FKN Newz 2008-05-01

Unknown Speaker 00:00 Fake economy still fakes as Federal Reserve fakers mission still being accomplished as carrier heads for golf in the UK local elections marred by people voting Hello Rockefellers, bitches. Welcome to the funding news. I'm Boris.

Here are tonight's headlines. The world's de facto central bank, the Federal Reserve reduced interest for the seventh time and seven months yesterday. In a nonstick growing inflation fears. The Fed said it will be necessary to continue to monitor inflation developments carefully going on not to say if this were a game of Monopoly, you'd be asking us where the money came from now to keep all you consumers rolling the dice and paying the rent.

If you look around the back, we've got a factory full of printing presses churning this shit out night and day. Many of you will no doubt be receiving your retards checks, I mean rebate checks in the post suit. The billions that this rebate pumps into the economy and the lower interest rates will both serve to keep inflation down. Wait a minute, though.

Lower interest rates and increased money supply, make inflation go up. And rising oil prices increase the price of just about everything. You know, sometimes I wonder if I know what the fuck I'm talking about? Oh, well, chances are you don't.

So let's turn the music up, print some more money and send for the lap dancers. It's party time in America. Have ya been a related story hundreds of millions of Americans have been found imprisoned in a small financial cellar underneath their country. The people were lured into the dungeon in 1913 with a promise of price stability.

Once there they were changed to a private money supply rate doubled their gold and silver and told they all be poor forever if they tried to escape or reintroduce a currency linked to a precious metal. their abuser. A small group of wealthy bankers have now confessed to fathering many fake financial crises over the years and using their position of influence to abuse economies of other countries, including the economic rape of Africa.

The financial dungeon only came to light recently when some Americans woke up to find their country massively in debt to unelected and undemocratic regimes all over the world. These same countries were making billions from the hapless Americans as they were bending over and taking it up the ass at the pumps with profits from gas prices going straight into the pockets of Saudi kings and Russian mafia hula law.

or trauma psychologists bought into help Americans deal with waking up in the real world have spoken of the incredible confusion of Americans upon release. Here's our medical expert, Dr. Mike Ultra Bell, it seems that Americans thought it was perfectly natural to pay someone for the privilege of using worthless pieces of paper for money. They were mostly ignorant of any alternative and the fewer and fewer of them ever stopped to think about the real value of anything.

As long as the football was on the TV and the gas and the burgers for cheap. See didn't care at all. But then prices started to rise, and other people began to laugh at some dollar set became confused and miserable. Since coupled with a neurological damage caused by having to believe all that rubbish about 911 led to the breakdown and awakening received today.

With many years of special care. We hope Americans will someday be able to live in some real world, but not for a while yet. More on that story later, America has dispatched a second aircraft carrier group to the Gulf. ROBERT GATES the defense secretary says deployment of two aircraft carrier battle group in the Gulf was a reminder to Turan of us determination to start world war three.

I mean, defend its interests in the region. The move comes five years to the day that Iraq was incorporated into the global financial network and President Bush gave his famous Mission Accomplished speech fucking news were given exclusive access aboard the carrier as President Bush reprise that theme in a morale boosting talk to the troops. My fellow myopic humans, major combat operations are about to begin, or at least continue to fight in the Gulf region.

New intelligence has come to light about Iran's dastardly plans to sell its oil in yen and euros instead of dollars, becoming the first country in the world not to accept dollars for hydrocarbon sales. As from yesterday. This provocative terrorist action cannot go unpunished. I mean, unanswered.

The American people need oil to be sold in dollars to prop up our fake economy maintain our position as wanker Reserve bankers of the world. Our media will be with you every step of the way, telling the world around as a terrorist nation, preparing to develop weapons of mass destruction to use against peaceful nations of the West, especially the ones here in the Gil 1000s of miles from home. occupying Iraq and Afghanistan peacefully for peaceful purposes, with our ships and submarines bristle ified with nuclear weapons.

why anyone can see we're just peacefully going about our business attacking countries of strategic interest to my family's oil business and Dick Cheney's friends in Israel. This door would be easy to sell to the sleepwalking consumer zombies of America and Europe since they bought it last time. We still have the script lying around. In closing I would just like to say it's been an honor to order you to kill mostly innocent people.

Remember the mission is still being accomplished. Thank you. God fuck you ran and love lives the fatherland USA. USA.

USA. USA. USA. USA.

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In the UK, local Unknown Speaker 06:21 elections in England and Wales have been marred by controversy and allegations of voters actually turning out to vote. In some places queues of actual voters have been seen at polling stations waiting to really vote for someone.

Many people are dismayed by the behavior of these voters as they claim they only legitimize the behavior of the people who get elected, petty officious many network types who go on to implement unpopular local taxes. The worst thing is how much they cost us claim one anti democracy protester outside a polling station. These people are useless to the point of obsolescence. Most of what they do could be done better for less money.

The council tax is just robbery and these people are the fucking robbers. Many people have complained about the new refuse collection procedures, saying they've been forced into the proxy employment to recycle excess packaging on products they buy at supermarkets. One man in England was recently arrested and charged with putting too much rubbish in his bucket to pro democracy. campaigners say if the bits the price we have to pay for supermarkets making so much money.

We should be glad our supermarkets are so profitable and proud of our British way of life. subservient. toadying peasant like behavior, the sort of thing that makes our masters happy. Long live the Queen and the delicate fragrance of her reproductive juices, wafting over the country and making us all behave like the insignificant insects we are, Your Majesty. Unknown Speaker 07:49 Thanks.

Unknown Speaker 07:50 And now for the weather. The planets bucks. It's your fault, and it's getting worse.

Join me next week to see if anything's changed.