FKN Newz 2006-04-28
Transcript
International stories strikes fear and creates problem and closable fascist solutions sways sheep like masses. In the UK useless lying politicians keep their jobs and laugh in your face. Bombs and guns kill people all over the planet. Evil fuckwits go on making more use around the world from vy di I'm deadly serious.
Here are tonight's headlines. International story Fear Fear Fear Fear the story we tell of evil things happening somewhere that might happen to you for your the possibility or likelihood and outside chats be afraid of the theoretical future that not happened but could happen then when you're scared enough consider an extreme solution proposed by murdering corrupt fascists who wish the mind raping planning to continue. ignore your questions and desire to know more or at least enough to develop an informed opinion.
Swim with the current except the tide of bullshit creeping up the beach of your mind and eroding your defenses until you two are convinced the only solution to problems in the worlds community are killing and oppression from who knows what. Somewhere in the worlds tonight dangerous stocks the news programs of the planet. nuclear holocaust, nuclear terror, nuclear skin cream, nuclear nuclear nuclear repetitive shooting of provocative Orwellian tale Iran is our enemy they always have been our enemy Big Brother is watching you.
War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is strength. More on that story later in the UK useless politicians failed to do their jobs properly shag their secretaries ruin our institutions with politically motivated change and cost the taxpayer millions squandering our money looking after the interests of big business lying repeatedly by omission spin half truth, spin and omission lies and deception. bluster and conceit mark their every step as they laugh raucously in the face of the voter, pissing on their concerns and ignoring their calls for resignation.
Their leaders lacking in integrity, honesty and responsibility smirk and sneer at media questions about their performance and the expectations of the public. A janitor or bus driver or pilot or nurse all expected to do their job properly or lose it not so for politicians, seven inept, inefficient intransigent self serving egomaniacs who consider themselves untouchable beyond reach above the law. but with nothing beneath them, murdering people from other countries men, women and children, torturing dissenters oppressing their detractors and burying the truth.
These are our leaders in the rest of the world, bombs and guns killed people all over the planet. In a shocking revelation and an exclusive video news scoop. Tonight we can reveal the shocking truth about guns and bombs.
They kill people. Yes, that's right. Guns of all kinds are deadly and sower bombs. People all over the world who have died from wounds and injuries inflicted by these weapons they are we can exclusively reveal tonight.
Very, very dangerous. In the light of these discoveries, one would expect the producers of such deadly objects to cease production immediately. After all, millions of children have been killed or maimed by landmines. Millions of men are dead from bullet wounds or artillery.
Millions of women killed by indiscriminate bombing, hundreds of millions of people's lives brought to an end by these dangerous on natural weapons of mass destruction. But no, we spoke to the makers of bullets, machine guns, missiles, rockets, bombs, landmines, flame throwers, tanks, cluster bombs and other weapons. None of them have any plans to cease production of these killer products. Business they say has never been better sales are up under seems no end in sight to the human desire to kill main destroy and murder. arms manufacturers say with such fertile ground to expand our markets.
There has never been a better time to be in the business of death. And now, the weather. Safe solar activity is expected to continue for at least another 3 billion years. After which depletion of the solar fuel core will increase the sun size, eventually absorbing the earth in its fireable before going supernova.
Have a nice weekend.
Themes in this episode
Analysis essay
This episode is less tied to one narrow headline than to the atmosphere of late April 2006: Iran’s nuclear programme dominated international coverage, Iraq violence continued, and Tony Blair’s government was under domestic pressure from ministerial scandals and administrative failures. Deek turns that news environment into the story itself. The opening “Fear Fear Fear” section parodies the machinery of television news: vague threats, hypothetical futures, repeated keywords, and the movement from anxiety to authoritarian “solutions.” Iran becomes the Orwellian enemy of the week, with “nuclear” repeated until it stops meaning policy and becomes hypnosis.
The second section attacks British political impunity. The target is not just one minister but a whole class: politicians who lie by omission, spin failure into reform, serve business interests, and never face the consequences ordinary workers would face. Deek contrasts nurses, pilots, janitors, and bus drivers—people who can be fired for incompetence—with leaders who can squander money, ruin institutions, torture, bomb, and still smirk through interviews. The fake-newscaster voice becomes a prosecutor’s voice, listing crimes too large for polite journalism to name clearly.
The final weapons segment uses childish obviousness as satire: guns and bombs kill people. By presenting this as a “shocking revelation,” Deek mocks a world that treats arms manufacture as normal commerce while treating the resulting deaths as regrettable accidents. Recurring FKN themes are fully compressed here: fear as social control, Orwellian war propaganda, Iran as manufactured enemy, corrupt politicians, war profiteering, and the absurd respectability of mass killing when it is done by states or defense contractors.