FKN NEWZ·FKN NEWZ · 2007-09-14 · FUTURE FKN NEWZ 09 14 07·● ON AIR
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FKN Newz · 2007-09-14 · 5:38

FUTURE FKN NEWZ 09 14 07

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The future not as good as it used to be, Humans wiped out. One world government, no elections, no dissent,no freedom. A few wealthy families declare themselves divine and immortal. Hello former inhabitants of earth.welcome to the Future FKN Newz Im sooner than you think here are tomorrows headlies
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The future is not as good as it used to be. Most humans wiped off a nuclear war. One World Government no elections notice that no freedom, few wealthy families declared themselves divine and immortal, fellow former inhabitants of earth Welcome to the fucking future news to the future fucking news. I'm sooner than you think.

Here are tomorrow's headlines. A few wealthy banking families pay the American government to fake a dirty nuclear explosion in one of its own cities, somewhere out of the way, Seattle or Miami media lies blame it on al Qaeda. Of course, it was Al Qaeda they turned out to be a CIA black hawk to destabilize the world and ensure US military dominance. Using this as a pretext America bombs and then invades Iran.

The war goes badly for Iran their allies China and Russia fearing the final acts of American Empire and supremacy give Iran a nuke you knew year new knee gives Iran a new the Iran explodes the bomb on the temple mountain Jerusalem recently purchased by Larry Silverstein, then things get really bad. America finds out the bomb was from China slash Russia and nukes Moscow and Beijing total nuclear war ensues every major city on Earth is bombed the population of Earth is reduced by half in six months.

Chris dunes have wrapped your friend see survivalists have big grins, beetles don't notice and Aboriginals go back to see Ben holograms of an alien god projected from satellites and space appear in the skies over every major continent on Earth. appearing to be whatever God is relevant on that continent. The Message says my children iPad to say you piece breaks out immediately at one world religion and government is formed headed by a few wealthy families who say they received personal visits from the alien god.

He told them they were really cool and touch them all in a special place. I mean, way that made them feels special. But they couldn't show us or explain it exactly. We just had to take it on faith.

Larry Silverstein rebuilds the Temple Mount in Jerusalem and collects a trillion gazillion dollars still legal tender in the New World Order. Having insured the buildings against nuclear a terrorist attack the odds of that but one world government says alien God wants us to behave and accept the new world order. They say they are his earthly disciples and will steer us on the path to righteousness salvation at lower interest rates.

Interest itself will never be so low as to disappear that is of course beyond the power even of God Himself. Our new government explain that we must prepare to meet our Extra Terrestrial creator at some unspecified time ever you chair an event that becomes known as what he's coming back again. They also say that alien god created the universe and everything in it. including us but that humans are the most like God and can fuck any other animal they like as long as there's a buck in it just like it was before but with less persons he had the alien god fails to appear again but preparation for His return gets underway.

Large prison camps I mean, new learning centers appear as if from nowhere and people are made I mean invited to go there. A series of unnecessary I mean necessary surgical procedures are carried out to protect and prepare the remaining sheep. I mean humans on Earth. microchips are implanted in them and everyone's injected with alien wonder medicine aka zombie cocktail. The resistance are hunted down and killed or taken to church where they learn to love new alien.

After a while alien god doesn't show up and the wealthy families announced that they are immortal thanks to the special way alien God touched them. And that alien god wants them to look after our for ever with the help of his flock Man, Man, Man Can you hear sheep? Churches are built into the honor of the specially touched ones. Temples are erected and the chips are told to bring their extra children to them as a sacrifice.

I mean gift to alien god or the special retouched ones. Were told we have to do this because there's not enough food for so many humans anymore. What were the nuclear war and all that although abortion is illegal in the New World Order, your children may still be killed because of fake wars and fly Is that still okay? Yes, there are a few unchecked humans left on earth and some for human shipping just did not work.

Thanks to these freaks and mutants, this message is possible and Aboriginal sleeping in the Australian outback 20 years from now is dreaming this The Lies don't kill jobs destroy wake up. It's not too late. Oh, now the weather the planet sparked it was your fault and it's getting worse. Have a nice Armageddon

Analysis essay

This “future news” episode follows directly from the September 11 anniversary rant and turns FKN’s conspiracy cosmology into a speculative apocalypse. The immediate 2007 context is the continuing fear of another terror attack, talk of Iran as the next war target, U.S. tensions with Russia and China, and the popular conspiracy idea that a nuclear or dirty-bomb false flag could be used to justify martial law or war. It also draws on “Project Blue Beam”-style theories: fake divine or alien holograms projected into the sky to create a one-world religion and government.

The parody is a mock bulletin from after the catastrophe. Deek strings together every paranoid element—CIA al-Qaeda, dirty nukes, Iran, China, Russia, Jerusalem, Larry Silverstein, alien gods, satellite holograms, one-world religion, microchips, prison camps, and “learning centers”—until the absurdity becomes its own kind of map. The Larry Silverstein Temple Mount insurance joke extends 9/11 insurance suspicions into cosmic farce: even nuclear holy-war apocalypse is somehow an opportunity for a property payout.

The recurring FKN themes are in their most maximal form: bankster families, false flags, New World Order, one-world religion, nuclear Armageddon, surveillance, chips, camps, and debt surviving even God. The funniest and bleakest detail is that the apocalypse does not abolish capitalism; it merely rebrands it as divine alien finance with “lower interest rates.” Deek’s future is not a warning about aliens or religion alone, but about the durability of control systems. Even after half of humanity dies, the same few families claim divine authority, rebuild hierarchy, monetize salvation, and teach the remaining “sheep” to love their cage.