FKN Newz 2006-07-01

Planet Earth totally owned by bankers bend over and take it up the ass. evil people with tanks love to kill especially unarmed sand fingers 50 species a day going extinct humans say it's not enough. In the UK DEBT SLAVERY continues to rise as stupid morons by me being us around the world from v y d i. I'm more than willing, here on tonight's headlines. Planet Earth is now completely owned by banks and private individuals.

There is no land left that does not belong to someone or some institution. From now on every human born on earth is born a slave taking it up the ass and prostituting their life in exchange for a miserable existence. A spokesman for a global bankers didn't say we look forward to fucking the earth's population over for a buck for the rest of eternity. Anyone who wants anything can suck our dick and take it up the ass.

We own everything. So get back to work and shut the fuck up. If you don't like it, you can sleep in the street or move to another planet because this one's taken. Earth will now be dug up and set fire to in a massive industrial process designed to make shit.

You will then eat the shit and shit the shit out on the ground where other people with less status than you will pick up the shit and repeat the process. In order to make the landowners more money. You will all pay for the shit you eat, but be paid slightly less for the ship to ship out so that people don't notice they're eating shit. We'll all wear sunglasses that make the ship look like ice cream.

And as a reward for eating shit and being fucked up the ass. You can all listen to fairy stories about a mythical eternal afterlife, where nobody eats shit, and you can all live as you please without a small group of international bankers stabbing your job is the reason for doing this is not some great religious need or sacrifice for God. God does not require us to be rich or to eat shit. We do not need to defend ourselves from hordes of invading aliens and there is no great plan.

We are not building a golden spaceship to explore the galaxies and colonize other worlds. No, the reason we're all doing this is because we're stupid enough to let it happen. That's right, dumb, stupid morons unable to prevent the glory of your existence being hijacked by Nazi bankers from hell. So bend over parked your buttocks and gobble down another mouthful of shit because there is no escape.

And this is the only way somewhere in the world, evil people with tanks love killing and they're really rather good at it. Lowly mega peasants with rocks and stones are no match for tanks and planes so they die in their droves. Yes, somewhere in the world.

Today, people with less status than us are being shot shelled, bombed and strapped, herded into unviable parts of the planet so nicer people with more status and better weapons could lord it over them and pretend they're doing them a favor. A spokesman for big tank owner said, as we all know, having the power and military mind to do things to other people is really great. And it feels fantastic. You get a great sense of self righteousness and all the best bits of the planet to live on.

Those lonely landless peasants should have got better weapons together like North Korea, then we wouldn't fuck with them. I think there's a lesson here for us all buy better guns and you'll be all right, because if you don't, we're coming around with our boys. Somewhere in the world, scientists have announced that life on Earth is experiencing the biggest mass extinction since the dinosaurs 65 million years ago.

Deforestation that overfishing Of The Seas is causing 50 species a day to go extinct. A spokesman for NASA humanity said the survival of humans is the only thing that matters. Well, maybe some pigs and chickens too, but not much else. At the end of the day, humans are worth much more than insects or trees.

So who gives a fuck anyway, most of the extinct species are bugs, flowers and fish or other little creatures that I don't care about. The Universe obviously created humans to destroy things and be as selfish as possible. So let's dig up some more of the planet and make some money so we can all enjoy eating our ship till the end of time. Amen.

Brothers and sisters, I do believe that's what God had in mind, an eternity of destruction and killing so few people can be a bit richer. Yes, the universe has exceeded itself in the creation of humans and nothing else matters. In the UK, personal debt has risen to an average of 15,000 pounds per person, not including mortgages, insuring a large population of slaves well into the next century, as global consumers accept a lifetime of servitude to the money machine and exchange for something with a plug on a shiny new car or a holiday encrypt.

A spokesman for the international banking conspiracy that lends to us all with an iron fist didn't say it's good that people sell their future to us. We wouldn't want them running a boat with nothing to do and no purpose in life much better that they desire useless things and spend their life paying for them. especially for us. Now I'm saying sport football is said to be the most interesting thing in your life.

Business destroying the planet for money continues. And now the weather, the planets fucked. It's your fault and it's getting worse. Have a nice weekend.