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Unknown Speaker 00:00 buggers children who met priests I mean met children buggered by priests. Many Americans bored to death by suicide bombs and dead brown people. Gordon Brown visits America to meet the future asses.

Unknown Speaker 00:14 You'll have to kiss Hello meaningless sentient beings. Unknown Speaker 00:17 I lost the space.

Here are tonight's headlines. Let's see buggering the floor. Sorry Benedict the church 16 has attacked us sex abuse records, criticizing us bishops for their handling of children, child sex, not saying surveys they were having sex with the children was all wrong. Everybody knows you must got a child from Surya Sosa cannot see your face.

The boat spoke this deep shame about crisis which has caused the US church 2 billion in compensation settlements and votes to work against the recurrence. Not saying free will absolutely not pay out any more compensation to victims of fuckery and abuse. Priests will have to learn how to conceal their abuse or were frozen out of the church. There is no excuse for getting caught anymore.

No birds of mine could describe the pain of the harm inflicted by sexual abuse of minors. And so I have arranged for you to listen to this. Unknown Speaker 01:19 Please, reverend?

I don't want your sausage at my bum. Are you sure God wants me to suck it after roots? I mean, will Satan really kill me and mommy of God sausage doesn't go on my thumb on Unknown Speaker 01:32

firms to bugger and in protect children must continue. What does it mean to speak of child protection? When pornography and violence are enjoyed in so many homes in America today that be in the Catholic Church have a long history in survival for genocide, child abuse, murder for and many other atrocities. And we can tell you a thing or two about claiming to be doing good. fires that same time oppressing people and suppressing dissent.

Yambol by infura Good God, America is becoming quite expert in doing this. I love your whole fear spreading freedom thing, because that's really funny. We have running a book on how long you can keep that going by propping up tyranny in China, Saudi Arabia and Pakistan and helping the Israelis kill all those people out. Yeah, ball.

Anyway, I have to go now to the UN and say something plausible about peace in the Middle East. Like I give a fuck. Over hell no rest for the picket. A suicide attack on a crowd of mourners in Iraq has bored at least 30 people and made many more completely indifferent.

There have been a number of attacks in northern Iraq this week, which have bought more than 50 people across the United States since Tuesday. After the apparent success of the US troop surge and local groups tackling the CIA invented al Qaeda. The number of people tired of hearing about the deaths of insurgent Brian people attacks have been rising over recent months. The monthly figure of people who don't give a fuck rose by 50% in March compared to the previous month.

According to some guy I asked a witness to Thursday's blast told AFP news agency that there's blood everywhere then none of you care. Earlier reports suggested the number of people ambivalent about the deaths of Bryan people in countries far away was as high as 450 million around the world. A spokesperson for arms manufacturers did not say that we're making so much money from all this killing, it's really hard to give a fuck personally.

But we are making some donations to charities who say to give a fuck on our behalf. And on behalf of people in the world. You really could care less about the slaughter of innocent men, women and children, who through no fault of their own happened to be brown and live far away from your television set. More on that story later, British Prime Minister Gordon Brown men bush at the White House on Thursday hoping to put an end to his wife and the fake war on terror.

Sorry, an end to speculation that the relations between the two have weakened under Bush's crazy tenure. There was reportedly tension between Washington and London over Brian's desire to give Bush a good kick in the nuts, I mean, further reduce the size of British forces in southern Iraq. But there were no signs of cracks or bruises on either, as the two leaders demonstrated a clear consensus on tackling international challenges.

Those included stopping Iran from keeping her oil and gas fighting criticism. I mean error isn't ending the complaints about Darfur and the fake political crisis in Zimbabwe. They also promised to work together to counter intelligence assessment of climate change, analysis of the cause of poverty and disease and taking steps to shore up shaky, flaky global economy. Oh yeah.

Gordon Brown held separate meetings with the Democratic presidential hopefuls Berroco Bhama and Hillary Clinton and met with presumptive Republican nominee John McCain sizing up all of their assets for when they are the assets he must kiss. Gordon Brown didn't say this as he knelt before them. That's probably why and I'll definitely be kissing one of them and stuffing time notes into their juice strength while they do a special lap dance in my face called that middle eastern squat.

Let's call the squat because even if you don't like it, that squat you can do although I've had that Chinese squat, the Olympic squat and the economy squat. I can't stall the ass I could not fuck off and watch the telly you irrelevant landless peasant Foxman. We're about to show a slave squat. And now the weather bundles of cash pouring into America from Vatican coffers, causing a temporary lull in buggery of choirboys followed by a quiet period of rent boy of yours.

Mountains of dead brown people building up pressure on the conscience of the free world, but ultimately fizzling out by the weekend with no one caring it's all by them and look next week. Finally irrelevant British politicians obscured by other events and eventually overcome by a big fat ass sitting in his face while he mumbled something about the ethical foreign policy. Have a nice weekend.