?”

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Unknown Speaker 00:02 Free market now very expensive as US carmakers demand 23 billion bailouts American dominance sent away this other super fascists I mean super powers row in the UK baby pea stories sell newspapers but dead Golliwog goat Hallo deaths slaves. Welcome to the market news. It dropped your headlines Good evening comrades.

Welcome to use us as a CIO United Soviet states of America as official only and very truthful news program for the glorious America homeland and its loyal, patriotic people. Our marvelous capitalist carmaking factories enjoy evermore success, while the whole world wonders and our production capacities and advanced technologies. Our Supreme Leader Bush and his cabinet of loyal marshals, will be giving 23 billion of our money to our revolutionary auto industry captains as a reward for their unparalleled achievement.

The money will be used to ensure jobs for our workers as we strive forward in our march to greater profits, long live capitalist democracy, guaranteeing genuine people's power, profit, peace, freedom and debt for all. These and other victories are possible only because of the success of our banking and finance industries, will have recently been rewarded with 750 Billions of our money, insuring our debt to the glorious homeland far into the future, long live capitalism.

the powerful ideological weapon of people with jobs of all nations in the struggle against sharing and the victory of profits. In other news, we should all be very paranoid about enemies of people with jobs, saboteurs and other evil elements are trying to sabotage happiness in our jobs paradise. So don't worry if you see someone being arrested, that will be to protect our sacred homeland. Or perhaps they will not going to execute the plan of great works or carry out their voluntary obligations for production and customer expectation. lurks live for centuries the name and work of Adam Smith, leader of the profits revolution, and let live forever in the people's memory the unparalleled achievement of the Western powers and the Royal lacquers.

Long live the people with jobs and corporate Agenzia active buildups of capitalism. Long live mobile cracy guaranteed genuine mob power and social injustice, a long loop globalization, so tested and powerful weapons of the international people with jobs, class, motherhood and slavery, war, profit and death. People with jobs of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your claims. More on that story later, your government.

In a related story US economic, military and political dominance is likely to decline over the next two decades. According to US intelligence report on global trends. The National Intelligence Council predicts China India and Russia will increasingly challenge us tyranny I mean influence around the world. Furthermore, the dollar may not be the world's major currency and food energy and

Unknown Speaker 03:36 water shortages will fuel conflict. The report goes on not Unknown Speaker 03:41

to say none of these things are inevitable and if we act now we can continue to fuck the planet faster than any other mass of poorly educated nationalistic, brainwashed patriots. It is of central importance that the debt ridden SLAVES OF AMERICA continue to think of themselves as Americans and not as human beings. Only through the continued mass stupidity of nationalism, and the people of Earth carry on their destructive pointless exploitation of resources and the needless killing and competition with other poorly educated cuts.

I mean, country's globalization has brought many benefits and improvements to trade and commerce. The ability to operate across one global marketplace should not however lead humans to thinking we all live on the same planet. breathe the same air drink the same water, nor should any commie pinko left the factory liberal shirt lifting intellectual think globalization has got anything to do with sharing the world's resources or taking responsibility as nations for the harm we do to the world.

We aren't resources are there for anyone to grab and exploit as they see fit if they can get away with it. It's our job as America cards to see to it that we control as much audits as possible and get away with as much as we can. You can bet that these Other countries countries will be doing the same. God bless America and fuck your country which is by comparison a stinking, filthy backwater inhabited by disease written monkey people who robbed in the UK.

Baby pee is all over newspapers, TV and radio. I mean the story of Baby pea, it appears that the last one single, white, blue eyed, blond haired little boy due to incompetence of state blundering is far more important than many other infant deaths happening around the world on a daily basis. 20,000 gollywog babies die every day in Africa, mostly for the one to $1 of medicine. American bombs rained down on Afghani children every other day regrettably killing them their mothers members of their extended family as we target insurgents.

Infant mortality in Iraq and Palestine beggars belief while pregnant women have stillborn babies at Israeli checkpoints frequently, but who gives a fuck about any of them? Well, news editors can fill a tedious 10 minutes of mindfuck with pictures of lovely dead baby stories of either a dead lovely baby interviews with people who have opinions about dead babies, dead baby professionals clocking about duty and procedure and tragedy.

While 10s of 1000s of human children adults and teens die in squalor and misery every day. But who gives a fuck about that? And who wants to hear about it? It's boring and the people who could change the causes of these deaths are friends of our media moguls and government so we don't want to rock the boat.

Too weak. Oh, I know. Let's run that story about the lovely poster woman. Let's run that story about the lovely poster woman who had a stem cell esophagus grown for her and transplanted into her body.

Gosh, won't it be great when wealthy middle class bucks can extend their life even longer so they can go on buying shit they don't need me by economic slaves they'll never have to see in countries where dead babies don't even warn grieving over so larger the figures and so irrelevant their deaths. Thanks and now the weather. Glorious character production figures and economic success stories will be force fed to the loyal people with jobs.

As we March onwards to profit or ever feudal wars between competing fascist economies will claim millions of lives and the depths of one insignificant baby will be smeared across your third eye to obscure your view of real events. Have a nice weekend.

Analysis essay

This 21 November 2008 episode sits in the next phase of the financial crisis, when the U.S. auto industry followed the banks to Washington asking for rescue money. General Motors, Ford, and Chrysler executives had appeared before Congress seeking roughly $25 billion in emergency support, amid fears of mass job losses and industrial collapse. Deek pairs that with the National Intelligence Council’s Global Trends 2025 report, which predicted declining U.S. dominance, rising China, India, and Russia, possible erosion of the dollar’s role, and future conflict over food, water, and energy. The UK “Baby P” reference points to the tabloid storm over the death of Peter Connelly, a child killed after repeated failures by social services.

The parody is brilliant Soviet inversion: America becomes the “United Soviet States of America,” with bailout capitalism spoken in Stalinist propaganda language. “Free market” ideology is exposed as state planning for corporations, with public money handed to auto executives and bankers while ordinary workers are told this is freedom. Adam Smith is recast as a revolutionary saint of profit, and slogans like “people with jobs of the world unite” parody Marxist rhetoric while replacing class liberation with employment discipline and debt.

The recurring FKN themes are debt slavery, corporate socialism, fake democracy, nationalism, imperial decline, and media distraction. Deek’s key joke is that capitalism and communism blur when elites need rescuing: the ideology changes, but the peasants pay. The intelligence report lets him widen the frame from bailout farce to civilizational decline. America’s power is fading, but nationalism keeps its people identifying as Americans rather than humans, preserving the machinery of war, debt, resource extraction, and ecological destruction.