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“ABC and NBC and PBS and CVC.”
“It's GTA machine shifts into overdrive?”
“What surprised that the president of America should believe in God?”
“And this was American funded maybe is that possible?”
“And CNN have been reporting the bush wasn't going to win California, but Fox News is going to go out on a limb and say that George W.”
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Unknown Speaker 00:02 Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt this program to bring you Unknown Speaker 00:14 ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt this program to bring you important
Unknown Speaker 00:24 Hello landless peasants. Welcome to no news is good news, the topical news quiz from the makers of the fucking news on tonight's show for the old world order, I'm joined by Bob Hawke musician and professional cynic. Hello, Bob.
How are you feeling particularly cynical tonight? No. Okay. And for the New World Order, I'm joined by AUGHH host and admin of the info underground.com.
Is that right org? Unknown Speaker 00:53 That's correct. Welcome.
Thanks for having me on. Unknown Speaker 00:56 You're welcome. And what can we expect to find if we go to the info underground.com
Unknown Speaker 01:03 Well, not what you see on TV says kind of an alternative alternative site for we like to talk about certain subjects that most people miss, like micro financing and stuff like that. Unknown Speaker 01:17 World finance a subject very dear to my wallet.
Okay, well without further ado, we'll press on with the show. And for those of you unfamiliar with our format, my commiserations however, stay with us as we embark on a journey into the vaguely familiar with our first round called no that news. I'll I'll read a number of words from a new story five points if you get it in one word, and none if I have to tell you and Bob, you can go first. Do you know this news, sermons?
Unknown Speaker 01:52 No, church should get rid of them all. Unknown Speaker 01:58 Speaks.
Unknown Speaker 02:00 Someday a church speaks a sermon. That's Barack Obama believes in God. He plans on being the president of America.
Unknown Speaker 02:09 What surprised that the president of America should believe in God? Unknown Speaker 02:12 Does he believe in fairies
Unknown Speaker 02:14 although it's not actually about Barack Obama or a Unknown Speaker 02:17 sailboat is a preacher who thinks that 911 was an inside job.
Unknown Speaker 02:21 It is indeed the full the full news headline is Obama's ex pastor speaks out on church sermons the Reverend Jeremiah Wright has said the black church has been subjected to attacks and the white church yes the black Unknown Speaker 02:37 church do the white churches as well.
Unknown Speaker 02:39 Apparently maybe you get you get rainbow churches in one sermon as you say right said the US had bought September the 11th on itself and that America's chickens are coming home to roost Tabata Unknown Speaker 02:52 if wrong.
Unknown Speaker 02:54 I'd know the pay too much. If you asked me however much they paid. Org your starter for fun.
Do you know this news? Overdrive. Unknown Speaker 03:09 Ship.
Shipping overdrive, no. Unknown Speaker 03:14 Shifts in overdrive machine shifts overdrive. Unknown Speaker 03:20
Are we talking about oil production or something? Unknown Speaker 03:23 Keep going. Okay, not quite.
It's GTA machine shifts into overdrive? No. Okay. It's the news that the world's most violent video game, Grand Theft.
Unknown Speaker 03:43 grand a year I was actually I read about in the Swiss paper this morning. And they were saying that the sellers of the software are going to be supervised to make sure that they didn't sell it to underage people. Unknown Speaker 03:57
I believe that Unknown Speaker 03:59 it's just a different name and friends that didn't ring a bell. But see, they have a different name.
And I did read about that. So I missed that. Unknown Speaker 04:07 I liked violent video games.
And when I'm sitting down at the news, and they're telling me about rape, murder, and carnage and slaughter, I often wish I was playing a violent video game instead of watching the news. Unknown Speaker 04:21 fight back. That'd be great.
Unknown Speaker 04:23 Yeah, I'd get a shot. Unknown Speaker 04:26 Because you actually get a shot in I
Unknown Speaker 04:27 mean, maybe that's the point joining the TA they'll have you in Iraq within three months. Unknown Speaker 04:32 The Territorial Army Do you have part time armies in Switzerland dog?
Unknown Speaker 04:41 Well, I'm not Swiss. So I don't do the army north. There is a professional army than most Swiss guys up to a certain age have to do a few weeks training every year.
Obviously there are people that don't do the army but maybe outside of some of the cities but uh there's there are are a lot of Swiss males and females that have done the army is Unknown Speaker 05:03 unlucky for them. I don't know if you know, but in a previous
Unknown Speaker 05:08 I hear stories as a buddy of mine, he's a plumber. And he goes for three weeks every year because it's a fork in holidays. He's the chef.
So he goes, all he does all day is go do the shopping for, you know, 10 or 12 buddies. That's all he does, is do the shopping. And they have a great time they get to go and drink lots of beer. They don't do any work.
They all get big and fat like the German soldiers, you know, the been reporting that the German soldiers are putting on weight and whatever, because they're not really fighting any enemy. I would suggest sending them over to Palestine and helping the Palestinians funding fighting off the idea. Unknown Speaker 05:45 Yeah, they'd get thin pretty quick in Palestine.
Because not not so much to eat out there. Unknown Speaker 05:50 But course you should send the Unknown Speaker 05:52
embargoes when can get the food in? Yeah, Unknown Speaker 05:55 Palestinians should
Unknown Speaker 05:58 refuse your red diet. Unknown Speaker 05:59 We're seeing the Palestinians should hire the German army to take on those dailies.
Previously, there's a bit of previous there. There is there is celebrity deathmatch Unknown Speaker 06:11 I would like to see in the one corner.
