FKN Newz 2006-05-06

Good news for helicopter manufacturers as to are blown up in Iraq and Afghanistan. Good news for oil companies as many secrets of free energy remain hidden. Good news for politicians in the UK as 64% of the people fail to vote us around the world from vy, Di. I'm cautiously optimistic.

Here are tonight's headlines. In Iraq, a helicopter belonging to British troops has been shot down the occupants are all thought to have died in Afghanistan and American helicopter has been destroyed by unknown means, and 10 US soldiers are dead. A spokesman for manufacturers of helicopters didn't say this is great news for us. This is the sort of thing that ensures job security helps us make a profit and allows us to keep our investment in new technology research and development going.

After all, what would be the point of making weapons, guns, bombs, etc. If they didn't need replaced imagine the terrible state of the fake economy if nobody needed to replace their weapons, why we would have to lay off all of our workers, investors would have to find other ways of making money. Many men, women and children would go unkilled or at least unimpressed or intimidated by force. It's events like this needless destruction and killing of human beings that keep our business going.

In these times of economic uncertainty, it would be good if more weapons needed replacement. I urge people all over the world to fight each other with expensive weapons of all sorts so we can make a profit. Please lobby your government to start some kind of armed conflict. Even if it's only a local civil war, every bullet counts.

Of course, if you're American, and you could persuade your country to use some really expensive cruise missiles, jet planes, nuclear bombs that would really help. In closing, I can only say a big thank you to our unknown benefactors who bought down these helicopters, requiring the taxpayers of their respective countries to cough up a couple of million for some more. So remember, fight, kill, destroy and buy your stuff from us.

Rest assured, we will do all we can to keep you fighting. More on that story later. Oil companies all over the world are rejoicing today at the news that free energy secrets are still secret. who it had been feared that increased use of the Internet and rising costs of oil would lead to people discovering the secrets of free energy that have already been discovered by humans on Earth.

as well as the ones reverse engineered from captured alien technology. Only kidding about that bit. Ever since Nikola Tesla discovered the earth is pumping out gigawatts of free energy every second. And all we have to do is tune in governments and energy companies have been trying to keep a lid on that information and the many other sources of free energy.

Many people still bang on about Tesla, but most people don't know who he was or understand what are tuned resonant feedback circuit is. electrolysis of water producing hydrogen and oxygen has been used by nuclear submarines for years, allowing breathing and drinking underwater. The same process produces abundant free energy by burning the hydrogen in the oxygen. But this fact is still thankfully a secret.

Seven years ago Paul Zambo from Cameroon demonstrated on Tomorrow's World in the UK, a cooker made from a cow gas buffalo, a car battery and some old nails. The cooker uses a small electrical source to split water into hydrogen and oxygen gas, which in turn may be burned as fuel for up to a 90% energy costs saving. Thankfully, Paul was killed and his invention suppressed before much of the world caught on.

Last year the American Patent Office disallowed 100 inventions making use of some form of free energy on the grounds that they were against national interest. A spokesperson for the energy companies said few. In the UK, politicians from all sides are celebrating the very low turnout of recent local elections. Only 36% of the electorate turned out to vote, allowing the corrupt and nepotistic politicians of Britain to continue.

Tony Blair didn't say we may have lost a few seats, but the important thing is to reflect that many people in Britain are lazy dumb fucks contend to let us get away with murder on their behalf without raising a single objection. David Cameron for the Tories didn't say Tony Blair has it all wrong. That lesson we should learn from this complete disinterest in politics is it will take fewer bribes to fewer people to get us elected.

This could only be a good thing when the cost of getting elected is so high. And many of our money lenders, I mean supporters have been scared off by the cash flow peer scandal. Some people have proposed that voting should be compulsory in future, so we can all share the blame for the fucked up state of our country and its policies. But concerns have been raised that this may lead to sensible well meaning people being elected to office, people who are not related to the Queen and with no desire to invade other countries or take it up the arse from America.

And now, the weather report by the US government has concluded there is clear evidence of climate change being caused by human activities. The Federal Climate Change Science Program said trends seen over the last 50 years cannot be explained by natural processes alone. Thanks, have a nice weekend.