FKN Newz 2006-07-15
Transcript
World War four starts in Middle East. Israel declares war on everything. Mapquest three extradited to hell by Satan himself. In the UK no one guilty in Menendez shoot to kill killing Kill Kill us around the world from vy di I'm rough and ready.
Here are tonight's headlines Israel today declared war on the entire world. President Obama didn't say the following in an official announcement not televised today. No country is safe. You are all harboring terrorists or anti Semites or supporters of terrorists or sinners.
The Lord's told me so himself think smaller, slower. We will not stand by idle while there are people in the world who don't like us. Take note all you other countries and religions. We are the Jewish state of Israel, nobody fucks with us.
We spent the last 50 years building up the largest arsenal of nuclear weapons in the Middle East. Now we are armed to the teeth and dangerous nobody can stop us now. We're going to take over the world, the world they tell you. As the g8 summit in St.
Petersburg, President Bush didn't have this to say about the Israeli declaration of war on the entire world. Oh, well. We owe the Jewish bankers of the world so much money, it would be foolish of us to be interfering. I'm sure the American people will happily work for the next 30 years to pay off the deficit aren't $763 billion whilst ignoring the brutality and disproportionate use of force by this aggressive fanatical religious regime?
Yes, I am. Russian President Mr. Putin didn't say well, we don't owe the Jewish bankers of the world any money and we have lots of lovely oil and gas which is going up in price every time somebody gets blown up in the Middle East so we don't really give a fuck. Go for it Israel blow up some insignificant, poorly armed people if you like.
It's not our problem. Tony Blair prime idiot of Britain released a statement through his spokesperson, President Bush it said Tony's with me all the way on this. I'm sure all of the people of Britain are too. In fact, you're going to help the FAI wage that fanatical religious regimes war with the blood of your own people, because that's what Jesus would do.
And his dad God, He wants more killing as well. Long live irrational religious beliefs and military industrial machines dying with peace, freedom and mutual understanding, think slavery slavery in America. The NatWest three have been extradited to hell. Free bankers.
I'm sorry that should be bankers from the NatWest bank in the UK have been extradited to hell. I mean, America. It follows a controversial extradition procedure instigated by Satan IV in America. It is claimed the three men are all guilty of sinning I mean, embezzlement.
No evidence was presented at their extradition hearing and the procedure was carried out under the terms of a new treaty designed to streamline the process of fucking people up the ass. As a result of this new treaty, which America hasn't even ratified, anyone suspected of not liking America will be shipped off to Guantanamo Bay for an extended Caribbean holiday. Something we can all look forward to.
In the UK, the Crown Prosecution Service has ruled out bringing murder or manslaughter charges over the shooting of John Charles domainname Jesuit at Stockwell tube station. The 27 year old electrician was shot seven times in the head by anti terror officers at the tube station in South London after being mistaken for a fanatical religious regime. I mean suicide bomber. In a statement never to be released, the Crown Prosecution Service said look.
it was a bloody foreign Ernie looked a bit dodgy show he shot him Tough luck is whinging family should count themselves lucky we don't shoot some of them for embarrassing us about the CCTV footage that disappeared, or the chain of command cockup. We can't be held responsible for every innocent civilian we kill that wouldn't be fair. The Army killed loads of people in Afghanistan today and nobody's going to jail for that a what do you think this is some kind of democracy?
This interviews over no fuck off before we shoot you as well. sport football said to be the only thing of interest in your entire life. Business fucking the planet over for a buck continues. And now the weather. Plans fucked.
It's your fault, and it's getting worse. Our nice weekend.
Themes in this episode
Analysis essay
This episode is set during the July 2006 Israel-Hezbollah war, which erupted after Hezbollah captured Israeli soldiers and Israel launched major attacks on Lebanon. Deek exaggerates this into “Israel declares war on the entire world,” turning Israeli self-defence rhetoric into religious-military megalomania. The G8 summit in St. Petersburg provides the international stage: Bush, Putin, and Blair are imagined not as peace brokers but as cynical managers of debt, oil, alliance, and war. The result is a global order where civilian casualties in Lebanon or Palestine are acceptable because they happen to the weak.
The NatWest Three item refers to the British bankers extradited to the United States over Enron-related fraud charges. Deek frames America as “hell” and the extradition treaty as another asymmetric power arrangement: Britain complies, America has not fully reciprocated, and legal safeguards disappear in the name of efficiency. The Jean Charles de Menezes segment returns to Britain’s War on Terror panic. After police shot him at Stockwell in 2005, the decision not to bring murder or manslaughter charges becomes, for Deek, proof that state killing is protected by procedure.
Recurring FKN themes are especially concentrated here: Israel as a militarized religious state, America as empire, Britain as obedient junior partner, oil price cynicism, banker power, and anti-terror law as a machine for removing rights. The episode links foreign bombing, extradition, and police shooting as one system: when power says “security,” ordinary people can be bombed, shipped away, or shot in the head, and nobody important is guilty.