And in the other corner, the Israeli iavm about Grand Theft Auto in a previous version, people were upset that there was a secret sex scene in it. I don't know. Did you hear of that controversy? Unknown Speaker 06:27
I've heard about it. Unknown Speaker 06:29 When it was, it was a hack. You had to know the passwords and press the buttons in the right combination, a bit like real sex really?
Before you could see the scene of the pimp having sex with one of his hookers. And there was a lot of controversy about this, which I thought was quite odd considering that in the rest of the game, you can beat hookers to bloody death with baseball bats. And nobody seemed to be complaining about that. But
Unknown Speaker 06:54 maybe it was the hooker was me crack house or something. It was a special crack house. Unknown Speaker 06:59
Yeah. She's so talented. Look at her. She can sing other people's songs and snort crack all
Unknown Speaker 07:04 day. Yeah, interesting character. Unknown Speaker 07:08
And so with the scores, whatever they are, we'll move on to our next round, which is going on not to say where contestants finish a news story with what might have been on the minds of the person speaking, although we'll never know for sure, and argue can go first with this round. Here's your announcement and if you could follow it with what you think they were seeing or what they went on, not to say.
Here we go. Police acquitted over New York shooting. A judge in New York has acquitted three police officers who shot dead an unarmed man hours before his wedding. The officers fired 50 rounds at the unarmed man.
The judge said the people have not proved beyond a reasonable doubt that each defendant was not justified in firing the judge said going on not to say Unknown Speaker 08:02 even though this was a travesty of justice, we are part of the system. You are nobody.
We wear masks and we will shoot people. Unknown Speaker 08:10 Yeah, watch out niggles were armed to the teeth. And
Unknown Speaker 08:16 just black cable everybody the New World Order. You see all these balloons, you see them all over. They're sending their training other countries, soldiers and other in other countries, especially send them all to Americans and have lots and lots of lots of different problems putting on ski masks and whatever so that these people don't care when you get a box in the face from one of these goons.
And then you know, it's too late. Unknown Speaker 08:42 Yet there's no stopping them. You'd have thought that the Rodney King case I know it's going back a little the Rodney King case.
Unknown Speaker 08:50 Maybe I mean maybe one of these bullets was you know the found you know the three guys shot and 50 times and found an extra bullet that you know the other cops put on the scene. And that puts into doubt that maybe one of them didn't fire. That's right.
And the cops have to pick them they're part of the system. The government are allowed to eavesdrops on everybody the police did is obviously different. How can you have a police state? If the cops can just shoot black people are you know Irish people are you know, anybody?
Minister? Unknown Speaker 09:24 Yeah. Unknown Speaker 09:28
Very good training. You know, another few or another 10 or 20 years of this and that is good as the North Koreans. Unknown Speaker 09:35 Absolutely.
You've got to protect your police. Unknown Speaker 09:38 Well, the police Unknown Speaker 09:40
who police's the police, nobody because we don't want anybody to police the police. Unknown Speaker 09:45 Well, can you guns with a firearm that you could try a 50 shots between freedom? Unknown Speaker 09:49
Well, they may have had to stop and reload reload is Yeah. There was no rush. The guy wasn't going anywhere. I don't understand that.
Let me You know, he wasn't moving, you know? Unknown Speaker 10:03 Okay, this goes back, you know, we just added a little bit a little bit of truth into the show. The Brazilian guy, which I'm not so sure what he was doing on 772 1005.
I was wondering what bullet killed him in the head wasn't the second one, the fourth one, the fifth one, the seventh? Or was that the one on the shoulder blade? Unknown Speaker 10:25 Well, I haven't had some experience with handguns.
I would say the first bullet that smashes through your skull and explodes in your brain is probably the killer. But yeah, you'd want to make sure if you were kneeling on somebody with your mates blasting away at their skull, we'd need a few more bullets just to be on the safe side. Just in case, just in case, and I take no risks. Protesters out there, you know, duck, duck and cover, as they used to say in the nuclear war.
Bob, here's your incomplete thoughts. What do you think the person speaking might have been going on not to say, Cuban President Raul Castro has said he will raise state pensions by up to 20% and increase wages for judges and court employees. The Communist Youth newspaper, you went to Rebby, they reported Castro as saying the pension rises were recompense for those who have dedicated a great part of their lives to working and who remain firm in defense of socialism going on not to say,
Unknown Speaker 11:28 Here's your reward for working in the fields for 50 years. 50 quid a week, Unknown Speaker 11:34 or whatever that amounts to.
I thought he might have been going on to say we're gonna start locking lots of people up soon and I need you judges Unknown Speaker 11:41 give him some we've got an Illumina present there's too many homosexuals Unknown Speaker 11:43
easy questions. Unknown Speaker 11:47 Too many outlets, homosexuals and people who say they may Fidel because he's an evil fucker. Unknown Speaker 11:52
Feel free to jump in? Or what do you think he might have been going on to see Unknown Speaker 11:57 I think he's a definitely pay time to pay off the judges.
Please send his comments a cube I mean, to just give them the mobile phones have opened up the network means the internet is coming. Cubans are far from dummies. People like to think your Castro Castro Castro had some top class world renowned AI hospitals within their pawns with eyes. Very, very popular.
A lot of communists went there from the communists, you know, that so called movement called communism, ya know, it's not that, you know, everyone is equal. It's, it was a scam to get all the middle class into communism, and bring them down to the poor people. It was a great scam. This started at the beginning of the century in Russia.
