FKN Newz 2006-02-10
Transcript
Terrorists plot terrifying terrorism says President Bush spying and loss of privacy will protect your freedom. Shawn Jenkins not guilty of killing again and again and again. stepdaughter Billy Joe's still dead from gruesome details of attack. child support agency to be scrapped children to look after themselves. suicide bomber kills 15 In Pakistan, God a suspect says local law enforcement and evenly timed here are tonight's top stories.
A terrorist plot to crash hijacked planes into California's tallest building was foiled by American intelligence claimed the White House yesterday. They went on not to say Don't think for a moment the world isn't full of martyr crazy suicide bomber bomber bombers cause it is every one of them intent on the destruction of our freedom, our values America, the Fatherland, fatherland. I mean the homeland.
God bless America, and long live the Third Reich break. I mean freedom. The terrorist plot was foiled using a brilliant and cunning plan. in great secrecy. All foreigner strange people, ugly women and ethnic minorities were taken away on aeroplanes Eastern Europe, where they were kept without trial and rows of huts surrounded by barbed wire and tortured until they confessed to being terrorists.
A spokesman for the Gestapo said I mean, the CIA, you know, it wasn't our idea, really, we just borrowed it. When questioned about the morality of this detention, the man claimed to be just following orders, sir. In a related story, Iraq's rebuilding is being undermined by insurgent attacks, and will cost more than 56 billion to rebuild. Also, Iraq's infrastructure is more dilapidated than you would expect.
For a country we invaded twice and spent 10 years bombing that will. less oil and electricity has been produced in Iraq now than before the US led invasion in 2003. And oil which was prophesied by many who supported the war as the way to pay for it will not more on that story later, in the UK show Jenkins left court a free man after a jury failed to reach a verdict on the charge of murder. Mr. Jenkins had been accused of killing his stepdaughter Billy Joe Jenkins, who remains in a state of death.
Please didn't issue this statement after the trial. If anybody has any information about Billy Joe's continued state of death, we urge them to come forward. She has been dead for some time now. And we are at a loss to explain why that is.
For Laura details of this crime and many others to fill up your sat empty lives, visit our website. www dot fear in more fear will control and distract you while another generation of Illuminati fuck you over for a buck.com After much controversy, the CSA or child support agency is to be scrapped and rebuilt from the ground up government officials said yesterday. They went on not to say we have come up with a bold innovative new policy where children will support themselves.
They may be small, but they can still contribute to their upbringing. Many could work part time, others can go into business, we will create a new institution called the Department of life and profits. With our help many children will no longer need taxpayers hard earned money. Instead they will be a valuable part of the economy, enjoying choice in the marketplace and a sense of independence they may otherwise not enjoy till they are much older.
A suicide bomber has blown himself up in Pakistan, killing at least 15 people and wounding many more. Survivors of the blast didn't say was a real bummer man. We were singing and dancing having a good time when bomb the whole fucking place blew up. Sources inside Pakistan didn't claim this was the work of the band religious group.
Nobody loves me boo boo. A website thought to have links to a person who may have sold a member of the band group a bicycle said God is great. He loves to party. He told me a strap this bond to yourself and blow some people up.
It's a blast. Local law enforcement haven't released the description of God or a reasonable argument that proves his existence. However, they didn't release this statement saying God has been behind a number of these attacks recently. Anybody with proof of his existence or knowledge of his whereabouts should call us in confidence.
And now the weather on Earth the northern hemisphere is no warmer than it has been for 1200 years. The weather for the last 100 years represents a period of unparalleled warmth and levels of greenhouse gases are now higher than they have been for 650,000 years. Have a nice weekend.
Themes in this episode
Analysis essay
This episode sits in the week when George W. Bush publicly claimed that intelligence agencies had stopped a 2002 al-Qaeda plan to fly a hijacked plane into Los Angeles’s tallest tower. In Britain, Siôn Jenkins was cleared after a third trial failed to convict him for the 1997 murder of his foster daughter Billie-Jo Jenkins, while the government was moving toward scrapping or rebuilding the widely criticised Child Support Agency. The Iraq occupation also remained a running scandal: reconstruction was vastly over budget, basic services were worse than expected, and oil production had not delivered the self-financing fantasy sold by war advocates. Pakistan’s suicide bombing closes the bulletin with the era’s constant background noise of post-9/11 violence.
Deek’s main parody is of terror politics as theatre. Bush’s “foiled plot” becomes a sales pitch for surveillance, detention, rendition, and torture, with Homeland Security sliding openly into “Fatherland” and the CIA into “Gestapo.” The joke is not subtle: he is saying the War on Terror has borrowed fascist methods while still calling itself freedom. The Billie-Jo Jenkins item attacks tabloid crime coverage, especially the way murder becomes lurid entertainment for bored viewers. The fake website name turns fear itself into the product. The Child Support Agency segment mocks New Labour bureaucracy and market ideology by imagining children forced to become tiny entrepreneurs under a “Department of life and profits.”
The recurring FKN worldview is anti-authoritarian and anti-war: governments manufacture terror panic, then use it to justify stripping rights; Iraq is proof that imperial promises collapse into profiteering and rubble; the media turns death into spectacle. The NWO/Illuminati line appears directly here, but less as a detailed conspiracy than as a crude shorthand for elite predation: fear distracts the public while powerful people make money.