FKN Newz 2007-04-13

Hello sheep to the slaughter. Welcome to the fucking news. I'm neither here nor there with us top stories tonight in a revelation which has stumped the world and use NET seven video exclusive shows the future leader of the world and current head of the secret government in waiting. addressing the people on earth from a post apocalyptic future coming to a reality near you, the video seems to have been prepared in advance of the coming nuclear Armageddon for a global audience of survivors.

The message of the video is stock, behave or die. Judge for yourself, the authenticity and horror of the forthcoming nightmare lands for us by the evil fascist corporation that rules over a zone and an iron fist. As we exclusively premiere this astounding film, Hello people of Earth. My name is or don't know, Monday, but you may call me as president.

I come before you with a message of fascism and tyranny. I mean, hope and freedom is plain to see from the death, destruction and chaos of the world today that the old order has succeeded in taking your freedoms from you, I mean, failed to protect your freedoms, too many nations competing, too much disagreement and hostility between them. Nationalism and the clash of religion and culture have bought us nothing but business and profits.

I mean, war and terror. We, the survivors of this apocalyptic passage of human history must salvage what we can with guns to our heads, I mean, hope and vigor, and establish the New World Order. From amidst the flames of the old. It is regrettable that so many sheep had to be slaughtered there.

I mean, people had to die. If it's any consolation, the Ranga Tang and the giant panda have been saved from extinction. Now with so few consumers, I mean humans left alive, we can look forward to a peaceful stable period of business now, I mean history. Join with me now in a short prayer to the one and only true God, forsaking all others under penalty of death or banishment to the northern hemisphere, henceforth to be known as an irradiated nuclear wasteland.

adopting as we do the new prayer position for new god with both of our hands raised above our heads, a prayer to the new God who created all things our blessings Lord, Buddha, Jesus, crystal therapy, new Hage, Muhammad Jehovah. of the Church of compulsory consumerism. Our Father, who art rebuilding the disruptive economic slavery, which ruined the planet once already, hallowed be thy name, under penalty of death, as mentioned, blah, blah, blah, Thy kingdom come again and again, as long as there are stupid fuckers to let it happen and let them get away with it.

Thy will be done as previously mentioned, under penalty of death or transportation to the radiated nuclear northern hemisphere. Give us today our daily bread free when you purchase any other special offer item, forgive us our sins. unless you want to ship us off to Guantanamo and torture us which is also okay under international law now that we have that special interpretation of the Geneva Convention, the Geneva Convention and forgive us our sins.

as we forgive those who have sinned against this unless they be unbelievers in boo Jesus Hoba in which case it's okay to kill them. Lead us not into temptation, lest it be the impulse items on aisle seven, but deliver us from evil which the New World Order will be exclusively responsible for identifying For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, not mine, nor shall it ever be. And it might be better if I never imagined it could forever and ever.

Our souls I mean, amen. And now people are you will be returned to your normal programming. Well, there you have it, viewers a sneak peek into the future, a future where the sheep like population of Earth marches blindly into nuclear slaughter, enabling a few fantastically wealthy families along with his Rothschild. Mr.

Morgan majesty, there's the Battenberg Nice of you to join us to rule absolutely over a defeated depleted and demoralized human population herded into the southern hemisphere and kept like cattle for the use of the elites. If you don't like it and you're looking for a fight, don't bother you're outgunned and poorly organized. this difference will only get you shot quicker. The only way to avoid this calamitous future this fascist rule this evil of the elite is Stop fucking shopping.

That's all it's not complicated. Stop buying shit you don't need at least Buckers will dry up and blow away without a shot. What are they going to do marches done to the car showrooms at gunpoint. Now pick one and sign up for easy payments.

I don't know. So they go through the beamer or or the mark, pick one now. Okay, I'll go for the mark. Chill out.

No, that ain't gonna happen. So want to change the world? Don't buy a fucking plasma screen I say again, avoid a future of Nazi tyranny and don't buy a plasma screen. Ooh, but what about the jobs and the economy?

Deke? Who's gonna talk to us who that my job I have no identity, who's going to create the wealth? Who I'm scared? Where's the man with second?

Where's my job? Where's my cage? If you can't imagine coming together with other humans to look after your needs, you are the zombie of my nightmares. Thanks.

And now the weather. Thanks. And now the weather. The planet sparked.

It's your fault and it's getting worse. Have a nice weekend.