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“British man Mr Entwistle to face murder charges in USA obsessed media supplies horrific details coming up. sets to be the new trial of the century again and again.”
“British man accused of murder and USA will get fair trial followed by swift execution.”
“Three years for Nelson Mandela and the bombs of the ANC.”
“Today, how would the revolutionaries of the American War of Independence be described?”
“Black people Asians Iraqis Afghans die in their dozens every day but who gives a fuck really?”
Transcript
Un urges closure of Guantanamo Bay America says make us you Toothless international talking shop Abu gariep and bessere abuse images too shocking to show ha glorification of terrorism now illegal. Viva la revolution Viva Blair Viva bush. British man accused of murder and USA will get fair trial followed by swift execution. Hello, good evening and welcome.
My name is vaguely moist. Here are tonight's headlines from vide The UN has called on the US to close Guantanamo Bay detention center on human rights grounds. America has strongly defended the use of Guantanamo Bay holiday resort in Cuba for the detention of suspected terrorists. A spokesperson for Guantanamo hotel didn't say our residents love it here.
No really they do. There's so much going on there surfing, singing, dancing, and there's always something to do in the evening dancing the hula wearing coconuts, it's a tropical paradise. We offer our residents spacious accommodation, plenty of activity based entertainment. And of course, their stay will be fully catered with force feeding all you can eat buffets every day.
We haven't been torturing any of the people we've had locked up for four years in a way of dog cage without trial and without charge. The only reason we're keeping them here is if we let them go, every man Jack will be off to the West Bank or Iraq to strap Centex on and give his life for hour in order to fight the evil fascist American regime that locks people up and tortures them to death, death to extremists etc.
Yawn more pictures of the abuse at Abu Ghraib prison have emerged. The pictures come at a time of heightened tension in Iraq. After a video showing British soldiers beating Iraqi protesters was shown around the world. Human rights campaigners have attacked the US and UK Governments over their policies.
A spokesperson for the coalition in Iraq didn't say, I don't know what they're complaining about. They're still alive. We've killed over 100,000 Iraqis, many of them women and children, some of them very slowly. He went on not to add, the people we've actually put in jail are safer than the ones outside.
Probably the most dangerous place for a non captives from Iraq and Afghanistan, or terrorists from any other part of the world is a wedding. We have bombed more wedding parties by accident than any other social gathering. We've been mistakenly killing innocent civilians all over Iraq for 10 years, the ones we just beat up and sexually abused. Those are the lucky ones.
In the UK, a law banning the glorification of terrorism has passed a vote in the House of Commons. From now on, it may be illegal to say Hurrah for Luke Skywalker and the resistance. Come on George Washington get into those red coat bastards. Three years for Nelson Mandela and the bombs of the ANC.
Today, how would the revolutionaries of the American War of Independence be described? Freedom Fighters, protesters, terrorists, freedom loving people everywhere join with me now in taking the oath of freedom. I insert name will bomb kill, shoot fight and rail against any deadly oppression, injustice, threat or harm to me, my family or other human beings. Anyone who does the same shall be venerated, celebrated and glorified by all those who struggle to be free from oppression, torture and unjust killing.
So say us all forever and ever until the end. British man Mr Entwistle to face murder charges in USA obsessed media supplies horrific details coming up. sets to be the new trial of the century again and again. The next installment of our obsession with murder, filling the gap between pop star pedophiles and infanticide by the hired help. Join us for a new weekly daily annual sitcom soap opera of murder as the Entwistle trial fills the void of your mind with horrifying details of white middle class murder.
Black people Asians Iraqis Afghans die in their dozens every day but who gives a fuck really? What we want to know the details of that grisly but sexy White murder because we're just worker bees for the queen of the hive and need not concern ourselves with a real events affecting millions of ants. I mean, people go back to sleep, shut the fuck up and do as you're told. And now the weather.
Greenland's glaciers melting faster than expected. Air temperatures rising and melting, accelerating global sea levels set to rise. Have a nice weekend.
Themes in this episode
Analysis essay
This episode is rooted in mid-February 2006, when a UN report called for the United States to close Guantanamo Bay, arguing that indefinite detention and interrogation practices violated human rights. At the same time, new Abu Ghraib abuse images were circulating, and Britain was dealing with video of UK soldiers beating Iraqi civilians. In Parliament, Tony Blair’s government had pushed through the controversial “glorification of terrorism” offence. The final item refers to Neil Entwistle, the British man accused of murdering his wife and baby daughter in Massachusetts, whose case was becoming a tabloid spectacle on both sides of the Atlantic.
Deek’s Guantanamo bit parodies official euphemism: a torture camp becomes a “holiday resort,” force-feeding becomes an “all you can eat buffet,” and cages become “spacious accommodation.” The joke is that state violence is always wrapped in customer-service language. Abu Ghraib and British abuse footage are treated as symptoms of a larger imperial sadism: the coalition spokesman’s defence is basically that prisoners are lucky because civilians outside prison are being bombed. The wedding-party joke captures a recurring anti-war charge of the era: Western militaries claimed precision and liberation while repeatedly killing civilians.
The terrorism-glorification segment is the sharpest political argument. By invoking Luke Skywalker, George Washington, and Nelson Mandela, Deek attacks the instability of the word “terrorist.” Yesterday’s terrorist can become tomorrow’s founding father or sainted resistance hero, depending on who wins and who writes the law. The recurring FKN themes are everywhere: Bush-Blair hypocrisy, Iraq as moral collapse, torture hidden behind legal language, and media fear-porn. The Entwistle teaser mocks how television news pivots from state crimes to sensational murder, feeding the audience gruesome detail while larger systems escape accountability.