So I don't know, there's a lot to come from Cuba. I mean, people can do basically anything, they can, they can put a few toilet bowls together, and they can flow over to America over to Miami. And you know, if they make it to the beach, I must, it must be a great job, the American coast guard's sitting there watching these guys paddle 22 miles across, in, in, in whatever toilet seats or whatever they come across and, and just have fun.
But we'll let this guy get another 100 feet and then with bosses, watch him grow a bit more narrow failures and negative lands, you go back to Cuba, Unknown Speaker 13:22 the thing I never got about communism being a lazy dropout was the idea that everybody should own the means of production. I don't want that to be a means of production personally.
I mean, if somebody else wants a means of production, you know, feel free but I myself don't want to produce or own the means of production of anything. That's just me. I'm just a lazy hippie drop out. But
Unknown Speaker 13:43 I think if you're onto something that no we've we've spoken about and you're reading the forums are well aware of the political situation at the moment that a lot of countries are going to war for Israel. World War Three could be around the corner if they don't poison us with their food and the atmosphere and, and the fright that we might have either. I don't know whether when I was younger told me we're going to there's going to be a global freeze and we freeze their asses off.
Then we're gonna burn our asses off of global warming, which mad Unknown Speaker 14:15 scientists to believe Unknown Speaker 14:19
whatever algorithm and he won, he won an Oscar. Yeah, he's trustworthy. Unknown Speaker 14:24 I trust him implicitly and I'm reaching to my wallet to pay my taxes per million.
Yeah. Okay, and so, with the scores again, wherever they are. We'll move on to our next round the tricky luckily unluckily round, where contestants attempt to reverse the spin of a story countering each other's lucky scenario with a suitably unlucky one. All here's a positive story for you.
Can you turn the story around and make it into a negative story? US consumers are due to receive tax tax rebates totaling more than $100 billion from Monday as part of a plan, which President George Bush says will encourage spending and stimulate the economy. The initiative aimed at some 117 million US homes, we'll see 600 million being paid, uh, sorry, $600 being paid to individuals and married couples will get $1,200.
Unknown Speaker 15:24 But as from previous donations from the government to fool the American people, a lot of people are going to take this money, the $600 or the $1,200. And they're not going to invest in in the real world. They're going to hoard it, because they know what's coming.
Bloody bad year, and they're gonna keep the money. So basically, Bush and his cronies up at the Federal Reserve. Now his cronies, he's a crony of the Federal Reserve are just giving a donation. It's a good, happy, happy feeling for everybody.
But the problem is really bad. Unknown Speaker 15:59 Yeah, it's like your birthday isn't it's like getting a check from your granny. Hey, it was $600.
And I think most people would probably put it in their petrol tank when Unknown Speaker 16:08 there's hardly any money whatsoever. I
Unknown Speaker 16:10 think we might have to send it to to Washington at the moment, as we see 1000s Hundreds and 1000s of trucks now hundreds of 1000s but hundreds and 1000s of trucks in Washington as we speak, going on about the price of gasoline, Unknown Speaker 16:25 they should be so lucky to be paying, what is it three or $4 a gallon?
We're paying $10 A gallon here. You were gonna set it up. Unknown Speaker 16:35 But then we then sorry, it's carrying on Yeah.
But then again, we're not paying $3 trillion and $3 trillion for a war for Israel. In the Middle East. Britain has participated enough shame on you. I'm gonna How much does this cost the British?
Oh, as a secret. Unknown Speaker 16:54 It's a secret. But we've got
Unknown Speaker 16:56 secrets. I love secret. I heard a secret today.
The Bank of England are going to bail out the British banks for 50 billion quid $100 billion. Yep. And there's a gag order, even in 30 years from now the British populace will not be able to find out who got what, how, when, how and whatever. You will not this is a new law and they're going to give away 50 billion.
And he can talk about it. We never know I mean, is what is going on in the UK a complete scam. Now I'll pass it over. I'm sure you can make a good spin out of that one.
Unknown Speaker 17:42 And Bob luckily enough, Unknown Speaker 17:45 lucky enough.
There's plenty people out there who still don't have a mortgage who will gladly take that 50 billion pounds and repay it the hallways. Unknown Speaker 17:53 Yeah, we've got plenty of people in debt in this country. They're used to being in debt.
They like being in debt, you know where you are, with a good monthly repayment over Unknown Speaker 18:00 50 billion. You can learn the owed till about 350
Unknown Speaker 18:05 billion pounds for the bankers not to a books plan where it gives British people free money. That means they're not even considering it that in the UK, that's America how bad to try to bribe what was the number of reported D 117. Men hold them to the bribery.
It's unbelievable. Scale world scale on Well, let's send me some nuts and dig so let's send everybody some money. Well, I Unknown Speaker 18:36
don't want to if it means I have to bend over and take it up the ass which is the way I look at it. The American people. They're being given $600 like some expensive hookah here or darlin. Do you do kinky stuff?
Like you know, a trillion dollar debt or I don't know if I could do that I'm Unknown Speaker 18:51 most particularly Unknown Speaker 18:53
not on the fourth day for it. Unknown Speaker 18:56 And so moving on, Bob, here's your Unlucky Story. Can you turn this around to a much more positive story? and Israeli tank shell slammed into a Palestinian home in Gaza killing four children under six years old and their mother.
