FKN Newz 2007-09-30

In Barbra protesting generals demand oppression exploitation that torture must continue. In New York is the president of Iran warns of America's nuclear ambitions. In the UK Gordon Brown as a haircut says nice things about children and wears a suit. Hello delusional shoppers.

Welcome to the fucking news. I'm brand new. Here are tonight's headlines. Protests swept Burma this week and the cabal of ruling elite marched through the streets of the capital demanding they be allowed to continue their tyrannical rule over the area of the planet designated as Burma by internationally agreed treaties.

A spokesperson for the evil unelected regime did not give this exclusive interview to the fucking news. Abroad these people for 50 years. We kill them, oppress them, torture them deny them human rights and through our inept running of the country and corruption of our foreign backers. We have impoverished them to the point of starvation.

We call upon the leaders of other oppressive regimes and fake shopping economies to save us in this hour of need. It is not enough that you stand by bow being idle platitudes while we flip the land of its natural resources on your behalf. It's not enough to ignore the mass murder of innocents and it will take more than a few large multinational companies paying us big kickbacks to make vast profits from our evil rule.

No, we need more than this to continue our fascist rule and tyrannical military oppression. We need the people of the world to ignore the suffering to dismiss the deaths of those who stand against us to continue going to the shops buying shit you don't need made in China by economic slaves who live in the world's biggest unelected dictatorship. Don't protest. Don't take an interest. don't educate yourself about the history, colonial rule by the British, the puppet governments the corruption the big business that still makes billions from our resources, while we crush opposition and kill dissenters.

A Stanford with us support non democratic rule as it exists in China, Saudi Arabia, Thailand, the United Arab Emirates, Nepal, Bhutan, Brunei, Oman, Qatar Swaziland Vatican City State, Cuba, North Korea, Laos, Syria, Turkmenistan, Vietnam, Fiji, Libya, Somalia, Sudan and Eritrea not forgetting the two party dictatorship that exists in America. foreign journalists are having trouble accessing karma and its capital to assess the level of protest and confirm reports of monks and students harming themselves.

Reports of gunshots and civilians smashing their heads against the police truncheons have been posted on the Internet, along with video of besieged government forces, barely managing to flood the streets with armed forces and occupied monasteries. President Bush and other world's leaders have condemned the actions of the monks going on not to say we in the shopping world will not rest while valuable resources are up for grabs.

in effective sanctions and denty rhetoric will be brought to bear and our hypocrisy will continue to shine as a beacon of hope to other tyrannical regimes, wherever they may be. Freedom will not find the Safe Harbor, the people of Earth will all be slaves in our economy for as long as one central banking system exists to promote greed and exploitation as a way of life. Thank you. And now word from our sponsors, President machmood I'ma dinner jacket visited New York this week but failed to find any weapons of mass destruction or their related programs.

In an address to the American people. He did not say, Well, we have reliable intelligence that America is developing the capability for make a to developing the capability to fake a nuclear attack on itself or Israel or Iraq and blame it on the Revolutionary Guard on Iran. We call upon the world's nuclear watchdog, the American government to investigate itself and inspect mice at the CIA and other intelligence communities or evidence of this program.

In the event of such a false flag attack, Iran will have no choice but to be bound back to the Stone Age invaded. stripped of its natural resources and occupied by an international insecurity assistance force that will charge our own people to rebuild what was destroyed in the fake war and bombing that ensued as a result of the fake bolts attack used to justify it in our own nuclear program is of course for entirely peaceful purposes relating to the destruction of Israel.

and the building of a mumbo jumbo voodoo religious state armed with Armageddon weapons. God will no doubt want us to use these weapons to spread our medieval nonsense around the world, you will know how God is. In closing, I would like to say our intolerant and irrational belief in God is just as stupid as yours. So we have much in common.

Let's not fight amongst ourselves, we should be working together to marginalize the secular voices on Earth and foster a culture of unquestioning obedience to God, a world where science and reason and the freedom to believe what you like, are not as important as dogma and the oppression of the few by the many. More on that story later in the UK, Gordon Brown has had a haircut said some nice things about children being the future and proposed legislation to make being happy easier.

In his speech at the Labour Party's annual conference, he did not confirm or deny plans for a snap general election, not saying your people are all stupid. Do you think anything will change if we have an election? Do you think a queen will give you the land back? Do you think the country and its resources will be treated as a shared responsibility?

Do you think you'll stop paying for water? Bah bah bah bah, you stupid fuck us. Whether you elect me or lactone Ivanka Cameron are that fossil men the clueless doesn't matter. Big business runs this country mostly be a systems actually a bit of Rupert Murdoch, the Queen and the church.

Nothing you landless peasant sleeves do or say and no one you elect or change a fucking thing. Everything is owed, including all of you. So vote for me vote for him. It won't change anything.

By sat CLA backs and now for the weather. Strong winds of change in Burma will fizzle out to nothing. As a more settled period of corporate exploitation of Earth. Its people and resources moves in from the future. descent will be stifled opposition crushed with a chance of slight grand frost and torture in low lying regions.

Have a nice weekend.