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FKN Newz · 2007-10-05 · 5:50

SEX DRUGS & ROCK N ROLL FKN NEWZ

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SEX DRUGS & ROCK N ROLL FKN NEWZ
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“Let's give rapists LSD and other drugs to enhance their imagination.”
“But then we're with the CIA get all the money for their Top Secret Black Ops.”
“Do drugs destroy lives and kill people?”

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The sex sinful filthy and disgusting or natural function exploited for profit drugs, evil deadly poisons or evolutionary accelerant exploited for profits rock and roll, revolutionary voice of the people or pointless crap produced for profits. Hello complicit Nazi shoppers. Welcome to the fucking news. I'm close to the edge.

Here are the headlines tonight. Sex without it none of us would be here. It's entirely natural, the pivotal moment in the procreation of life. Some would say that in the absence of drugs, it's the most pleasurable experience a human can have.

Releasing a cocktail of brain chemicals including norepinephrine, serotonin, oxytocin, vasopressin, nitric oxide, and others. That's why you have to pay for it. That's right. Sex is great, so it's worth money.

And that's why business rips you off for it. In the UK. You can't see a nipple on TV before 9pm You can however watch rhinos and monkeys fuck each other for prizes on nature programs whilst eating your Sunday dinner. Does that mean that people with a mess to finish are getting free porn?

Yes, Sex sells. It sells everything from coke to cruise missiles and Santa Claus, mostly exploiting the reaction of men's eyeballs and penises to cleavage, buttocks and lip gloss. You can want it but you can't have it. So buy the car instead.

You can fantasize owning the car that gets you blow jobs is almost as good as having the blowjob itself. Or you can believe that owning some toiletry item of tat makes you more attractive and more likely to have sex. You suck. Since sex is so interesting, you must pay for it.

You're not allowed to see other humans having sex for free. No, no, it's gotta make a buck. Some people say watching sex objectifies women that exploiting them, leading to an erosion of respect and increased likelihood of sex crimes. If that's true, then I suggest we swamp our culture with free sex until everybody's sick of the sight of it.

Let's put it on TV night after night after night. Until it's no more interesting the dogs fucking in the street space. That would mean you couldn't make money from it. I see a problem with a we make our money selling this rubbish lobby.

As for sex crimes. Let's start by putting an end to sexual abuse in the home and extended family. Let's give kids the vocabulary education and support to say Daddy put a stick up my Rs or pastor tag wants me to suck his dick again. Let's give rapists LSD and other drugs to enhance their imagination.

Then they can stay home peacefully satisfying themselves with a really good wine. Oh, only joking. Let's kill them slowly and painfully while we watch on primetime television. In between weekend show adverts full of Uber models wearing spray on clothes, licking their lips and scratching their butt cracks with tickets to Walt Disney's no nipples on ice show.

Thanks, slobber, slobber? Drugs. One of the biggest businesses on planet Earth. Nothing generates as much profit as anything humans can get high loaded or out of their minds on has been criminalized.

Pushing the price way up and making drugs more profitable for the evil banking elite of this planet than any other single business. Do you think Carlos and the other drug dealers keep their money under the beds? Do you? No, no, no, no money ends up in the bank.

Of course Carlos doesn't get top dollar for dollar. The banks have to clean the drug money and make it look like it was legitimate. Then they can lend the money to suckers like us and our governments for houses, cars wars and the Channel Tunnel. A bag of sugar costs more to make than a kilo of pure cocaine.

And you can buy the bag of sugar in the UK for one pound a kilo of cocaine however, we'll set you back 50 G's, Yo, that's 25,000 pines in the UK. Wow, that's quite a profit. It's a good job. It's illegal or I'd be popping out to a Walmart picking up a key for $1 or two.

But then we're with the CIA get all the money for their Top Secret Black Ops. Remember when they were selling coke to the American people to pay for guns, bombs and Stinger missiles and building the training camps in Pakistan where the Taliban and al Qaeda and the movement have been came from? Oh, the war on terror? That's a good one.

Do drugs destroy lives and kill people? That's bad. Okay, drugs bad? Didn't you know that?

Well, in 1997, the latest year for which death certificate data is available. 16,000 deaths from illegal drugs 100,000 from legal prescribed drugs. I'm confused. It seems that illegal drugs are killing less people than the ones handed over by the evil pharma siddik companies right rock and roll the free spirit and uncensored expression of humans through music now just out Vague Memory who ended up dead Where did you pay To go blah blah blah fuckin blah

the world's burning up dictator slaughter humans on every continent life has been reduced to work and profit like some kind of Stalinist shopping Cat Dance doggy they're so cute when they do that singing and dancing thing rough fuck those complicit Nazi shopping whackers Fuck the police fuck the system fuck the rich fuck the government fuck the war Buck money fuck power FUCK THE QUEEN fuck progress fuck economic growth fuck the few wealthy banking families who rule over us all with hardly any trouble at all.

Fuck them all and single banks. Now the weather the planet spot. It's your fault and it's getting worse. Have a nice weekend.

Analysis essay

This episode lands in early October 2007, with Britain still deep in Iraq-war fallout and Gordon Brown under pressure over whether he would call a snap election. Just days earlier, Brown had visited Baghdad and announced that 1,000 British troops would leave Iraq by year’s end, drawing accusations that he was staging foreign policy for domestic political advantage.  Against that background, Deek dodges the day’s front-page structure and instead makes “sex, drugs and rock and roll” into the real political economy: not lifestyle rebellion, but commodities, taboos, markets, advertising, laundering and control.

The fake-newscaster bit is built around moral whiplash: sex is condemned as filthy, then sold everywhere; drugs are demonized, then made fantastically profitable by prohibition; rock and roll is posed as either revolutionary art or another profit product. He parodies prudish British broadcasting rules, especially the pre-9pm “watershed,” by contrasting forbidden nipples with acceptable animal mating on nature programs. He also attacks advertising’s erotic bait-and-switch: cars, toiletries, Disney spectacles, cruise missiles and Coke are all sold through manufactured desire. The joke is that capitalism tells people they are dirty for wanting sex, then monetizes that desire back to them.

The recurring FKN themes are unusually explicit here. “Complicit Nazi shoppers” frames ordinary consumers as collaborators in the system. The “evil banking elite” turns the drugs segment into classic FKN bankster material: criminalization inflates prices, cartels accumulate cash, and banks supposedly launder the proceeds back into respectable finance. That fits Deek’s wider New World Order worldview: politicians, corporations, media censors, advertisers and banks are not separate villains but one integrated machine that converts natural human impulses into profit, shame, obedience and debt.