The family was eating breakfast when the explosion occurred. It has been reported that the incident could torpedo efforts for a ceasefire. Luckily enough Unknown Speaker 19:21
luckily enough nobody's interested in a ceasefire. It's not good for business in D. Thomas do as really similar. Okay, let's be nice.
We'd have not a complaint against them. They'll just be another bunch of women tech, Muslim fucking religious, not us. Unknown Speaker 19:38 And what would the Israelis do without someone to use to demonize and terrorize their own people org
Unknown Speaker 19:45 nor they've done very well. They finance Hamas at the beginning to be doing very well. Israel wants peace.
Israel wants a piece of Jordan a piece of Syria. A piece of Iraq. It's just you know, it must be a Lost in Translation in that's the name of the movie between the piece of an earpiece that I like is in a long lasting, living with our neighbors. Very good story I was reading today about the 100 Jews that live in Syria.
The was 3400 3300 left one to many Israel or the United States. And the celebrated Passover weekend last weekend, which is good at the only surviving synagogue in Syria. These people have been there for hundreds and 1000s of years, lived in peace until you have this fanatical movement in some parts of Judaism. The duel don't want to make pizza or supremists There's not the how can they make?
How can they make peace with goyim with cattle? Unknown Speaker 20:48 Indeed, it's nice to know how you're viewed. And that is indeed how these certain extremist believers in the Jewish faith you people who haven't been circumcised, like
Unknown Speaker 21:01 certain people notice the tendency to say all Jews, I'm saying a certain small cabal of super elite criminal elitist, but Jewish, Unknown Speaker 21:13 you'd be passed off as well.
Some Unknown Speaker 21:18 families that one Israel families Unknown Speaker 21:21
is that the problem over the Naga foreskin and they're all really pissed off, Unknown Speaker 21:25 I think it would leave us a deep scar. Unknown Speaker 21:30
And stuff I really didn't give a monkey's dollops do that. So Unknown Speaker 21:34 I don't believe our circumcise their children.
They disrupt the labia off a woman. Some of them do that. Perhaps a similarly small but extreme number. Very unpleasant.
And luckily for those people who live in these places where bits of them are cut Unknown Speaker 21:50 this do that because most men are shot lovers anyway. So then the women have never no
Unknown Speaker 21:55 one called Jews, it's to be careful. The one called Jews, that's a new term, as you recall, maybe Hebrews or Israelites, or something, or two is only a couple of centuries old. And it says protect protect particular topic, you have to be careful about not anything.
Think about what you're saying. It's not all Jews. And when you're talking biblically, we're talking about Hebrews, which brings me on to Jake, if I can if I can ask a question. What What, what are the chosen people?
Who are the chosen people? If I if I asked if I asked most people except my our hostile body over there and insists on the English? Who would you say? Are the chosen people?
And why Unknown Speaker 22:43 the ones that are good in goals? Unknown Speaker 22:45
No, no, no, I'm not talking about you as dictate. What would you think a normal person would think that term chosen people? Who does that apply to what for? and for what reason? Well, I
Unknown Speaker 22:57 would hope that a fairly well balanced person would go there aren't any chosen people. There's just people. Surely the Earth has human beings on it.
And those human beings are here because of the evolution of human beings on earth. And nobody chose them for anything. Unknown Speaker 23:12 Imagine a joke so he was the special one.
Unknown Speaker 23:15 Yeah, he was the special one, but I think he was anointing himself. Unknown Speaker 23:20 Well, Jesus did that.
Unknown Speaker 23:24 There's a lot of things you can do to yourself and anointing is just one of them. I don't think I don't like the idea of an elite. I certainly don't like the idea of an elite that proclaim themselves that's because you're not gonna put perhaps it perhaps if they've chosen me I might have led to completely depends
Unknown Speaker 23:42 where you've been born. It does, you know, kind of imagine Prince William, the new head of the New World Order telling his mum fuck off. Sorry, I'm going to be a plumber.
Unknown Speaker 23:53 No, as the Buddhists say demons must be demons and we must all follow our own path in life. What do you think of the chosen ones? Or do you think there is such a thing?
Unknown Speaker 24:04 Your Yes, definitely. But that leads me to another question. From from my growing up, it was the Jews not I believe I just did what they told me I should believe, you know, I grew up in a society that to tell you, this is what you you know, you go to school, you know, you learn but you're writing.
really looking at what they're trying to propaganda, they're trying to force down your throat, but the chosen people were the Jews. But when I started to look into this, the extremists in the world tend those tendencies to go back to certain groups. And from my reading of, of sarin, the Bible, the biblical times the Bible is written in the Bible that the Jews are the Hebrews, because more specific, were the chosen people.
But now that I know in 2008, that 90% of Jews are from Kazarian rush Yeah. Do you convert to being a Jew and become a chosen person? Or it's you know, it's a magic trick or something in the eighth century? So yeah, is the reason people
Unknown Speaker 25:13 can I join the chosen people just before Armageddon or the end of the world? Unknown Speaker 25:18 You know what I mean?
Can you pay an extra tax or something and get because Unknown Speaker 25:25 I was wondering, it would be nice if there was an application form online, you know, that would make that would streamline it for me. And with that thought, we will move on how about
Unknown Speaker 25:36 you just put your thumb to the screen on your computer screen and as Unknown Speaker 25:40 I'm doing that as we speak, such as the power of suggestion
Unknown Speaker 25:50 so far, I've received no message saying I've been chosen for anything. However, I live in hope. And so now are missing words round with headlines this week taken from the BBC News, where I'll read out a headline with some missing words or a missing word.
