FKN Newz 2006-02-24
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Imam Ali shrine bombed to pieces America says it wasn't us. Biggest huge massive robbery in UK ever. 1.5 billion is stolen in Centrica energy scam. America and its people I mean ports are up for sale. Terrorists snap up capitalist investment. news around the world from vy de ai.
America did not bomb the Ellis Gary shrine and Semara a spokesman for the White House didn't see today. American planes did not believe the mosque was overflowing with wanted members of al Qaeda. Nor did they mistake it for a convoy of Serbian tanks. US Marines did not storm the mosque, which wasn't being used as a hideout for insurgents.
Somebody somewhere has claimed it was the work of Sunni Muslims, so it must be true. After all, the last thing we want in Iraq is a civil war, distracting the people from the theft of their oil of the occupation of their country. So of course, it must be a dastardly block by insurgents to destabilize the country and provoke murder and mayhem amongst their own people. Religious leaders in Iraq haven't called on people to throw up their entrenched religious beliefs consider a different view of the universe except the existence of doubt in any belief system, and to start living as human beings embracing all life is sacred and devoting themselves to the care of the planet.
More on that salary. In America, President Bush's defending plans to sell the United Arab Emirates six of America's largest ports, even threatening to use his presidential veto. There is concern from all political parties and the people of America that this will threaten security, as the United Arab Emirates has been a sympathizer of al Qaeda and other terrorist groups. vide has scooped this exclusive interview with one of those terrorists.
Mr. seris will this purchase help you and your jihad on America low this is just business. The port sector was experienced a slump in the last decade. However, as online shopping booms, we feel it will soon be a resurgent driving the shipping sector. So no intention of using your access to ports as a route for wholesale terror in America.
No, no, it isn't true. And you haven't invested heavily in America, along with many other non evil wealthy people around the world, siphoning off the wealth of their countries to gamble on the global banking casinos while there are people suffer poverty and depression. Yes. So are you saying the whole terrorist thing is just a service industry that many governments find quite healthy to generate a culture of fear that keeps the people focused on the enemy while they drain the lifeblood from?
Yes, well thanks mister terrorist person. In the UK, police haven't arrested several people in connection with the UK biggest ever massive robbery. During the robbery unarmed robbers stole 1.5 billion pounds from the people of Britain. These are the key events.
Two gang members posing as nationwide utilities company pull over the people of Britain in an unmarked monopoly. At the same time other gang members who've infiltrated the government tell the people of Britain state run gas supply businesses have been involved in an accident. You must come with us. All the people are taken to a deserted future and threatened with crumbling infrastructure and failing nationalized industries.
Typical gas user an employee of a local security firm, Mr. Dixon and his family are forced to pay 23% rise in the cost of gas while the robbers make off with 1.5 billion of their hard earned cash. Local Security foreign government who were hired to protect Mr. And Mrs.
Dixon said there was nothing we could do. There was too many of them. They promised nobody would get hurt if we just did what they say. So we let them run the water, the gas, the electricity and housing for the whole country.
Business was everywhere. It was like they ruled the world. Now, the weather scientists are organizing the biggest ever climate change experiment, and they would like the help of 100,000 people all over the world in predicting climate change. All you have to do is send an email to the following address after looking outside your window and tell us how fucked up the weather is.
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Themes in this episode
Analysis essay
This episode lands just after the February 2006 bombing of the al-Askari shrine in Samarra, one of the events that pushed Iraq decisively toward sectarian civil war. It also catches the Dubai Ports World controversy, when a UAE-owned company was set to take over operations at several major US ports, causing a rare bipartisan panic in America. In Britain, Deek folds in anger over soaring gas bills and Centrica/British Gas profits, treating energy price rises as a robbery larger than any conventional heist. The real news mix is Iraq collapsing, America terrified of its own globalisation, and British consumers being squeezed by privatized utilities.
The Samarra segment parodies coalition denial and the automatic assignment of blame to “insurgents.” Deek implies that the occupation benefits from sectarian chaos because it diverts attention from oil, military failure, and foreign control. The fake line about religious leaders embracing doubt and planetary care is classic FKN: he imagines the sane, humane response precisely because it is the least likely one. The ports sketch mocks American hypocrisy: capitalism demands global investment until the investor is Arab, at which point free-market ideology crashes into War on Terror paranoia.
The “terrorist investor” interview is one of the sharper bits. Terrorism is recast as a service industry useful to governments, while global finance becomes the real extraction machine. The Centrica “robbery” turns privatized energy into organized crime, with monopoly money, fake accidents, and citizens dragged into a bleak future of crumbling infrastructure. Recurring FKN themes converge here: oil, fear, bankster-capitalism, privatization, war profiteering, and the public being distracted by enemies while elites quietly loot them. Deek’s world is crude but coherent: terror scares people; markets rob them; governments narrate both as freedom.