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Tony Blair says Good luck to you all as he resigns you'll need it because that country's Phox hope not Saint Benedict the 16th visits the Planet's BIGGEST medieval mumbo jumbo voodoo religious cult in Brazil. Queen meets Bush, Bush winks at Queen green dips below jump to Bush. I mean, I'd look Welcome to the fucking news. I'm frequently absent.

Here are the headlines tonight, Tony liar. I mean, Tony Bush, Tony Blair stepped down as poodle of the fascist American government this week, and will also cease to be Prime Minister of Great Britain. In an event widely expected Mr. Blair gave a farewell speech at his home constituency of Sedgefield in which he didn't say Ah, you gormless gullible fuckers.

I've had my pinkie nose in the trough for 10 years and I'm leaving ut are pathetic lives of economic slavery. I will become super rich helping big business siphon off taxpayers money well you pay more to be governed and have less control than ever before. Why was crap at representing the people of this land? I handed you all over to big business left right and center a new let me do it.

I've nearly bankrupt the health service helping forces into privatization. I kept the unelected House of Lords were inbred Nazi aristocrats rule you like them peasant you are I didn't repeal any of the draconian slavery laws passed by the fascist totally hag Thatcher I took the country to war against its will and based on what Disney intelligence from evil lying idiot Fox. I ordered the invasion of two countries killing innocent men, women and children in large numbers.

Even though there is still no evidence they attacked us at all. I signed blank checks to the nuclear power industry and authorize the next generation of nuclear submarines with no democratic process whatsoever. I allow mumbo jumbo voodoo religious nutters to have even more taxpayers money running schools that teach divisive, irrational nonsense. Alright, suck to George Bush's Dick until satanic black jism shot into my brain convincing me of his evidence and stature.

Then with his demon who's dribbling down my face. I let him ride me so hard his pitch comes out of my mouth. I'm a plan from the middle classes who hijacked your party and took the country so far to the right. We'll have identity cards and satellite tracking before you can say national security.

Tony Blair went on to really say I did what I thought was right for our country. Now there's a telling phrase because you know, while he was bombing Iraq and Afghanistan it wasn't for the good of their country was it we're just going to kill a lot of your Muslim sand peasants till our country's better off it's for our own good you know. I'm just doing what I think is right for my nationalistic white racist poorly educated dimwit fucking population you know?

Yes, he did what he thought was right right wing that is more laws less freedom rich getting richer poor getting poorer, nearly 4 million children in poverty in Britain. It's for its own good. I feel better already. Tory Why are finished his speech by saying good luck not adding your fucking needed we're fighting two wars on the other side of the planet personal debts off the scale in the UK is second only to America for national debt to other countries.

Your future sold out so not the slaves I mean population of Britain will be working for bankers for at least the next 30 years. In Brazil Pope Nancy Benedict the 16th. Today will colonize Brazil's first st. Antonio de Santana galvao While celebrating mass in Sao Paulo during his first ever visit to the world's biggest Catholic country seen by many as an attempt to shore up dwindling support for religion and South America in general and Brazil in particular.

the pope will conduct a Hocus Pocus, mumbo jumbo voodoo ceremony to canonize a new saint. Yes, the Catholic Church Fletcher's church in the world's first congregation through its banking on the Vatican owner of 25% of all world's gold bullion. The Vatican has large investments with the Rothschilds of Britain, France and America. The Hambros bank, the Credit Suisse in London and Zurich, in the United States has large investments in the Manhattan Bank Chase Manhattan Bank, First National Bank of New York Bankers Trust Company and others.

The Vatican has billions of shares in the most powerful international corporations such as Gulf Oil shale, General Motors, Bethlem, steel, General Electric International Business Machines, TWA excetera, conservative estimate these amounted to more than $500 million in the USA alone. The Catholic Church is the most formidable stockbroker in the world. The Vatican treasurer of solid gold has been estimated by the United Nations World magazine to imagine several billion dollars when two that is added all the real estate, property stocks and shares abroad.

The staggering accumulation of wealth of the Catholic church becomes so formidable as To defy and a rational assessment. The Catholic Church is the biggest financial power wealth accumulator property owner in existence. She is a greater possessor of material riches than any other single institution, corporations bank, Jane trust, government or state of the whole globe. The Pope consequently is the richest individual of the 21st century and no one can realistically assess how much he is worth getting into heaven is gonna be a bit of a problem.

Pope Nancy Benedict, gee, you sure could do a lot of good work with that money. I mean, if doing good was your intention, you'd have that poverty and suffering thing all worked out by now, wouldn't ya? And all those aids infected African Catholics dying for the ones of some expensive copy with medicine you'd fix that wouldn't? Yeah, I mean, if the relief of suffering is what you're really all about.

More on that story later, in America, the imaginary Queen finished off our state visit to America by meeting President Bush and having a state banquet. During a ceremony at the White House imaginary President Bush winked Queen licked his lips and said, Whoa, Mama, you're a foxy lady. And want to jump in the hot tub with me. We can swap stories about inherited wealth and privilege.

Yeah, I'm getting warm just thinking about it. Maybe you could give me a great PR blow job right here on the lawn. Yeah. Let all those good folks see how much you approved for my war mongering.

Why in evil ways. Come on Your Majesty suck it suck it right here in front of these people. And then millions watching on television. Oh, yeah.

W i will suck your imaginary take for all the world to see, because of your support for the collective dictators of Saudi Arabia, China, Pakistan and many evil religious not as in the State of Israel. Far from spreading democracy. I know deep down, you stand for privilege without an attorney. That's why we have such a special relationship because I'm a Coxsackie Nazi Hall and you're a murdering lying fascist pig, or

I. Banks now the weather. A warm front of complacency has settled over the western world and will remain for some time. Clouds of economic slavery cover much of China and India while the output for the Middle East is unsettled in Africa.

Long spells of poverty, corruption and death will continue to dominate the continent for years to come. Have a nice weekend.