And we can all guess it's an open round just jump in if you have any suggestions at all as to what the missing word or words may be. Here we go. Dozens killed in Baghdad Unknown Speaker 26:20
avalanche Unknown Speaker 26:23 bingo hall. Unknown Speaker 26:28
Back that barely does a club Unknown Speaker 26:31 in the future food cure a un cure something? Unknown Speaker 26:35
Yeah, in the green zone, although it wasn't. In fact, the headlines dozens killed in Baghdad clashes that well known peaceful country where peace has broken out again. Although many people still die. Dozens killed in Baghdad.
Shelling rocks to the green zone as a sandstorm blanketed Baghdad on Sunday. US commanders Yes, Unknown Speaker 26:59 I heard about that that the Samsung going on so the Americans couldn't fire up their helicopter gunships?
Yeah. And all the other barons have of rockets. Yes, I did hear that one. Yes.
Unknown Speaker 27:10 nice of them to get a window of opportunity there. Here's our next headline. Free Tibet flags.
What in China Unknown Speaker 27:18 for everybody? Unknown Speaker 27:21
Because of that he Unknown Speaker 27:23 just waved in the face is Unknown Speaker 27:25
China it's all belong to China. Now we come and take over the whole world. We own America give us money to fight war. Unknown Speaker 27:33
It's all true. The actual headline is Free Tibet flags made in China they'll do anything for a buck Yeah, the story is Free Tibet flags being made in a factory in China were seized Unknown Speaker 27:46 when we free them with no much going for the banned flags.
Unknown Speaker 27:50 Now there were many there were many more than three here's our next headline Austrian engineer something incest and kidnap Unknown Speaker 28:04 one guy just mentioned that one indeed but
Unknown Speaker 28:06 what would the missing words be in the headline Austrian engineer something something incest and kidnap have a Unknown Speaker 28:13 great 24 years of incest and kidnapping.
Unknown Speaker 28:18 Austrian engineer quite likes incest and kidnapped Unknown Speaker 28:22 possibly possibly maybe you know maybe he was on special medication.
Nobody is waiting. Maybe we'll find out that is there's a lot more people involved and it's another money scam. Unknown Speaker 28:37 It would have been very ironic if he turned out to be a prison guard and then you could sort of see was taking his work home with them.
Okay, our next headline unless you have more suggestions Bob. Our next headline opposition something in Zimbabwe Unknown Speaker 28:55 what well, opposition
Unknown Speaker 28:58 that's in the wrong order that word but yeah. Opposition something in Zimbabwe. Opposition useless
Unknown Speaker 29:09 that's the whole Africa you have done Unknown Speaker 29:12 what they've no opposition now that this useless at what democracy just long
Unknown Speaker 29:18 position and McGarvey joined forces, and it's all been a sham. People bought as big joke on the people. They can vote all the bloody like, cheat steal, borrow by pinch anything.
Ly goes for all countries. We had it in America. Now we have it in Zimbabwe. They're kind of showing how good American isn't.
Example. The people who are one way and we give television gives another result, but we're even better than you. We don't give results. Screw you.
Unknown Speaker 29:53 Sound like Robert Mugabe. Not a blue suit. No, I want the conditions.
It looks like a gem of an English football associate. Should you know when he's announcing that he's keeping an election for himself? Yes. In the gym of the Cricket Board?
Are the minds English? Unknown Speaker 30:08 Haven't we got a cheek complaining about a country that's had an election and it's not quite what we think it should be when we're doing business when Saudi Arabia Pakistan and China had elections Oh, and America Unknown Speaker 30:22
election was fair because that was George Bush's brother Kevin the votes and there will never be says no, no, that's not fair. He got his campaign manager they couldn't have voice and that was okay. Unknown Speaker 30:32 Indeed, the the actual word missing was reunite.
Opposition reunites in Zimbabwe took them long enough, didn't the opposition have all joined together into Zimbabwe and a united front to oppose my Gabby's election fiddle to grow some Unknown Speaker 30:46 food so they're not starving to death? Unknown Speaker 30:49
So you have to ask questions here. I can't be here, Robert that's ruining the country. He has, he's dressed up with his beautiful suit on every time you know, Gucci suit every time I see him on television to change colors or grade or creams or black or pens. Who are holding up this this economy for a while reasons.
What natural resources do they have enough that they haven't told us? Who wants Robert Mugabe? Or maybe is Robert Mugabe speaking up against the New World? Or the JW or whatever you want to call it?
I wonder? Unknown Speaker 31:27 No, it's been burned by the Chinese. And it is directly pass off the brush.
It's just a game. They couldn't give a fuck. Unknown Speaker 31:34 The Chinese are shipping him lots of Kalashnikov bullets.
Unknown Speaker 31:37 It wasn't apparently just sent back. Apparently they'll send back. China won't like that they might retaliate against Gavin.
And he taken tons of armaments, and he didn't take them. He's a terrorist. He's an international terrorist. So
Unknown Speaker 31:52 the moon knocked them places to shoot. Unknown Speaker 31:55 Well, I was gonna say Do you think I mean, I don't know how international arms deals are done.
But do you think they've got a credit deal? Did he have to pay up front? Is it 50% down on your Kalashnikovs and the rest? You know, once you've used someone, you know, how's
Unknown Speaker 32:09 he doing? He pays you pay something upfront, I presume, assembled as soon as fucking not? Or are?
Could this possibly be propaganda and it wasn't for him? It was for an opposition force that are arriving in there. And all of a sudden the American and Israeli interests show up. Is that possible?
