FKN Newz 2006-06-10

well oiled us murder machine kills alza cow a US species of Shell discovered on Gaza beach g8 in Russia discuss energy prices and oil blackmail. World Cup starts no casualties so far. Use around the world from v y D D D D I. I am deeply hurt.

Here are tonight's headlines. Our top story tonight, a US military operation has killed al Zarqawi leader of an insurgent cell in Iraq. A spokesman for US military didn't say we are a lean, mean killing machine and nobody should be in any doubt. We can reach out and kill anybody anywhere.

Anytime you went on not to see people who don't like what we're doing can fuck off and die. Anyone who disagrees with us or fights against us is a terrorist and it is our duty to kill them, even if it means killing some other people, women, children, innocent bystanders, etc. Also cattle it was an evil man who killed people he didn't like just like we do. I mean, not like us at all.

We the American military only kill people who have disagreed with us, I mean, fought against us or threatened us or who we think might be making weapons of mass distraction or who might one day think about making a weapon that could be sent via air mail or email to an American somewhere? Or let's say you like America, but one day you think those Americans they're just a bunch of Rancors then it's our duty to kill you evil terrorist motherfucker.

So watch out okay. A search of the destroyed safe house where the al Qaeda leader was killed, yielded a massive cache of arms. One M 16 rifle Made in America, three grenades and several ak 40. Sevens Made in Russia.

This awesome arsenal of weapons would have been used to spread death and terror in Iraq and around the world. US military spokesman Major General William Caldwell didn't say unlike our weapons, which nobody's afraid of because they're lovely, cuddly weapons. The military revealed that Al Zarqawi was alive after to 500 pound bombs were dropped on his hideout. Though he could barely speak and died shortly after from a shot to the head, I mean his injuries.

in Palestine, a brand new species of shells has been discovered on a beach in Gaza. The shell was found on Friday by a family of seven enjoying a little sun and surf. The shell has some very interesting properties, said this witness. I was just out for the day.

Discovering this area with a few friends. We heard some loud explosions. As soon as we heard this, we ran towards the area where the shell landed. There were people laying on the ground, badly injured crying.

Their remains scattered along the beach. Three children were there too with deep cuts in their head. One girl was just screaming crying out for a father. It was a terrible scene with blood everywhere.

We could see an Israeli gunship in the middle of the sea so we knew what had happened. Israel's military has ordered a halt to strikes on Gaza while it conducts an investigation. An army spokesman said Israel regrets any harm to innocent civilians. We are targeting Palestinian militants, who via rockets from the Gaza strip at the Jewish state going on not to say we stole this state land fair and square from a population powerless to prevent us.

They should accept their fate and stop fighting us. Our superior military and giant concrete wall will soon have them pinned down and locked up so we can enjoy our stolen land in peace. God save Israel and long lived the state of fear our army is creating fake slobber slobber slobber. In Russia, finance ministers from the g8 are meeting to discuss energy prices.

Concerns about the high energy prices and security of energy supplies are top of the agenda. A spokesman for the g8 didn't say the international conspiracy I mean community must come together to debate the underlying reasons. For us continuing to get very rich by exploiting the people and resources of planet Earth. The g8 ministers will aim to tackle the issues that could undermine global growth, such as concerns that rising inflation will prompt central banks to increase depression rates, I mean interest rates, but one of the most serious concerns is energy. questions are being asked whether sources of oil and gas are secure.

And whether the high price of oil about $70 a barrel is a threat to world police I mean peace. It is of the utmost importance that we the big countries continue to be rich, and that our people stay selfish and do not become concerned about the fate of the world's natural resources, indigenous people or the 50 species a day of other life forms our economic rape of the planet is killing. We must ensure our population remains afraid and insecure, fearing for the well being of their children and the cost of health Days and motorcars.

They must not realize that spending your one and only life on Earth slaving away for money is pointless and absurd, nor must they develop the feelings of empathy or sympathy for the billions of people living in poverty and squalor so that they may enjoy a pizza, a beer and a new telly. For these and many other reasons, new energy technologies must be ignored and expensive oil and gas continue to be used to poison the earth and fuck over the people.

Amen. Brothers and sisters. More on that story later. In Germany, the World War cup gets underway, and we can look forward to crowds showering minority players with racial insults.

Large numbers of people all over the world getting worked up about a bit of the planet, their parents can see them on. fuming and Frothing about their country creating a culture of nationalism that will help keep humans divided and conquered by the evil fascist corporation that rules over us all with an iron fist. shouting abuse and letting feelings of hatred well up inside them to be exploited at a later date when your leaders require you to kill other human beings.

Business News Nine exploitation of the planet continues for money, sport football set to become more interesting in your life. And though the weather some of America's leading climate scientists claim they've been censored and gagged by President Bush, scientists claim that when Bush came to power, his administration selected advice which argued global warming was not a result of human activities.

And the phenomenon could be natural. For five or 10 years, the public has not been fully informed. And if we continue down this path, we're going to be past the point which we can avoid really large climate changes. If he could suppress it, they would, if they couldn't, they would ignore it, and if they could edit it, they would edit it.

Have a nice weekend.