Well, Sky News just said, we can report that we have to go to Johannesburg and we stay in South Africa because we can't report and yet the left the other channel Al Jazeera in and they're broadcasting all sorts of propaganda. Unknown Speaker 32:47 Imagine if these bullets were for the opposition, the opposition have united, they're handing out the Kalashnikovs to the Chinese are supplying the bullets.
And soon the country will be under the rule of a New Democratic Party bankrolled by China ready to ship out the zinc deposits on the next tanker? Unknown Speaker 33:04 How about Mugabe didn't put any put zero down. He bought it on credit, paid for by the Zionist American warmongers.
Both they put down a certain percentage. And China as China does shut up. China did deliver. China tried to do a job and deliver 83 tons of armaments baby to this uniting, uniting faction as you call the deke.
And this was American funded maybe is that possible? Unknown Speaker 33:37 I guess it's all possible in that hazy crazy world of international finance in arms deals where you know what a what a board game that would make wouldn't roll the dice. Or
Unknown Speaker 33:50 me or you're talking about Grand Theft Auto they should join grand theft. Enron. Unknown Speaker 33:54
Grand Theft, Enron. grand grand theft, Kenya, Grand Theft Mozambique. Okay, our final runs Unknown Speaker 34:04 coming to a country near you very soon, the same grand theft in the near us soon.
Unknown Speaker 34:10 Grand Theft. All of you. Are final round is the answer round, where I give the answer.
And each of our contestants have to guess the question or make one up? Any question will do as long as the answer could be this. So just jump in. It's another open round.
If you can come up with a question to which the answer is mortars and machine gunfire Unknown Speaker 34:36 are very good for Hamas. Because then they can keep this Israeli war going.
And Israel can get more billions from the USA and then we can blame Iran and we can finally get World War Three going both. Unknown Speaker 34:50 So would that be the question? What do you need to get World War Three going? mortars and machine gun?
Unknown Speaker 34:56 Students who graduate the WhatsApp up as our American students who graduated from university celebrate with mortar and machine guns, Unknown Speaker 35:06 they could certainly legal to buy that stuff over there.
My my question in the right kind of zone would be how was the president of Afghanistan greeted at a recent rally in the capital of Unknown Speaker 35:22 Kabul, on special offer. And as though this week, there was
Unknown Speaker 35:25 a special a Taliban assassination attempt against Afghan President Hamid Karzai underscores the need for United States to win to win the war in Afghanistan Unknown Speaker 35:35 can't be any Taliban left
Unknown Speaker 35:37 their old Taliban, every single person in Afghanistan, if they do something naughty, suddenly is transformed into the Taliban, millions of them. Much like everyone in Iraq is in Al Qaeda. They just don't know it.
But as soon as they do something bad, they're instantly in Al Qaeda. Unknown Speaker 35:57 Like to put us in groups, they like to put us in groups divide and conquer, divide and conquer. The show to us nonstop on television
Unknown Speaker 36:06 can now be in the Queen's group. Because he's going crazy. Unknown Speaker 36:10
You have to marry in because obviously, you've got no blue blood. Unknown Speaker 36:15 Well, I can pull out with your ugly faces. Unknown Speaker 36:18
Yeah, you're right. Org, they do like to put us in groups. And it helps when you're reporting the news to make things as easy as possible for people to understand even if it's not true, I like the way they say they say things like thought to have links to which is utterly meaningless. And they say on the news all the time, a group of people thought to have links to al Qaeda, the Taliban Hamas insert your word of preference for that particular news story.
And then everybody goes away, goes away with the impression that actually that was the Taliban, or that was Al Qaeda. Just a little bit of auto suggestion. Unknown Speaker 36:59 I was reading a story today, on the Times Online, an article from several, several weeks ago about about Adolf Eichmann, this Nazi that the roll over to Israel, and they prosecute him and Martin and kill them.
And there's a story then goes that the Times has written about that, in fact, Eichmann had left had kept a hospital full of Jewish people alive in Berlin, up until the end of the war, and there was over 800 survivors. And it's not that you can check that go to your favorite research engine check. I was looking at the comments. And one day put down, this guy needs to look at Schindler's List, because then ignore the depravity of the Nazis.
Yeah, Schindler's List is a work of fiction. Unknown Speaker 37:51 We're getting our history from American movies now. From Jewish
Unknown Speaker 37:55 right. And Hollywood, is shocking, that most people think that Schindler's List is an actual real thing. This came out and it was a book when it was first came out came out as fiction is conflict.
It's like the last book about dancing with running with wolves. There was a he was named in French, I forget the name in English, about this girl that wasn't even Jewish and she wasn't in the Holocaust. And she made up the whole story. But these people have been teaching has been translated into 18 languages or 19 languages.
And this book is based on a complete lie was has been pushed by the mainstream media. Where are the three of us tonight don't come from the instead of being you're watching TV, we're out. Deke is out in his shed his green shed and I'm in my little computer room and says you're going from but we're not watching the mainstream media because they bring us down. Unknown Speaker 38:55
They should be telling us I'm Frank so spin the water front on the deck. Jeff. Shipman was a real person. Unknown Speaker 39:03
Well, I didn't know. I had no information. It Unknown Speaker 39:07
was. It was about six three Irish book. Unknown Speaker 39:10 I think you're thinking of the goalkeeper for some European football team.
Another headline and our last headline for this evening. Sorry, our last answer to which we're looking for a question is popular vote. Unknown Speaker 39:28 Who needs pop?
Who needs it? Unknown Speaker 39:31 Who doesn't need it? Unknown Speaker 39:33
Not the next American said what would Unknown Speaker 39:35 politicians invent? No,
Unknown Speaker 39:37 we're not going to have it. We're not going to have it. Unknown Speaker 39:39
The next American president who win with only 20% of the popular vote, Unknown Speaker 39:45 or less 1% of some evangelical Christian sect will probably swing it. Unknown Speaker 39:50
Yeah, but why why bother have our own Fox News and just change? What's going on in California? Well, actually, we're now Following that a George W. Bush has won California.
And he looks like that. ABC and NBC and PBS and CVC. And CNN have been reporting the bush wasn't going to win California, but Fox News is going to go out on a limb and say that George W. Bush, idiot, Bush has won California.
Unknown Speaker 40:26 Let's not even count it. Then if Fox News. Good enough for me.
Unknown Speaker 40:31 That stuff. I mean, isn't Zimbabwe is great. We now have 15 techniques on television. screw up your mind.
But come and vote for us. Because it makes good headlines. If you don't come and vote, we will now come in and we're going to torture you don't like to torture people. So come vote or don't vote.
We are going to come out we are going to charge her you Unknown Speaker 40:58 don't vote or run for office. I've stopped taking part in the democratic process because it is utterly a sham.
It's not an anyway, what's so good about democracy democracy actually means rule of the mob. Unknown Speaker 41:13 Did you hear tonight's News? Unknown Speaker 41:18
Zero 1% 50.01% Is democracy. I agree. It's a bullshit. I don't know what the proper system is.
But it says bullshit Unknown Speaker 41:25 that just said in Britain today that for the next general election, there aren't people to bring photo ID to vote for the first time. Yeah, consider them as an auction.
That's how they get you. Unknown Speaker 41:37 You're a voter. Yeah, we've got your picture.
Unknown Speaker 41:42 If you're a voter you're also a taxpayer because they got their number. No, it always works out there. Make sure to get all the people that paid taxes, because you all owe us because we provide shit services.
The tube stations don't work. And we can call charity drills and we can make shit up and the airport now we're gonna face can you iris scans in the UK coming up this summer. So yeah, had a hard time getting on that 20 pound flight to Barcelona. Well, fuck you.
We're gonna add three hours to your flight. Unknown Speaker 42:14 You can get through an iris scan by smoking four or five huge bongs before the scan your eyes. Unknown Speaker 42:20
So they'll never be able to identify you unless you Unknown Speaker 42:25 become a terrorist. You don't have the bones before you got on the plane.
Unknown Speaker 42:30 Your retirement flight and flight manifestos and stuff like that. Let's not forget 3000 Innocent people that were murdered and slaughtered on the day of 911 2001. How about showing us some details from the black boxes?
I'm not talking about African people. I'm talking about the technical details of the black boxes that were confiscated. Yeah. How about some flight manifestos with 19 Arab names on it?
And why not stop fucking lying to us? Unknown Speaker 43:00 That is the very first question or point that I raised with believers because people who don't believe have become known as truthers, for some reason, I don't know but that's just the way it is. So there are people who don't believe in a calling for truth or 911 and then there are the believers of the official version whenever I meet one I asked them tell me from the beginning how these people did it to begin with.
how did they get how did they get on the aeroplane with no tickets without appearing on the check in cameras without appearing on the passenger manifest? And also can you explain how five or six of them are still alive? It just doesn't gel Unknown Speaker 43:41
then we're lucky Unknown Speaker 43:45 before getting into building seven and Unknown Speaker 43:48
let's start at the beginning just Unknown Speaker 43:51 simple simple shows the flight manifests and shows the black box because there hasn't been another plane that I'm aware of that might have been one that fell in the sea or something and they haven't located the black box or something else that's possible but any major explosion even the the Israeli planes full of chemicals that crashed in the Amsterdam apartments many years ago 10 or 12 years ago they found the black box I mean these things are indestructible you'll always find something and no let's let's let's go find WMD somewhere else because it's more fun.
And we can spend more money on the on the military, industrial and WMD sounds better than people paying people jumping out of the of the buildings people imagine. I'm not so sure of the number I think it's 11 and I could be wrong. The jumped from 100 floors up innocent victims of these crazy bastard war mongering. I don't know what you call these people.
And 911 was knocked on by 19 Arabs it was a an international criminal elite using Mossad and different groups and they're all involved. Then again, Israel sponsors, our spies and all the electronics into America to do all the bidding for telephone companies. The backdoors in the multiple as disaster scenarios for for NORAD snore, added, the more the name, wider planes were the first day to spend back in gazillions of dollars over the last 60 years to build up the American Navy and Air Air Corps and all the supersonic jets and the air fifteens and have been very busy.
Under one day in history, they weren't available, or maybe completed Pearl Harbor. That's how they got into the war for false flag operation, and there are nowhere to be seen. I tell you Unknown Speaker 46:01
I want my money back if I were the American people several trillion dollars for our irrigation system. Will you stop there getting the 608 is a small refund. We fucked up in Unknown Speaker 46:13
in Iraq, but we're still going into Iran. Syria is a piece a piece of all of these places, and we killed 3000 people, and we're $9.347 trillion in debt. But here's $600 have an ice cream. It's full of toxic shooters right?
Unknown Speaker 46:31 To China, Japan. Just tell ya Unknown Speaker 46:38
the other mugs for Glendon as Oh, Unknown Speaker 46:40 are they gonna do repossess America, I think they might work all your Chinese Unknown Speaker 46:43
rubbish, Unknown Speaker 46:45 repossess of white repossessor just do what the Israelis are doing to the big fucking wall around a big a big wall around, let's leave a little entry from Canada and from Mexico and build up a big wall and have have it as the prison capital of the world. Or people are serving prison time in the United States than in all other countries of the world.
America is 5% of the world population. But the prison population built up on bad education bad food. oversupply of CIA drugs have gone back, the Rothschilds and whatever America is really a melting pot. And as I said on my show last night, I'm on the TI Tru the Chilean the info on the ground I've come American Falls, we're all in trouble. So now the Europeans spent more time in power, having these three Israeli Forster, Zionist cryptos, whatever you want to call them running on Jewish money, one of them will be the next President of the United States.
And one of these idiots are blamed for starting a Syria war on Iran more because they have the executive order. Congress doesn't even need to vote for wars anymore. The president can give a piece of paper to one of his cronies, and they can go to war and people aren't even said Yeah, but should the Congress didn't really struggle to know they didn't. They were drafted a 591 page Patriot Act several hours after and after 911.
We're given 20 minutes to sign the bill. Now, how the hell can you read 590 pages? Unknown Speaker 48:27 It's the democratic process.
Except it's not it's it's the process of tyranny and fascism. Unknown Speaker 48:37 Thank you gangster process you signed or we killed and a couple of guys didn't want the sign. What happened?
They got Antrax military quality us made from from from Detroit for Detroit. And track send a five people died from the anthrax poisoning known as multiple attacks. Before on and after 911 and people are wondering maybe space beams brought the weapon brought the buildings down. I love that one.
The space beams? Yes, maybe there was maybe there was no planes and maybe we should believe the government are kind of at fault but they had no place they have hologram Unknown Speaker 49:21 it was the shape shifting alien holographic projection from the other dimension.
And nothing to do with the wealthy bankers with the real physical bodies here on Earth. For a buck? Absolutely. Unknown Speaker 49:34
They're absolutely innocent. Larry Silverstein was absolutely lucky. He just played the lottery and he was just a lucky person. What can I say?
Unknown Speaker 49:43 What are the odds on that happy note with the description of America as the world's biggest prison camp soon to be soon to be getting a new governor in the shape of a wealthy banking backed, Unknown Speaker 49:56 elitist.
John counter already. Unknown Speaker 49:59 You Escape From America. A new film coming, coming,
Unknown Speaker 50:05 dad. No, no, no, no, no. That's not a new movie.
That's an old movie I seen when I was a kid escaped from America. It was Escape from New York man. Maybe it was. Maybe it should be escaped from America.
Maybe you're writing. Unknown Speaker 50:18 It's good advice if you can, if you're lucky enough to be able to get out of America Unknown Speaker 50:24
said that a couple of months ago, I said on my show, I thought I foresee a time in 10 to 20 years. And between now and 1020 years, that Europe will have an influx of Americans that are going to leave the police state I absolutely believe that we will see more and more Americans leaving America Unknown Speaker 50:43 and hopefully in 100 years time we can look forward to groovy filmmakers producing epic movies about how some worthy souls helped Americans escaped from tyranny.
Perhaps Maslowski is less and this might be a good time to bring the show to a close and having a look. Having a look over my notes, it looks like all you are tonight's winner. So congratulations. And $600 check from the American president is not on its way to you.
Just the kudos of winning. commiserations to Bob Hawke and it just remains to say good night and thank you to both of my guests to OG from the info underground. Unknown Speaker 51:25 Absolutely no problem. Pleasure being on
Unknown Speaker 51:28 and to Bob Hawke, by and as normal. I'm going to play you out with a little tune from the circus fantasticness thanks for listening and we'll see you next time this has been no news is good news. Unknown Speaker 52:49
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Themes in this episode
Analysis essay
This 28 April 2008 episode is less a normal FKN bulletin than a panel-game parody, built around the real headlines of the day. The two obvious stories are Reverend Jeremiah Wright’s return to the front pages during Barack Obama’s campaign and the release panic around Grand Theft Auto IV. Wright, Obama’s former pastor, was then giving high-profile interviews and speeches, including his National Press Club appearance on 28 April, reviving controversy over sermons about race, empire, and 9/11. The GTA story catches the moral-panic cycle around violent video games as GTA IV launched, with retailers, regulators, parents, and media commentators worrying about underage sales and cultural corruption.
The format parodies British radio news quizzes—especially the cozy, clever “topical panel show” model—by replacing polite wit with conspiracy-site banter, class contempt, and absurd clue games. “No news is good news” sounds like a Radio 4 title, but the teams are “Old World Order” versus “New World Order,” and the guests are not mainstream comedians but cynics and alternative-media figures. Deek’s fake host voice turns news literacy into a guessing game: headlines are reduced to trigger words like “sermons” and “overdrive,” exposing how media stories become branded fragments.
Recurring FKN themes appear in softer, more conversational form. Religion is treated as delusion and political theater; Obama’s candidacy is filtered through God-talk, race, and imperial blowback. The “9/11 inside job” reference links Wright’s “chickens coming home to roost” controversy to FKN’s conspiratorial anti-war universe. GTA allows Deek to mock corporate entertainment and official hypocrisy: simulated violence is scandalous, while real state violence, finance, and empire remain normalized. The episode’s structure itself says the news is now entertainment, quiz show, propaganda, and nervous laughter.